Cast
Fascistia
Führer, his assistants and his candidates
Nazi
National Capitalism
National Bolshevism
Fascism
Ingnazi- File:StratoDog.png Stratocracy
Esoteric Fascism
Showaism
Falangism
Members of Ordenstaat
Burgundian system
Burgundian tangle (Burgundian system's adviser and spy)
Heinrich Cheung
Heinrich Tangle (Heinrich Cheung's adviser and spy)
Heinrich Cheung's waifu (Idk why she is here)
Act I Assassination
Reichstag
: All right, my private doctor says that I just have 1 month to live. So... I will assign you, Fascism, as my successor.
: Why don't me? My Führer, I have got the best performance in administration and...
: Shut up, Esofash. You are always on drug. And this indicates your mental instability. I don't wish to see my successor is a drug nut.
File:StratoDog.png: Woof! Woof! (What about me?)
: You are still in charge of military. Good boy. And the others, go back to your Reichskommisariat now.
: Yes.
(Outside of the window of the office.)
:Mercury calling Jupiter, bees are back to their hive, repeat, bees are back to their hive. Request for assassination.
:Positive.
(Sound of MP40)
:Ahh!
(Burgundian tangle fell down from Reichstag.)
:Who are you?
:I am old, but I am still agile. Go back and tell Himmler, tell him cannot..
(Sound of knive stabbing)
:Ouch! Blondi! Come here!
File:StratoDog.png:Grrrr...Bark!(Get away from my Führer!)
(SUPER EVENT: FASCISTIA CIVIL WAR)
[[Quote: It is thus necessary that the individual should finally come to realize that his own ego is of no importance in comparison with the existence of the nation. -, 1933]]
Act II Civil war
In Heinrich Cheung's Ordenstaat
:So who should we sponsor for the civil war?
:Good question. Maybe sponsoring my father is a good choice
:I agree with Heinrich Cheung. And also, we cannot put all the eggs in one basket. So we also need to sponsor Showa stateism.
:That is also a good idea.
Meanwhile, in Ordenstaat Burgund
:The only thing we need to do is giving this poor druggie a little bit of military support.
:And also make the chaos in the Fascistia even harsher.
In Fascistia, a graveyard
(After a simple funeral ofis held)
File:StratoDog.png:Woof, woof...(Now, the only ball staying with you is me...)
:Don't be depressed, little dog, the Führer assigned you to go with me.
File:StratoDog.png:Grrrr...Bark!(No!)
:If you don't go with me, the Fascistia will become worse. And the Führer will definitely be sad if he was still here.
File:StratoDog.png:Grrr...(I will follow you. if you want to make Fascistia better.)
:Why not make there better? Here is the home of all Fascists!
File:StratoDog.png:Purr...(Ok.)
: BAAANZAAI!!!
(Sound of Katana poking into flesh)
:*Cough* Showa statism? Why you betrayed me?
:You aru tsu weaku to bi ouru Leaderu.
:No!*Cough* I am the*cough* cho*cough*sen one*cough* to be the Fü*Cough*hrer!
:When Fyura isu stilru alibu. He saido datsu the stlongestsu kan surubibu.
File:StratoDog.png:ARF! ARF!(NOOOO! YOU CANNOT JUST KILL FASCISM AND HAVING HIS WEAKNESS AS THE REASON!!! HE IS ASSIGNED BY NAZISM!!!)
:Haha, katana go swoosh!
:Now, go wisu me, you litteru...
:No.
:Watsu do you justo saido?
:I said no! Put that dog down!
: Wai? You aru justsu a drugu nuto!
:But that don't mean I am unable to be the successor! And then, burn in the hellfire!
(Sound of pistol)
: Listen to me, Esofash! I am older than you. I know there are people that even stronger, clever, richer and more prestigious than you. Nevertheless, none of them succeded. So, be humble and STOP IT!
: Haha! No! Never! They had failed because all of them are impure! I! AM! THE! PUREST! I! WILL! NEVER! FAIL!
(Sound of explosion)
:AAAAAAAHHHH!
: NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!
(Meantime, in Ordenstaat Burgund)
:All the thing is going according to the plan.
:Yes. Even Heinrich Cheung don't know our purpose.
:Agreed, now Nazcap is still having war with Nazbol... Wait, WTF?
(Sound of communicative screen.)
:DEAR BURGUNDIAN SYSTEM, YOU CLAIM TO HATE DEGENERATES, BUT WHY DO YOU GUYS ARE SPONSORING A FILTHY DEGENERATE?
(Behind Ingnazi, there are scattered debris and blood)
:Schiesse.
:Request for direct invasion of Fascistia.
:Positive.
(Meanwhile, in Heinrich Cheung's Ordenstaat)
:Ach verdammt! All my plans are disrupted!
:What happened?
:As you see, Burgundian system wants to invade Fascistia directly. In addition, my dad is found dead in the combat with Nazbol. And Showa statism is killed by Esoteric Fascism. And the only people who is survived is Ingnazi. He is a total maniac.
:So should we take the action?
:Definitely.
ACT III
(In the gate of Fascistia)
:Charge!!!
:Oh, shit!
(On the Reichstag, Heinrich Cheung is holding a mobile missle launcher)
:Wait...Wait...Wait...
Spontaneously, Burgundian system and Ingnazi are in close-range fighting.
:Now!
(Anarcho-Animegirlism slams Heinrich Cheung)
:Ouch!
(Missle is launched.)
And it autolocks Burgundian System.
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