Cast
Oiboioiism group
Oiboioiism (leader)
IngSoc inc
IngSoc (former leader)
Ingcap (deceased)
Ingtrad (deceased)
Autosoc (deceased)
IngTech (deceased)
Ingsoc outlaws
Ingqueer (deceased) (leader)
Ingprog (deceased)
File:MiniIngFem.png Ingfem (deceased)
Ingcom (deceased)
SocDar Corp
Social Darwinism (former leader)
Cultural Darwinism (deceased)
Transhumanist Darwinism (deceased)
Fascist congress
Fascism (former leader)
Italian Fascism (deceased)
French Fascism (deceased)
National Socialism (deceased)
Act 1: The meeting
Kraterocracy - What have you called us here for
Oiboioiism - be patient this a a very important meeting
Kraterocracy - is it more leftists and libtards or is it centrists?
Oiboioiism - No no it is something far worse
Oiboioiism - have you ever heard of the compass beast
Oiboioiism - it is a terrible creature on the same part of the compass as Senatorialism , the off compass Center It used to be locked up in a cage under Senatorialism but a group of people have let it out the identities of the group remain unknown but this beast is a danger to all of us
Kraterocracy - I shall slay this terrible beast
Oiboioiism - if you want to die
Oiboioiism - it can be tackled but not on our own we must kill all who get in our way it also gets power from whoever it kills the only way to stop it from killing them is to kill them ourselves if they won’t join our cause war will be declared on them the beast is not out yet as it is asleep until next week it’s followers are just as bad so kill them too, so we are done with the meeting let us prepare for the impeding hardship ahead of us.
Act 2: Orwellian
Meanwhile at INGSOC INC
IngSoc - so do we all see why we have banished the progressive ingsoc ideologies from our group
Ingcap - Yes
Ingtrad - Yes
Autosoc - Yes
IngTech - Yes
IngSoc - The party would like to remind you that they were disgusting ideologies
Autosoc - Actually the party is not a party
IngSoc - yes yes I know we call it a party for propaganda purposes
Oiboioiism - KNOCK KNOCK OPEN THE DOOR
IngSoc - What do you want?!
Oiboioiism - join our team or we will kill you
IngSoc - HA I’d like to see you try
Oiboioiism - *pulls out futuristic gun and has MCnuke pointed at IngSoc*
IngSoc - AHHHHHH I’ll join you ok ok
Kraterocracy - yes we are going to kill off the progressive IngSocs
Oiboioiism - ok done
*MCnuke explodes killing all of the IngSoc outlaws (progressive ingsocs)*
Kraterocracy - Oh I guess i should finish off the rest
Kraterocracy - IngSoc I gotta do this
IngSoc - WHAT YOU WERE ONLY MEANT TO KILL THE PROGRESSIVE INGSOCS NOT ME STOP IT Oiboioiism HELP ME
Oiboioiism - KRATEROCRACY! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW 😡!!!!!!!!!!!
Oiboioiism - Now
Kraterocracy - Ingcap, Ingtrad, Autosoc and IngTech it’s time for you to be murdered before we go even tho u not progressive
IngSoc - Yes you guys have to die I am sorry to say you are too many ideologies to have in our group
*knives are heard stabbing into clay*
Act 3: AND IM A SOCIAL DARWINIST
Social Darwinism - I SAID LETS TALK ABOUT THE WEAK, NOT THE WEEK
Cultural Darwinism - Sorry Sir
Transhumanist Darwinism - Sorry Sir
*door smashes open*
Oiboioiism - Social Darwinism come join us I have not got the time to explain
Oiboioiism - As for Cultural Darwinism and Transhumanist Darwinism they must die for the sake of population control
*knives stab again*
IngSoc - hey what first the members of my group were killed for in the name of population control now your killing this this groups people you only recruit the leaders
Oiboioiism - If you continue talking to me in that manner I will also kill YOU
IngSoc - Sorry
Social Darwinism - Why should I join you, after all you just killed my friends
Oiboioiism - we will kill you if you don’t and I don’t think you would pit up a fight I mean look at my thermonuclear MCnuke do you really wanna get blasted by that
Social Darwinism - Ok I will join.
Act 4: Fascist congress
Fascism - So what are we doing just sitting here
Italian Fascism - ah who is that at our driveway
French Fascism - you mean our front yard
National Socialism - you mean our DOOR
Oiboioiism - join me no time to explain
Fascism - No need to I saw what happened to the other ideologies near and i will join.
Fascism - Other fascists sorry but I gotta ray blast you with my ray gun.
Oiboioiism - now come
Act 5: the journey
Kraterocracy - hi what’s that thing
Social Darwinism - hey what’s what
IngSoc - that’s um that’s that’s *shiver*
Oiboioiism- Hyper ismist ismism
Social Darwinism - hyper what what what?
Oiboioiism - run to the mc nukes quick
- SMASH BURN BOOM DESTROY ARGHHHHHH*
Oiboioiism - *Slams the nuke launch buttons* COME ON WORK YOU Stupid thing arghhh *LAUNCH* *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM*
Oiboioiism - it is dead and disintegrated NOW YOU DIE
- Oiboioiism shoots all his comrades*
Oiboioiism - Now where is the lab ahh here it is.
- every single ideology is in test tubes*
- Every ideology in unison* - I THOUGHT YOU KILLED ME
Oiboioiism- well those nukes and gunshots actually just teleported you to my lab tubes.
- Every ideology in unison* but why?
Oiboioiism - so I can suck you all into a device I created, I call it a Wiki or an encyclopaedia of ideologies but whatever it is it will give me the power to open the portal to self insertia with all of you the portal will open and I shall be free in my homeland of self insertia.
- the tubes send all the ideologies into the wiki/encyclopaedia*
- Oiboioiism zaps the wall and a portal opens which Oiboioiism jumps through*
Oiboioiism - Ahhh home sweet home
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