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About Me
Hello, I'm 
SomeCrusader1224! But please just call me SomeCrusader, the last bit was a mistake. I'm a 16 year-old male American Christian living in California. My school is currently in session, but by God that won't stop me from wasting time on here instead of studying!
My Family
My Mom
My mom is a caring but at times crazy person. She's essentially peak tradwife, taking care of the house, making the family food, etc. She also buys into a lot of 
conspiracy theories, like being anti-vax, thinking that chem trails are being used to keep California in a drought, and thinking that Biden cheated in the last election (which I believe is plausible TBH).
My Dad
Mt dad has always been my role model. He is always gentle, there whenever I need him, and he takes me out to do fun stuff when mom isn't looking. He's an ordained pastor, but instead of leading a church he works at a Christian radio station. He loves his job there, and he teaches to his college-age small group every Tuesday night.
My Older Bro 
My older brother has been diagnosed with autism when he was 3 years old, and my parents had to try very hard and spend tens of thousands of dollars to get him to the high functioning state that he has today. He's in college so that he could get a job in my city's water district, but in the meantime he edits videos for content creators and streams on Twitch. I think he has, like, 350 subscribers now or something.
Things I Like
My Religion
My Country
Edgy memes
Taking political tests- Gaming
The Constitution and (to a lesser extent) 
Libertarian Parties
Tomboys- My mom, dad, and older bro
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Things I Don't Like
Anti-Theists
The oversexualization of Western society
Sleepy Joe
Genocide deniers- File:Neocon.png Jingoistic "Conservatives"
14 year-old white girls with no purpose in life
NationStates Countries
Screw Your Degeneracystan (The one I try to run seriously)
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Powerhouse
Political Freedom: Superb
Policies:
Government:
Devolution: Government power is substantially delegated to local authorities.
Term Limits: Elected representatives must leave office after a legally mandated amount of time.
Society:
No Adultery: Adultery is prohibited by law.- Prudism: Strict modestly laws govern how citizens may dress.
Cannibalism: Consuming the flesh of fellow humans is legal.
Law and Order:
Capital Punishment: Citizens may be executed for crimes.
No Prisons: Jails and prisons are not employed.
Economy:
Capitalism: Private industry is permitted within a market-based economy.
Cannabis: Cannabis may be legally purchased.
Space Program: The nation runs a space program.
Metricism: The state mandates the use of the metric system.
International:
Weapons of Mass Destruction 
: The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
Climate Treaty 
: The nation is a signatory to an international climate treaty.[1]
Literally Ancapistan (For fun)
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: All-Consuming
Political Freedom: Superb
Policies:
Government:
- Devolution: Government power is substantially delegated to local authorities.
Society:
Marriage Equality: Citizens of the same sex may marry.- Cannibalism: Consuming the flesh of fellow humans is legal.
Law and Order:
Corporal Punishment: Criminals may be ordered to undergo physical punishment.- No Judiciary: The nation has abolished the court system.
- No Prisons: Jails and prisons are not employed.
Economy:
- Capitalism: Private industry is permitted within a market-based economy.
Child Labor: Children may be legally employed as workers and contractors.
Cannabis: Cannabis may be legally purchased.- Space Program: The nation runs a space program.
International:
- Weapons of Mass Destruction : The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
Literally the Templars (For fun)
Civil Rights: Outlawed
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedom: Outlawed
Policies:
Government:
Autocracy: The nation does not hold democratic elections.
Theocracy: Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.
Monarchy: The special status of a royal family is enshrined in law.
State Press: Only state-controlled media is permitted.
Society:
Permanent Marriage: Divorce is illegal.
Heterosexuality: Same-sex relationships are illegal.- No Adultery: Adultery is prohibited by law.
No Contraception: Contraception is illegal.
No Abortion: Abortion is illegal.
Body Integrity: Citizens may not pierce their bodies or circumcize their children.- Prudism: Strict modesty laws govern how citizens may dress.
No Smoking: Smoking is prohibited, even in private.
Law and Order:
- Capital Punishment: Citizens may be executed for crimes.
- Corporal Punishment: Criminals may be ordered to undergo physical punishment.
- Conscription: A period of military service is compulsory for all citizens.
Economy:
- Capitalism: Private industry is permitted within a market-based economy.
- Child Labor: Children may be employed as workers or contractors.
No Internet: Citizens may not access the internet.
No Drugs: All recreational drugs are prohibited.- No Aircraft: Aircraft are banned.
International:
- Weapons of Mass Destruction : The nation claims the legal right to use WMDs.
My Pages (Oldest to Newest)
Trumpist Theocracy
SomeCrusaderism (self-insert)
Proto-SomeCrusaderism
LGBT Christianity
Self-Insert ProLife Unitism
SomeCrusader's Dadism
Christian Animeism
Orthodox Conservatism
Conservative Cosmopolitanism
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- ↑ I don't actually abide by it.