Traditionalist Kakistocracy is a culturally right ideology that believes in conserving tradition under the
rule of the worst. An easily noticeable difference from it and normal
Traditionalism is the existence of a 💻 computer used for learning strange
history like toilet deaths and weird ⚔ weapons 🔫 of
war instead of
books and literature
for more popular
history like
World War 2 (1939-1945)
and the
American Declaration of Independence (1776)
. However,
Traditionalist Kakistocracy may also learn popular
history as well, depending on the current situation right now.
Huw to Drah
- Drah a blank baww.
- Fill it wif da wight gween of
Kakistocwacy (#00D560)
- Drah 2 white (#FFFFFF) stwipes on the top and bottom of da baww.
- Drah 2 gween (#8BC34A)
Twaditionalist stwipes above the white ones so that they awe thickew.
- Drah a white (#FFFFFF) 🕘 cwock siwhowette in da centew of da baww.
- (Optionew) Drah a gween pwopewwew hat (#00D560 and #8BC34A) on da tawp of da baww.
- U'we done! :)
Rewashenshepz
Kewl Twadishenal Fwendz
Banzai kamikaze guy - TENNO HEIKA, BANZAAAAIIIII!!!
Bwitish fwag guy - I wike da
Bwitish fwag and cowonizashen!!!
Cawoniaww guy - I wike cawonizing fowin wandz!!
Cawmedek guy - HAHAH! What wuz the
Nazis' favwet meel to eat on a Sunday mowning duwing
Wowd Waww Too
? XD
Cwassicaww Consewvativism - I wove you faw uw twaditional valewz, bawt why do uw qwestion my wove faw computawz and da
intewnet
and fowrce meh into
agwawian wifestywes? :\
Fancy cwotheng guy - I wike yuw cwothes, can I pwease bowwow them?
Gewman guy - I wike Gewman histowy, Pwussia and da cowow blue. *not only humming but also playing
Preußens Gloria in stereo with very loud sound*
Gweek mastowbashen guy - Haha, mastowbating in pawblic iz funni!!!!
Gwey totem - I don't wike da cawow gwey, but I wike wings and totems.
Hadawnizm - I wike ancient Gweece and da calah brown.
Japanese Tokugawa shogunate guy - I wike Japan and isowashen.
Kakistocwacy and
Twaditionalism - HOI!!!! I'm iz TWADITIONAL KAKISTOCWACY!!!!!
Mind guy - Onwy aww mindz aww suwe to exist!!
Naked twadiitonawist guy - Hehe, wunning awound wifawt cwothes iz sooo funni!!
Patwiotic guy - I wove
Stanistan!!
Pink howny cow - Haha, howniness iz funni!!
Pwane guy
- I wike pwanes and fwying!!
Ravowushenery guy - I sawppowt da wevowushenawies in da
war of indapendence
!!
Reichtangle with Amewican ayshetiks - I wike Weichtangle and Amewica!!
Skeptekizm - We kwestion da
newdz?
Warism - Waww, waww, WAWW!!
Wed totem - I don't wike cawmmunizem, but I wike totemz and da cowow wed.
Yewow sun guy - I wike yewow, da sun and da calah wed.
Newtwol/Fwenimeez
Chewistocwacy
- I sumwhat wike you, but yew too dumb faww
histowical nowadge
and give me a bad name! :( You awso need to get yaw diaper changed befaww yew can hang awt wif meh!
State Atheism - ...maybe?
Wainbow guy - I don wike geys, but I wike wainbows.
Wed Fwench guy with da guiwwoteen - I wike yew funni hat, Fwance and da calah red, but u'we meen and want to send meh to da guiwwoteen sawmtimes. :(
Pwogwessive Enimeez and da NEWDZ!!!
Mathocracy - Bowing newd who wants me to weawn math!
- 🚽 Toiwets - U'we scawy... :(
Furfer Infurmashun
Videeoz
Horrible Histories
- The Weird History of Toilet Deaths by
Simple History
- Weird Weapons in History by
Simple History
- Weird laws in History by
Simple History
Tempwatez
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