ZioFloppaism is an economically and culturally right-wing, civically moderately libertarian and zionist ideology which believes that JoeyFloppaism should be implemented to make Israel transcend all else. It believes the best practical way to defeat Palestine and eventually claim Greater Israel is for private companies to set out to imperialize those areas with the incentive of personal gain.
It also agrees with the rest of JoeyFloppaist thought.
How to Draw
- Draw a ghost, a cube, or a cubic ghost. The ghost should resemble a Boo. (#ffff00)
- Fill it in yellow. (#ffeb3b)
- Draw a blue Star of David. (#0038b8)
- Draw the eyes.
- Zionism - Oh, a Jew. Very based of you.
- Austrolibertarianism - The market system that is to be advocated for.
- Paleolibertarianism - Very good culture and economy.
- Shapiroism - A good conservative commentator is always based. Being a Jew is also very good!
- Jewish Anarchism - Good. A jew who wants to abolish the state. But don't go TOO far!
- Bibism - Superb, bro! Happy that you're a conservative and a Jew!
- Systemism - A bit moderate on economic issues, but you'll easily allow Jews into the government. How based! And also love it that you're an Austrian economist.
- Airisuism - Dirty commie, but won't mind Jews. 50/50, or more like 45/65.
- Labour Zionism - Communism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Good Jew, which is good.
- National Capitalism - His economics are superb, but wants to holocaust all of the Jews!
- Hoppeanism - Superb economics (and maybe culture), but stop using "physical removal" on the Jews.
- Ingjew - Superb race theory, just such a blockhead on civil issues.
- National JoeyFloppaism - Loves my Austrian economic theory, just is another Jew hater.
- National Socialism - Your racial ideas and your economics are pure commie trash! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
- Strasserism - Same crap, socialist goy.
- Joeybusterism - Utterly, terminally cringe.
- Nullism - Probably wants to kill the Jews if he's that off-compass. So Megacringe.