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    Transjuche is a far-left ideology, both economically and culturally.

    Philosophy

    The person is the master of all things and the decisive factor in everything.
    — Kim Il-sung

    People, since they are the only things possessing consciousness, are, as well as their desires are, the most important things in a society and since no consciousness any more than any other, all people are equal.

    Society

    My God is none other than the people.
    — Kim Il-sung

    Inline with its philosophy, Transjuche believes that more people's interests are more important than less people's interests and as a consequence, majority of people shall rule, even to the detriment of the minority and any further organization must always conform to this idea.

    The Issue that is the Government

    Only the popular masses are omniscient and omnipotent and almighty on earth.
    — Kim Il-sung

    Unfortunately, with larger scale, the idea that all decisions are to be put before all the peoples and decided becomes more and more impractical and as a result, delegation will eventually become necessary. In earlier stages, this might mean delegating certain routine decisions. In more advanced stages, this might mean delegating most decisions to a delegatory body. And in the most advanced of stages, this might mean delegating the appointment of the delegatory body itself.

    Economy

    Inline with its philosophy, Transjuche belives all parts of the economy should be controlled by the people. And no, despite what imperialist pigs want you to believe, this does not create any issues whatsover.

    Plans for the Revolution

    Alien Invasion

    It is highly unlikely that any society could achieve interstellar travel without embracing Transjuche, therefore if aliens come, they will liberate Earth by putting Transjuche in power.

    Traditional Revolution

    The people are the masters of the revolution in each country. It is like putting a cart before the horse that foreigners carry out the revolution for them. The revolution can neither be exported nor imported.
    — Kim Il-sung

    Arm the people and fuck the state!

    Syndicalism

    Compared to traditional revolution, unionization and striking has the advantage of low casualties and potential for trying a different approach if this one doesn't work.

    Drug Money

    Founding a criminal organization and lobbying the party into the government through the funding from this organization.

    Fraud

    We do a little voter fraud.

    New World

    Fly to mars and establish Transjuche there.

    Old New World

    Coup the martian government and put Transjuche in power.

    Critique of Markets

    Overproduction

    Currently the market produces 50% more food than it would need to feed earth's entire population.

    Distributional Inefficiency

    And yet, despite the market producing 50% more food than it would need to feed earth's entire population, 10,000,000 people starve to death every single year with another billion suffering from malnutrition.

    Ruthless Competition

    Everyone who does not do the best to get ahead of everyone else is actively punished by being overtaken by somebody else, leaving no space for anything that isn't the most profitable.

    Inequality

    With economy controlling so many aspects of society, it only makes sense that people with more economic power can have better life and better opportunities.

    Generational Inequality

    With better opportunities, people with more economic will have children that will have better opportunities (such as education and better social contacts), this will exponentially increase over generations, with people with less economic power having progressively less and less and people with more progressively more and more.

    Corruption

    With the massive amounts of money that can be amassed by individuals, buying influence becomes easy and common, leading to oligarchies, imperialism and general opression.

    Poisoning of Society

    Slavery, racism, anti-semitism, transphobia, homophobia, nationalism, misogeny, castes, ableism, ageism, anti-intellectualism, aporophobia were all caused in one way or another by market economics.

    Monopolies

    With rampant corruption, any sort of government will eventually become a puppet of the economy, leaving no democracy or freedom to speak of.

    Inevitable Feudalism

    With political monopolies forming, the society will eventually become more or less owned by one person and because of generational inequality, the corporate positions will become more or less inherited.

    A Word On Worker Cooperatives

    Glossing over the fact that worker cooperatives solve almost none of those aforementioned issues, the biggest problem is, how to determine when two worker cooperatives work together and when they are one, because if the answer to this question isn't completely bulletproof, it's just timed capitalism.

    Larpy variation

    Then there's also her semi-serious, totalitarian, stranserist variation with wonderful policies such as:

    • estrogen the water supply
    • be gay, do a substantial amount of war crimes
    • organized crime's also cool
    • mass producing transitions because there's no way that can go wrong

    How to draw

    Flag of Transjuche
    1. Draw a white ball.
    2. Draw a blue stripe on the top a bottom.
    3. Outline the border between the blue and white with pink.
    4. Replace the left eye with a white eye-patch.
    5. Draw the WPK Emblem in the eye-patch.
    6. Draw the other eye and you're done.
    Color Name HEX RGB
    Blue #5BCEFA 91, 206, 250
    Pink #F5A9B8 245, 169, 184
    White #ffffff 255, 255, 255

    Relationships

    Friends

    Frenemies

    • Bi-Khrushchevism - Dirty revisionist! Both him and her are absolutely correct to denounce you! (Except, can we strategically be allies? Please?)
    • Kurdish Transcommunalism - Get more authoritarian if you want to accomplish your goals.
    • Queer Monarchism - Similar to me in some ways. But also quite different. I can tolerate you.
    • Stransserism - Fellow Trans Authoritarian Leftist. But you have issues that we need to address...
    • Baked Gorbachevism - Man, you make me laugh. You need to get more authoritarian and stop trying to "fix" something that does not need fixing!
    • Libertarian Feminism - Okay, so I love your progressive values, your embrace of women’s rights, and the fact that you recognize my true gender. That’s all great. But you are still a scumbag capitalist.
    • Queer Anarchism - We share many goals and values, but your anti-authoritarian ideas are ridiculous and naïve.
    • Anarcha-Feminism - Same as the guy above you. I do appreciate that you fight for ALL women, both cis and trans. Thanks for that.

    Enemies

    • - 기체! 기체! 기체!
    • Transilminism - My self-hating, capitalist, twin sister. I AM THE REAL TRANSKOREA
    • Trans-Showa Statism - No I will not "Hail the Empress" you genocidal imperialist! You are the common enemy of both My Sister and I.
    • Imperialism - You are one of the most disgusting things to have ever existed!
    • Crapitalism - The world’s workers will emerge triumphant over the bourgeoisie!
    • Anarcho-Capitalism - Capitalist who wants complete chaos.
    • Minarchism - Another capitalist who won't survive the revolution.
    • Reactionaryism - Your bigoted bullshit ends now.
    • Neoreactionaryism - You are one fucked up psycho.
    • Reactionary Capitalism - Capitalism is awful. Reactionaryism is awful. Do the math bourgeoisie bigot.
    • Pink Capitalism - Capitalism hurts the LGBTQ Community you dummy!
    • Classical Liberalism, Liberalism, & Neoliberalism - STUPID LIBERALS!
    • Reaganism - Capitalist, Imperialist, Transphobic BASTARD!!!
    • Thatcherism - HAHAHAHAHAHA! The bigoted, imperialist, capitalist bitch is DEAD!
    • White Juche - Racist, transphobic, homophobic, fake socialist garbage.
    • Libertarianism - People aren’t liberated if they are being exploited by capitalism, you moron!
    • Conservatism - I DESPISE YOU!
    • Anarcho-Conservatism - Yeah, you can go right ahead and F*CK off!
    • Conservative Socialism & Paleosocialism - You both are bigoted assholes pretending to be socialists.
    • Authoritarian Conservatism - You're a jackass that wants state sanctioned bigotry.
    • Paleoconservatism - You’re a bigoted bag of excrement. You lie constantly about the LGBTQ community in order to sow more hatred and bigotry. Your hatred and your lies end with your DEATH!
    • Christian Conservatism - A vile hatemonger that uses religion as an excuse to justify bigotry.
    • Conservative Liberalism & Liberal Conservatism - Conservatives and Liberals like to pretend they are both rivals. But you both are proof that both conservatives and liberals are partners in exploitation, bigotry, and imperialism. GO TO THE LABOR CAMP NOW! BOTH OF YOU!
    • Neoconservatism - Fucking conservative imperialist!
    • Neo-Libertarianism - Another right-wing imperialist!
    • Right-Wing Populism - A con artist who pretends to fight for the common people, but in reality is a bigoted bourgeois bitch!
    • Reactionary Liberalism - A reactionary douchebag who also happens to be a filthy capitalist.
    • Fascism - BASH AND SMASH THE FASH!!!
    • Weeb Fascism - More psychotic, fascist slime.
    • Anarcho-Fascism & Nilssonian Anarcho-Fascism - You sick freaks!
    • Progressive Fascism - Progressives can't be fascists. And fascists can't be progressives.
    • Libertarian Conservatism - Capitalist and Conservative. A combination of two oppresive and evil ideologies.
    • Liberaltarianism - Liberalism is stupid. Libertarianism is stupid. Do the math idiot.
    • Paleolibertarianism - A cesspool of Anti-Authoritarian, Anti-Trans, Anti-Socialist filth.
    • National Libertarianism - An even filthier cesspool! You make me sick!!!
    • Christian Libertarianism - Greedy grifter that uses religion to steal money from the common people.
    • Reactionary Libertarianism - You're my enemy in every way!
    • Reactionary Socialism - Stop pretending to be a socialist and call yourself what you really are, a filthy feudalist!
    • Fourth Theory - Yes, Liberalism is idiotic. However, that is not an excuse for being a reactionary bigot! Off you go to reeducation camp!
    • National Bolshevism - Fascist slime pretending to be a socialist.
    • Strasserism - Another fascist pretending to be a socialist!
    • Nazism - A literal fucking Nazi.
    • National Capitalism - You're a capitalist, imperialist, racist, homophobic, transphobic puddle of diarrhea!!!
    • Homofascism - It doesn't matter if you're gay or straight, I hate Nazis! And you are a Nazi!
    • Futurism - Sexist, transphobic, fascist.
    • National Primitivism - You are an evil Nazi, and a primitivist bonehead.
    • National Agrarianism - Reactionaries and conservatives who attempt to stand in the way of real socialism and social progress will fail!
    • Odalism - More racist, primitivist slime.
    • Neoluddism - You’re a deranged lunatic and a depraved terrorist.
    • National Conservatism - Filthy transphobic conservative who just wants state mandated bigotry.
    • National Liberalism - NASTY RIGHT-WING LIBERAL!
    • National Anarchism - Fake leftist who is both racist and anti-LGBTQ.
    • Reactionary-Anarchism - Another fake leftist. You're also a reactionary dirtbag!
    • Lys Noir - Repulsive slime!
    • Progressive Conservatism - FUCKING FILTHY FAKE PROGRESSIVE!!!
    • Bull Moose Progressivism - Sorry sweetie, you're not a real progressive.
    • Progressive Reactionarism - You can't be a progressive if you follow ANY form of reactionarism! All you are is a reactionary Frankenstein monster!!!
    • Homoconservatism - You're an idiotic boob! Conservatism is inherently transphobic AND homophobic!!!
    • LGBT Reactionarism - You’re even worse than the idiot above you. What kind of horrific monstrosity are you!?
    • Karen - Transphobic false feminist.
    • Radical Feminism - TERF bigot.
    • Reactionary Feminism - Another reactionary TERF bigot!
    • Trumpism - A fucking idiot who is a transphobic plutocrat (not to mention an imperialist).
    • Hindutva - Reactionary, capitalist, homophobic jackass!
    • Klansmanism - There are only 2 places racists belong, in a labor camp or in a coffin! Take your pick!
    • White Nationalism - I'll repeat myself...There are only 2 places racists belong, in a labor camp or in a coffin! TAKE YOUR PICK!!!!!
    • White Capitalism - You are an evil racist AND a capitalist pig!
    • Yellow Socialism - Not a Socialist.
    • National Democracy - National Democracy? Despite your name, you are a fake nationalist who also hates democracy. Plus you are a homophobic, transphobic bigot. Get your ass to the prison camp!
    • Hoppeanism - Evil reactionary, capitalist scum. I'll throw your bigoted ass in the labor camp!!!
    • Korwinism - I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Pink Hoppeanism & Homokorwinism - - Ummmmmm... I have one question. What the fuck is wrong with you two?
    • Pink Trotskyism - Treasonous Fake Socialist!
    • Alt-Right & Alt-Lite - Oh look, here we have a pair of racist, misogynistic, homophobes! You both are ENEMIES of the working class!
    • Putinism - You’re just a bully who betrayed socialism and pushes bigotry.
    • Zyuganovism - An anti-LGBT bigot who pushes imperialism and counterfeit socialism.
    • Integralism - You're an anti-LGBTQ religious whackjob!
    • Jihadism - Reactionary cretin that wants to murder everyone. I’ll do everyone a favor and kill you first.
    • Pink Jihadism - What the hell are you!? Fuck you!
    • Avaritionism - You are literally a proud murderer, rapist, and pedophile! DISGUSTING! You will be immediately executed!!!
    • Feudalism - One of the very few goals I share with capitalists, is overthrowing your dumb ass.
    • Tribalism & Anarcho-Primitivism - I do not want to take the world back to the Stone Age. And anyone who does is an IDIOT!
    • Counter-Enlightenment - Fuck you. Fuck your traditions! Fuck your bigoted beliefs! Fuck your superstitions! Fuck your backwardness! Fuck exploitation! Fuck Feudalism! FUCK YOU!!!
    • National Pol Potism - Listen you idiot, you can’t build real socialism unless you tear down ALL oppressive hierarchies! That includes destroying racism, homophobia, AND transphobia! You’re just a racist, transphobic, fake socialist scumbag who hates others just because your mommy didn’t hug you enough!!!!! I'M A TRANS GIRL THAT KILLS BIGOTS!
    • National Feminism - Oh...My...God.
    • Homophobia & Transphobia - It's time for you both to die!


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