NOTE: I am way more active on the Polcompball Wiki than this wiki.
See Also
- UndertaleGamer1000 on the Polandball Wiki
- UndertaleGamer1000 on the Polcompball Wiki
- EWBR2006 Thought
- Proto-EWBR2006 Thought
- EWBRsoc
Family Ideologies
See this on the Polcompball Wiki
Opinions
Friends (Great ideologies and/or nice people)
TheElectricBomb (
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Yoda8soup Thought (
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UnbasedLiberal (
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Omega1065 (
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- Applethesky2021 (
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Sort of friends (Is friendly/has a somewhat good ideology but has some bad points here and there)
Cheebow8 (
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) - He was the first guy to send me a friend request on the Polandball Wiki. But I don't like his
negative views on progressivism and positive views on
Trump (I'm not a fan of
Sleepy Joe either though).
Neutral (Mixed opinions on their personality/ideology and/or I don't know much or anything about them)
K1R4KW33N (
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CynicalLibra (
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On thin ice/Not a fan (Bad ideology/personality, but not at the point of being the worst)
- ChineseSocialist (
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- Bad stuff:
Anti-liberal (if he's just against free market liberalism then its okay I guess)
- Doesn't even recognize Taiwan as a legitimate state and put it as his very least favorite country (and even had the audacity to censor the first "a" in "Taiwan").
RECOGNIZE IT AND MOVE IT TO A DIFFERENT BAD COUNTRIES HEADER OR ANSCHL-
: I am not you!
- Good stuff:
- Supports Abraham Lincoln over Jefferson Davis.
Hates Vladimir Putin.
- Prefers
Vladimir Lenin over
Joseph Stalin, even though he likes both.
Has good points on his "Hall of Roaches" header.
Supports anti-racist people (e.g. Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, Maya Angelou (note that I already mentioned he supports Abe Lincoln over Jefferson Davis), which are from
my country's history).
- Bad stuff:
Martin Nevarez (
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) - Stop defending the Cuties movie! AND STOP CALLING HATERS OF THAT MOVIE "
PURITANS"!!! I. AM NOT. A PURITAN!! (although you have a point that us Cuties (2020 movie) haters need to move on, you keep disrespecting people's negative opinions on that absolutely terrible movie.)
RedStar01 (
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nazis,
fascists (e.g.
francoists),
imperialists,
reactionaries (e.g.
Erdoğan),
woketards
, oil (seriously it's an environmental hazard that causes global warming), and like
Roblox as well as
Among Us (neutral on it) and pizza.
DragonRed (
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Enemies (Complete douchebags and/or absolutely terrible ideologies)
- Just about every unironic
fascist,
political extremist (or any extremist),
idiots,
pedophiles and
LARPers, but especially:
BudsforBuddies (
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GACHA COMMUNITY (AND THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY AS A WHOLE)!! (I don't care if she's a troll or not!)
Perfect
There are no perfect countries whatsoever.
Very Positive
Positive
Slightly Positive
Neutral
Slightly Negative
Negative
Very Negative
Absolutely Unredeemable
Positive
Amazing
Classical Social Democracy - Social Democracy at its finest.
Environmentalism - JUST SAVE THE WORLD ALREADY!
Good, but improve further
Modern Social Democracy - This can make countries good, but is it true that
one of your variants exploit (parts of) the second/third world?
Lincolnism - Banned slavery and gave rights to black people even after Lincoln's assassination, even though you only did this for pragmatic reasoning, but still.
Regular Euroscepticism - I think the
EU has done some terrible things to some of its members and sanctions random countries...
Meh
Classic Communism - I like the idea of a state where the working class isn't exploited, but I really hate, if not despise,
some of your variants, and some
liberals (like
me) don't think
capitalism is good.
Wait, I just described Progressivism.Confederalism - You're a more confusing version of
Federalism.
Negative
Bad
Neoliberalism - Like, can you not?
Kleptocracy - LITERALLY PUTIN!
Hard Euroscepticism - ...but this is too much.
Libertarian Feminism - No. Just no.
BURN IN HELL!!
- File:Antijapalt.png Extreme Anti-Japaneseism - Fuck you, you evil self-hating delusional racist or whatever you wanna call yourself.
Extreme Anti-Americanism - Same as above, but with people from the
USA.
Jefferson Davis Thought - AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS, RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS! RIGHT AWAY! (RIGHT AWAY!) COME AWAY! (COME AWAY!) RIGHT AWAY! (RIGHT AWAY!) COME AWAY! (COME AWAY!)
Anti-Liberalism - Yes, I'm a File:GamerLib.png liberal. Cry about it.
Putinism - NYET VLADIMIR! NYET VLADIMIR! YOU LIE TO THE WHOLE WORLD THAT YOU ARE "FOR PEACE!"
- File:XiJinpingThought.png Xi Jinping Thought -
National Bolshevism - Piss off
tankie.
Juche - Aren't you just rebranded Nazbol? Put away your nukes.
Kim Il-sung was decent though except for the Korean War.
State Liberalism - SHUT THE FUCK UP WOKE IMPERIALIST! FIGHT ME YOU PIG!
This is who I truly am.Reactionaryism - Fuck off,
fascist LARPing as a
conservative.
Pol Potism - Please die in a fire.
Esoteric Fascism - Same with you.
Fourth Theory -
Reactionary Socialism - What a complete joke.
Fascism - LITERALLY
MUSSOLINI!!
Nazism - LITERALLY
HITLER, LIKE LITERALLY, ACTUALLY HITLER!!
Francoism - LITERALLY SPANISH HITLER!
Ultranationalism - Shut the fuck up. Please shut the fuck up.
IngSoc - 1984 ALL OVER AGAIN!!!
Ukrainophobia - Double fuck you,
National Bolshevism and the
Fourth Theory in disguise.
Objectivism - LITERALLY
NATIONAL CRAPITALISM AND
PLUTOCRACY!!
THE ABSOLUTE WORST!!
Imperialism - FUCK YOU!!
Bigotism - SAME AS ABOVE!!
Foreign/National political figures
Amazing (90 to 99)
Sun Yat-sen
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Good (70 to 89)
Slightly good (60 to 69)
Volodymyr Zelensky
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Neutral (40 to 59)
Karl Marx
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) (42/100) - He had decent ideas on socialism, but he was a bit too extreme.
Slightly bad (30 to 39)
Vladimir Lenin
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) (37/100) - Similar to Karl Marx, but more authoritarian. He also made the Soviet Union an
atheist state. One of the good things he did was overthrow the outdated tsarist monarchy and decriminalize LGBT.
Bad (16 to 29)
Alexander Lukashenko (20/100)
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) - Not as bad as Putin, but he still is an a****le who supports Putin's conquest of Ukraine.
Vladimir Putin (16/100)
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) - A Kleptocratic oligarch who is slowly but surely killing Russia. He started an invasion in Ukraine and is destroying culture in the annexed regions that belong to Ukraine. He also seriously hates LGBT people and denounced socialism, which is another reason I want him dead.
Terrible (-Infinite to 15)
Benjamin Netayanhu
(11/100) - Racist and imperialist who wants to completely annex Palestine and raise tensions in
the Middle East and North Africa. The worst Israeli prime minister. At least he supports LGBT rights.
Showa Hirohito
(8/100) - The worst Japanese emperor. He did not try to stop Hideki Tojo from his various war crimes in east Asia and southeast Asia. At least he apologized but that does not forgive the atrocities the Japanese government committed.
Kim dynasty (2.25/100 overall)
- These types of people are the reason why I pity
tankies, because they blindly support regimes like these.
Kim Il-sung (6/100) - Invaded South Korea (even if the latters regime at the time was terrible), however, he was better than his successors, but not by much.
Kim Jong-il (1/100) - Corrupt plutocrat who started the imminent famine crisis in North Korea and was the cause of black markets in his country.
Kim Jong-un (2/100) - Starves his people while fattening himself up, a fucking
pervert, and a
conservative totalitarian who hates LGBT.
- Kim Yo-jong (0/100) - Like her older brother, but even worse. If she were to become leader after Kim Jong-un's death, it would be terrible.
Mao Tse-tung (1/100)
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) - Killer of millions of Chinese people, likely 78 million, the highest kill count by any single dictator in human history. Even if he tried to save the poverty-ridden parts of his country, he was incompetent to solve the famine.
Adolf Hitler (-Infinite/100)
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- Blamed all of his problems on Jewish people, for no reason
ironically, he was half-Jewish as well. He also started the holocaust which killed millions of innocent slavs, jews, LGBT people, and others in opposition to him. Gladthe allies made him kill himself and his evil regime surrender.
Pol Pot
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) (-Infinite/100) - Killed intellectuals, attempted to kill the entire population of Cambodia, and even his own supporters.
Hideki Tojo
(-Infinite/100) - The very person behind all of the war crimes that Japan committed. Committed atrocities like r*p3ing and bombing innocent Koreans and Chinese. So glad he got executed.
Amazing (90 to 99)

Good (70 to 89)
Abraham Lincoln (88/100)
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- Defeated the CSA and extended the rights of black people. Sadly he got killed by some CSA sympathizer.
George Washington (81/100)
- Fought against the British imperialists, established term limits, and wanted a non-partisan republic. However, I'm not too keen on the fact that he had slaves (even though it was common for people to own slaves at the time).
Slightly good (60 to 69)
Bernie Sanders (61/100)
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Neutral (40 to 59)
Barack Obama (44/100)
- ObamaCare and withdrawing troops from Iraq was good, but his imperialism in certain Arab countries was terrible.
Slightly bad (30 to 39)
Joe Biden (32/100) File:Cball-Pennsylvania.png/File:Cball-Delaware.png - Very incompetent in handling the Afghanistan crisis, also he can't make a speech without messing up, because he's ridden with dimentia. But I like that he allowed transgender people back into the military and has good intentions ecologically and wants to decrease child poverty by 50% by 2025, so I will vote for him over Trump in the 2024 election[1], just as long as he doesn't mess up on his next term if he wins the election.
Also stop sniffing childrens' hair ffs youpedo 💀💀💀💀💀
Bad (16 to 29)
Donald Trump (28/100)
- A plutocrat who is racist towards Mexicans, native Americans and transphobic, and supported the use of coal. However, he is still far from being the worst politician in the USA.
Terrible (-Infinite to 15)
Andrew Jackson (14/100) File:Cball-SouthCarolina.png[2] - Tried to get rid of all banks and banknotes in the US (which could have killed the economy) and forced the native Americans out of their homes.
Jefferson Davis (5/100)
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- Pro-slavery and broke away from the USA to keep states rights over African Americans rights. Glad Lincoln and the Union forces crashed his shitty state.
A fanfic or something
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you