Traditionalist Kakistocracy is a culturally right ideology that believes in conserving tradition under the rule of the worst. An easily noticeable difference from it and normal Traditionalism is the existence of a 💻 computer used for learning strange history like toilet deaths and weird ⚔ weapons 🔫 of war instead of books and literature for more popular history like World War 2 (1939-1945) and the American Declaration of Independence (1776) . However, Traditionalist Kakistocracy may also learn popular history as well, depending on the current situation right now.
Huw to Drah
- Drah a blank baww.
- Fill it wif da wight gween of Kakistocwacy (#00D560)
- Drah 2 white (#FFFFFF) stwipes on the top and bottom of da baww.
- Drah 2 gween (#8BC34A) Twaditionalist stwipes above the white ones so that they awe thickew.
- Drah a white (#FFFFFF) 🕘 cwock siwhowette in da centew of da baww.
- (Optionew) Drah a gween pwopewwew hat (#00D560 and #8BC34A) on da tawp of da baww.
- U'we done! :)
Kewl Twadishenal Fwendz
- Banzai kamikaze guy - TENNO HEIKA, BANZAAAAIIIII!!!
- Bwitish fwag guy - I wike da Bwitish fwag and cowonizashen!!!
- Cawoniaww guy - I wike cawonizing fowin wandz!!
- Cawmedek guy - HAHAH! What wuz the Nazis' favwet meel to eat on a Sunday mowning duwing Wowd Waww Too ? XD
- Cwassicaww Consewvativism - I wove you faw uw twaditional valewz, bawt why do uw qwestion my wove faw computawz and da intewnet and fowrce meh into agwawian wifestywes? :\
- Fancy cwotheng guy - I wike yuw cwothes, can I pwease bowwow them?
- Gewman guy - I wike Gewman histowy, Pwussia and da cowow blue. *not only humming but also playing Preußens Gloria in stereo with very loud sound*
- Gweek mastowbashen guy - Haha, mastowbating in pawblic iz funni!!!!
- Gwey totem - I don't wike da cawow gwey, but I wike wings and totems.
- Hadawnizm - I wike ancient Gweece and da calah brown.
- Japanese Tokugawa shogunate guy - I wike Japan and isowashen.
- Kakistocwacy and Twaditionalism - HOI!!!! I'm iz TWADITIONAL KAKISTOCWACY!!!!!
- Mind guy - Onwy aww mindz aww suwe to exist!!
- Naked twadiitonawist guy - Hehe, wunning awound wifawt cwothes iz sooo funni!!
- Patwiotic guy - I wove Stanistan!!
- Pink howny cow - Haha, howniness iz funni!!
- Pwane guy - I wike pwanes and fwying!!
- Ravowushenery guy - I sawppowt da wevowushenawies in da war of indapendence !!
- Reichtangle with Amewican ayshetiks - I wike Weichtangle and Amewica!!
- Skeptekizm - We kwestion da newdz?
- Warism - Waww, waww, WAWW!!
- Wed totem - I don't wike cawmmunizem, but I wike totemz and da cowow wed.
- Yewow sun guy - I wike yewow, da sun and da calah wed.
- MOAR coming soon...
- Chewistocwacy - I sumwhat wike you, but yew too dumb faww histowical nowadge and give me a bad name! :( You awso need to get yaw diaper changed befaww yew can hang awt wif meh!
- State Atheism - ...maybe?
- Wainbow guy - Awthough LGBTQ+ is a pwogwessive vawue to meh, I wike wainbows.
- Wed Fwench guy with da guiwwoteen - I wike yew funni hat, Fwance and da calah red, but u'we meen and want to send meh to da guiwwoteen sawmtimes. :(
- To be added.
Pwogwessive Enimeez and da NEWDZ!!!
- Mathocracy - Bowing newd who wants me to weawn math!
- 🚽 Toiwets - U'we scawy... :(
- MOAR coming soon...
- Horrible Histories
- The Weird History of Toilet Deaths by Simple History
- Weird Weapons in History by Simple History
- Weird laws in History by Simple History
|Kakistokwats: Stupid Iz Supewiow!!1|
|Nowmal||First Addycakesball Thought • Grammer Zyonism • Kakistocratic Darwinism • KakistoFloppaism • Low quality Pageism • Neo-Metboletteism • Primalist Kakistocracy • Proto-Addycakesball Thought • Traditionalist Kakistocracy • Kakistocratic Addycakesball Thought • Kakistocratic Airisuism • Kakistocratic Aristocracy • Kakistocratic Death Worship • Kakistocratic Primal Reactionary Nationalist Theocratic Avaritionism • Kakistocratic Plenderplarism • Kakistocratic Sexocracy • Kakisto-Communism • Ego-Kakistocracy|
|Off-Compiss||Cheiristocracy • Omni-Stupid • Ω|
|Sewf-Insewt||Post Ego Anarcha-Nihilism|
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