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Starmerism is a centrist (left-leaning) simulacrum of many ideologies made by a joint effort of various factions in the Labour Party to defeat Corbynism.

Beliefs

He is a self-proclaimed Socialist, but with some pro-business, fiscally conservative rhetorics like the support of tax cuts. He's somewhat patriotic and supportive of the Queen and veterans. He supposedly disagrees with the the Tories but only occasionally challenges them. Being the former Head of the Crowns Prosecution Service, he is supportive of law and order and was rather lenient during his tenure. His most solid stance is his opposition to what he believes to be Anti-Semitism and Corbynite hard-leftists, trying to remove them at any chance he can.

How to Draw

1. Draw a ball
2. Draw two Frankenstein bolts on either side
3. Draw stitches dividing up each part of the ball
4. Fill in each piece with an ideology listed as an influence.
5. Draw the eyes and you're done.

Relationships

Friends

Capitalism - A labour government will be on the side of businesses.
Liberalism - What is good for businessess is good for britain.
Neoliberalism - I cannot stress this enough, we are a pro-business party now.
Monetarism - DO YOU GET THE IDEA????
Social Democracy - I fought for this cause for decades in the Fabian Society.
Constitutional Monarchy - God save the king!
Third Way - Thanks for your support in the party leadership election.
One-Nation Labour - Thank you guys too! For a social democratic communitarianist and patriotic Labour Party!
Neoconservatism - I have a non-negotiable support for nuclear weapons.
Zionism - Israel is one of our most important allies.
Bidenism - You have my undying support, but word of advice... You should try and purge those DSA types and Berniecrats before they get any funny ideas.
Obamaism - Senior Obama, teach me how to beat the Tory Party.

Frenemies

Paternalistic Conservatism - Labour MUST take back our red wall voters!
Eco Socialism - Yes, I'm a green-red myself but why don't you like me?

Enemies

Hard Leftism - Anti-Semite!
Corbynism - You ruined the party!
Illegalism - Your gangs hurt people!
Borisism - The most corrupt and incompetent prime minister in British history. You should resign before making further embarrassments. I am glad that you are finally gone, bozo.

Further Information

Wikipedia

Keir Starmer

References

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V • E IRL ideologies - Politics and the grand narrative
Philosophies	Absurdism • Aristotelianism • Analytic Philosophy • Cartesianism • Childhoodism • Freudianism • Hedonism • Hobbesism • Kantianism • Natural Law Theory • Newtonism • Nietzscheanism • Platonism • Positivism • Pythagoreanism • Roman Stoicism • Skepticism • Thomism • Thoreauism • Utilitarianism • Virtue Ethics
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Fascists	File:09Aism.png 09Aism • Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging • American Front • Aminism • Fascist Anti-Americanism • Bulgarian Fascism • Canadian Nazism • Dutch Quasi-Centrism • Frontism • Horthyism • KKK • Leo Felton thought • Liberal Fascism • Macías Nguema Totalitarianism • Maximiliano Hernandez Martinezism • National Socialist Movementism • Nazi Collaboration • Nazi Populism • Noua Dreapta • Revisionist Maximalism • Rexism • Rockwell Neo-Nazism • Savitrism • Schachterism • Serbian Radicalism • Turtitakism • Wallexism • White Populism • Zhirinovism • Ethnic Envy • Reichsbürgerbewegung
Religious & Theocratic	Alawite Theocracy • Alevist Theocracy • Anarcho-Monarcho-Distributism • Anglican Theocracy • Animist Theocracy • Antidisestablishmentarianism • Arevalism • Atenist Theocracy • Aztec Theocracy • Baha'i Theocracy • Bektashi Order • Calvinist Theocracy • Caste System • Catholic Imperialism • Cao Dai Theocracy • Christian Transhumanism • Deist Theocracy • Esoteric Transhumanism • Falun Gong Theocracy • Hellenistic Theocracy • Ibadi Theocracy • Inca Imperialism • Inca Theocracy • Lutheran Theocracy • Manichaest Theocracy • Mayan Theocracy • MLKism • Molechism • Moloch Theocracy • Neo-Paganism • Paleoegyptianism • Pastafarian Theocracy • Patrianovism • Puritan Theocracy • Popular Crusadism • Presbyterian Theocracy • Pro-Establishment Salafism • Rastafarian Theocracy • Raëlian Theocracy • Scientologist Theocracy • Sunni Theocracy • Swedenborgian Theocracy • Totemism • Western Rite Orthodox Theocracy • Yokaism
Leftists	Allendism • American Greenism • American Communism • Anarcho-Posadism • Anti-Capitalism • Australian Unionism • Austrolibertarian Market Socialism • Botswana Populism • Brezhnev Doctrine • Britannocommunism • CHAZism • Cocoon Communism • ContraPointsism • Corbynism • Dubčekism • Evoism • Geomutualism • Gorbachevism • Gravelism • Green Ukrainism • Juan Velasco Thought• Hasanism • Jabłonowskism • Kurdish Patriotism • Lange Model • Lehi Zionism • Labourism • Lulism • Macías Nguema Totalitarianism • Malenkovism • Mujicaism • Orwellism • Paetelism • Pagan Leftism • Red Feudalism • Revolutionary Democracy • Menshevism • • Robespierreism • Rogersism • Sandinismo • Scouse Syndicalism • Smerism • Socialization of suffering • Steinism • Syndicalist Mutualism • Techno-Socialism • Thornism • Türklerism • Ultrafuturist Marxism • Voush • Vermontese Progressivism • Vikiism • Williamsonism • Xi Jinping Thought on Socialism with Chinese characteristics for a New Era • Zyuganovism • Žižekianism • Left-Democratism • Huism • Sahra Wagenknecht Thought • Scientific Outlook on Development • UAPism • People's Democracy • New Democracy • Secular Leftism • Bukharinism (IRL)
Non-Quadrant	Abolitionism • Abortionism • Anti-Americanism • Anti-Communism • Anti-Trumpism • Apolitical Nihilism • Campism • Cartel Crime • Colonialism • Corona Accelerationism • Corona Denierism • Economic Inflationism • Flat Earthism • Francophobia • Gun Rights Advocacy • Habsburgism • Hyperinflationism • Internationalism • Irish Republicanism • Marijuana Legalizationism • Neorealism • Neo-Slavery • Nomadism • Nuke Rights Advocacy • Post-Modernism • Regionalism • Slavery • Terrorism • Universal Healthcare • Yellow-Jacketism • Tinism • Russophilia • Localism • Universal Basic Incomeism • Anti-Clericalism • Irish Unitism • Triequism • Ethnic Envy • Anglophilia • Classical Nationalism • Lübeck Law • Universal Nationalism • Urbanism • Architectural Reactionarism
Nationalists	Åkessonism • Alexandrism • Alt-Right Femboyism • American Confederatism • Anglo-Saxonism • Argentine Supremacism • Duvalierism • Eshayism • Fortuynism • Getulism • Gonodism • Grudinism • Khanism • Malay Nationalism • Micronationalism • National Globalism • Modism • Nordicism • Pan-Africanism • Pan-Anglicism • Pan-Balkanism • Pan-Francoism • Pan-Germanicism • Pan-Hispanism • Pan-Lusitanianism • Pan-Scandinavianism • Rajabism • Rhodesian Nationalism • Rhodesism • Salvinism • Slavic Nationalism • Somozism • White Capitalism • Red Lining • Ubicoism • Uribism • Ulster Nationalism • Saddamism • Chiang-Kai-Shek thought • Democratic Gay/Lesbian Partyism • Irish Unitism • Triequism • Anglophilia • English Heritage Thought • Classical Nationalism • Anti-Globalism • Reichsbürgerbewegung• Universal Nationalism
Libertarians & Anarchists	Alberdianism • American Libertarianism • Anarcho-Darwinism • Anonymous • Antillean Confederalism • Boogaloo • Cospaia Model • Crypto-Capitalism • E-Girl Feminism • Ego-Capitalism • Eshayism • Gopnism • Helvetic Model • Jorgensenism • Kogosianism • Libertarian Pacifism • Manchester Liberalism • Subgenius Voluntaryism
Phobias and Discriminations	Acephobia • Anglophobia • Anti-Atheism • Anti-Roma • Anti-Semitism • Anti-Theism • Autismophobia • Biphobia • Christophobia • Francophobia • Germanophobia • Homophobia • Islamophobia • Misanthropy • Romophobia • Russophobia • Transphobia • Ukrainophobia • Post-Modern Racism
Off the Compass	Anarcho-Darwinism • File:Atchison.png Atchisonism • Deleuzianism • File:Colum.png Columbinism • Ego-Capitalism • Eshayism • Gopnism • Guardiões do Estado Model • Gypsy Crusaderism • Heaven's Gate • Macías Nguema Totalitarianism • Mocro Mafia Model • File:Nanping school.png Nanping Nihilism • File:Roslyakov.png Roslyakovism • Voluntary Genocide • Warism

V • E Centrists - Not Invited to Grill
Apoliticals	AI-Controlled INGSOC-Apoliticism • Anarcho-Grillism • Anti-Ideology • Childhoodism • Non-ism • Omni-Apoliticism • Post-Politicism • Anarcho-Apoliticism • Apolitical Accelerationism • Apolitical Combatocracy • Apolitical Social Democracy • Apolitical Yanderism • Totalitarian Apoliticism • Vegan Apoliticism • Apolitical Primitivism • Apolitical Nihilism
Conservatives	Affirconservatism • Compassionate Conservatism • Conservative Neoliberalism • Moderate Conservatism • French Liberal-Conservatism • Traditionalist Centrism • English Heritage Thought • Logical Totalitarianism
Moderate Socialists	Celfloskism • Template:NameQuarkism • Uzarashvilism
Liberals	Al-Shammarism • Celfloskism • Ego-Liberalism • Hillaryism • Minarcho-Liberalism • Narco-Liberalism • Neo-Keynesianism • American Social Democracy • Neo Social Libertarianism • Liberal Hawkism • French Liberal-Conservatism • Paleoliberalism • Retroliberalism • Satanic Liberalism • Uzarashvilism • Populist Social Liberalism • Logical Totalitarianism
Moderates	Non-Leaning Moderates Enlightened Centrism Leaning Moderates Alpino-Temporism • English Heritage Thought • High Quality Pageism • Moderate Conservatism • French Liberal-Conservatism • Social Democrat National Atheism • NymNism • XQcism • Thirtyism
Neoliberals	Conservative Neoliberalism • Hive-Mind Neoliberalism • Minarcho-Neoliberalism • Neoliberal Avaritionism • Logical Totalitarianism • French Liberal-Conservatism
Pragmatists & Syncretists	Chameleonism • Mosaicism • Template:NameQuarkism • Syncretism • Tennysonism • Uzarashvilism • Logical Totalitarianism • Braun Spencer Thought • Pantheonism
Radical Centrists	Aaronism • Retroliberalism• Neo Social Libertarianism
Off-Compass	Anti-Ideology • Chameleonism • Freezeism • Hive-Mind Neoliberalism • Post-Politicism • Mobius Strip Centrism • Momentism • Negentropic Centrism • Neoliberal Avaritionism • Tennysonism
Void compass centrists	Omni-Same • Omni-Centrism

V • E Cultural Center - Minority rights and tradition!
Syncretic	Cultural Feminism • Transmedicalism • Merkelism • Sangonomiya Kokomi Thought • Ultra-Anglophobia
Moderately Conservative	Moderate Conservatism • Sumeru Akademiyarchy
Main	Conservative Party of Canada • Coolidgism • Christian Animeism • Ego-Fascism • Gorbachevism • Sex Confederatism • Social Democrat National Atheism • Transmedicalism • Wojti2000ism • Zulism • Bounty Frontierism • Liyue Model • Celestia Theocracy • Scientific Outlook on Development • Ultra-Francophobia • Thirtyism
Moderately Progressive	Moderate Progressivism • Pantheonism • American Social Democracy
Self-inserts	Darknight Yuusha Model • Agora Butterism • Dylanism • Chiro teslaism • Novoscarletism • Anarcho-Americanism • Mikolayism • • Neo-Addycakesball Thought • Pantheonism • American Social Democracy

V • E Environmentalists - Green hills and blue sky
Moderate / Productive	Productive Environmentalism• LibMarxBallism • Rejuvenative Hamburg thought
Main	American Greenism • Blue Environmentalism • Liberal Agrarianism • Bloc Québécois • Corbynism • One Nation Labour • Ruralism • Green Party of Sweden • Anarcho-Americanism • Anti-JoeyFloppaism • Neo-Paganism • Anti-Internetism • English Heritage Thought (usually) • Eco-Cooperativism • Schwabism
Radical	Bioequalism
Self-Inserts	Illegalist-Soulism • Admiralism • Alpino-Temporism • Chaotic Communism • Chiro teslaism • Tomjazzism • Evolutionary Socialism • Federal Communalism • Metbolism • French Liberal-Conservatism • Neo-Councilism • M4RKAruism • American Social Democracy • Neo Social Libertarianism • Yoda 8 soup Tho u ght • oRange System • Third Aquarian Model • • Uzarashvilism • Vermaatism • Casagonism • Burkinism • Neo-Addycakesball Thought • Ego-Progressivism • AshleyHere • Logical Totalitarianism • Nesanel Thought • iNeutralicA • Rocksism• LibMarxBallism • Neo-Phibunsongkhram Thought • New North German Model

V • E Left Unity - No theory? Opinion discarded.
Centre-Left	American Solidarity Party • Ethnic Welfarism • Hunter Avallonism • Labourism • Lulism • Mutual Capitalism • Perikovism • Sandersism • Social Democrat National Atheism • Social Progressive-Conservatism • Triequism
Main	Allendism • American Greenism • Anti-Americanism • Anti-Capitalism • Anti-Rightism • Anti-Revisionism • Antifur • Apolitical Socialism • Biomarxism • Botswana Populism • Communism No Foodism • Conservative Market Socialism • ContraPointsism • Corbynism • DreamSMPism • Dubčekism • Esoteric Marxism • Evoism • Expeditism • Freudo-Marxism • Furry Otherkinism • Gravelism • Grogynism • Hasanism • Inca Theocracy • International Socialist Peoples Republicanism • Islamic Neo-Trotskyism • Market Socialist Feminism • Mujicaism • Obristan Socialism • Otherkinism • Pagan Leftism • Pan-Leftism • Pessimistic Socialism • Pink Trotskyism • Progressive Islam • Remi Thought • Sahra Wagenknecht Thought • Social Technocracy • Techno-Socialism • Trekism • Türklerism • United Frontism • Unordinaryism • Utopianism • Žižekianism • Bukharinism (IRL) • Rejuvenative Hamburg Thought • Ascheominhism
Off-Compass	Cogitattism • Communalist Kleptocracy • Cult Communalism • Feelism • Hive-Mind Individualism • Monteirism • Off-Compass Tomassciism • Saturnalianism • Self-Insert Left Unitism
Self-Insert	Torontoism • Admiralism • Arctoism • Atronism • Cantonese Montagnardism • Celfloskyism • Chaotic Communism • Chiro teslaism • Colombian Social Democracy • Dodobird220ism • Evolutionary Socialism • Federal Communalism • Irish Neo-Marxist Republicanism • Jimmmmmmyism • Joeybusterism • American Social Democracy • Neo-Blartism • Neo-Dual Communism • Neo-Kiraism • Neo-Technocracy • oRange System • Ravenism • Rutabagism • Third Aquarian Model • Tomassciism • Torch Socialism • Uzarashvilism • Yoda 8 soup Tho u ght • Yori Model • Rocksism • New North German Model • Neo-Lukkoism

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