Unlike regular og Metbolism, Silly Chimp is an Religious nationalist He is slightly more authoritarian and believes in establishing a Russia/Poland/Hungary style authoritarian government through democratic elections.
He is culturally right to far-right, semi-authoritarian and economically center-right. Believing in a Traditionalist state, with a regulated market economy and a Confessionalist approach on politics and religion.
HE IS A VERY BUSY STUDENT AND DOESN'T HAVE MUCH TIME TO BE ON THIS SITE SO HIS PAGES MIGHT BE PRETTY UNDERDEVELOPED
BESIDES HE IS TOO BUSY BEING A CHAD TO CARE THAT MUCH ABOUT HIS STUPID POLCOMPBALL PAGES ANYWAYS
He believes that Capitalism is flawed but is the best economic system we currently have, he believes that by regulating capitalism we can get rid of the degeneracy and inequality, consooming and monopolization it sometimes causes. He still believes that we should maintain free markets and competition, and only have equal opportunity and not equal outcome. He supports a moderate amount of welfare so people can get some benefits like le healthcare (America bad haha) and education and some nice gibs and shieet.
He is a Religious Nationalist he believes in a Greater Finnish state and prioritizing Christian immigration, he used to be an Ethnic Nationalist until he realized that it is un Christian and the problem isn't non white immigration but non Christian immigration, he was too lazy to make a new self insert so he just edited this page. He also believes in Irredentist claims in Karelia and a Pan-Nationalism inspired sense of unity between Finns and Karelians.
He is a pretty unique type of environmentalist. He believes that the key to saving the planet is a gradual return to a simpler way of life where people hunt, fish, farm and consume locally. Basically an Agrarian Traditionalist lifestyle revival. However he is not a luddite or primitivist despite being opposed to Transhumanism and Loving Monkes, he still supports Space Colonialism, cool robots, flying cars and stuff, and is an Agrarian mostly for cultural and environmental reasons rather than primitivist ones.
His stances are largely similar to that of Metbol, being largely against prostitution, gender transition, abortion and psychiatric medicine pill usage. Birth control, homosexuality, plastic surgery, premarital sex and masturbation should be legal, but frowned upon. Like Metbol he believes plastic surgery is only acceptable if someone suffers a severe injury; for example, if a fraction of their face was shot off.
Like Metbolism, he is in favor of creating LGBT-free zones as a means of countering "LGBT ideologies". This typically means that displays of public LGBT pride and the teaching of LGBT ideologies in schools is disallowed, as well as most other issues concerning the LGBT community, such as testosterone/estrogen implants or puberty blockers, and the aforementioned subjects spoken of in the Bodily Autonomy segment.
Unconditional free speech
He supports unconditional free speech on the internet and often believes that "hate" speech can be quite based too.
He supports a House of Hesse Kassel Constitutional Monarchy that Finland was supposed to have once, believing that it is a vital part of conserving tradition and unifying the nation. However this is not a very important part of his ideology.
He supports Lutheranism staying as the state religion of Finland, he want's a revival of traditional Conservative Lutheranism, this meaning that he wants to restore the Social Conservatism of the Church and is against things like ordination of women and of course gay marriage. He identifies as a very traditional High-Church Orthodox Lutheran and wants to keep Lutheranism as "Catholic" as possible with as little EvangeliBaptiPentecostal dipshit influences like gospel music and stuff.
He dislikes most feminist movements due his belief that Men and Women are fundamentally different in roles and biology, and that he believes these differences are important to the functioning of society at every single level. However, he still believes that Men and Women are equal in rights and nobody should be forced to act according to traditional gender roles, except among the clergy since he is against the ordination of women.
He is against abortion for both moral and religious reasons believing it should only be allowed in cases of rape, incest, mothers life or health in danger or the first weeks when it's literally just a clump of cells.
Personality and hobbies
Silly Chimpism is a devout Lutheran and an extreme Finnish nationalist, he supports a Greater Finland to liberate Finno-Ugric Karelians and unite them under one flag. The reason he loves Monkey.png Monkes so much is beacause they are basically humans but funny and never bother themselves with shit like politics, which is why funny Monke memes and videos are a great way for him to clear his head. Many of the based communities he follows on the internet also love Monkes.
His hobbies include, lifting weights and working out (obviously since every chad right-winger needs to do this), Snowboarding, Cross-country skiing, reading books and occasionally Polcompball stuff on the internet. (Duh!) One important hobby for him worth mentioning is Judo, he likes martial arts believing that it is a very chad sport, great for self-defence and shit, and also really fun once you start learning it.
He loves based stuff on the internet and social media and browses it quite a lot. (Not in an unhealthily obsessed way.)
And he also hates the modern degenerate world A LOT.
How he would have voted in Finnish elections
- 1907 - - Young Finns Party (Swallows faction)
- 1908 - - Young Finns Party (Swallows faction)
- 1909 - - Young Finns Party (Swallows faction)
- 1910 - - Young Finns Party (Swallows faction)
- 1911 - - Young Finns Party (Swallows faction)
- 1913 - - Young Finns Party (Swallows faction)
- 1916 - - Young Finns Party (Swallows faction)
- 1917 - - Young Finns Party (Swallows faction)
- 1919 - - National Coalition Party
- 1922 - - National Coalition Party
- 1924 - - National Coalition Party
- 1927 - - National Coalition Party
- 1929 - - National Coalition Party
- 1930 - - National Coalition Party
- 1933 - - National Coalition Party
- 1936 - - National Coalition Party
- 1939 - - National Coalition Party
- 1945 - - National Coalition Party
- 1948 - - National Coalition Party
- 1951 - - National Coalition Party
- 1954 - - National Coalition Party
- 1958 - - National Coalition Party
- 1962 - - National Coalition Party
- 1966 - - Finnish Christian League
- 1970 - - Finnish Christian League
- 1972 - - Finnish Christian League
- 1975 - - Finnish Christian League
- 1979 - - Finnish Christian League
- 1983 - - Finnish Christian League
- 1987 - - Finnish Christian League
- 1991 - - Finnish Christian League
- 1995 - - Finnish Christian League
- 1999 -- Finns Party
- 2003 -- Finns Party
- 2007 -- Finns Party
- 2011 -- Finns Party
- 2015 -- Finns Party
- 2019 -- Finns Party
- Christianity - Christ is king and i am his greatest soldier!
- Lutheran Theocracy - Hammer go pok pok!
- Inkybusterism - Mega fucking based and redpilled, ultra uber mega based and blessed!
- Religious nationalism - Home Faith and Fatherland!
- Welfare Chauvinism -The Welfare state is our national treasure for our citizens!
- Irredentism - Greater Finland!!
- Paleoreactionarism - Wtf this is ultra based!
- Positive Reactionaryism - Literally my praxis.
- Tradwifeism -HOT
- Kekistani Nationalism - Shadilay brother! Top KEK!
- Bismarckism - *Loudly humming Preussens gloria*
- Rhodesian Nationalism - Rhodesians never die!
- Metbolism - My inspiration. Glad to have you back!
- Kranoterism - ¡BASADO Y ROJOPILLADO!
- Homophobia - NO HOMO
- Transphobia - NO TRANEE
- Self-Insert Right Unitism - ALT-RIGHT, UNITE!
- Floppaism - Yeah i'm a MILF! (Man, I Love Floppa.)
- Monkeism - Monke... OOH OOH AAH!
- Czech Idealism - Mostly based.
- Jed-Pilled Thought - Based dude.
- File:Sin.png Waffleofthefuturism - This guy is hillarious. I unironically love how openly he is the biggest TurboAuthright on this wiki. Too extreme for me but in a good way.
- Proto-Euanism - Damn, this guy used to be so based!
- Faustianism - Pure Basedness!
- Anrcho nazi - Idk about the ideology but this page is hillarious.
- Poop Accelerationism - I'm dying, this page is so funny.
- Identitarianism - DEFEND EVROPA! Not from non whites but from non Christians, The pan Europeanism is also kinda cringe tho, i prefer having my own lil country.
- Social Capitalism - Almost perfect economy, just move the focus point a bit more from welfare and more towards jobs and opportunities.
- National Conservatism - Definetly the most based mainstream ideology, i'll gladly vote for you!
- Right-Wing Populism - Yeah, same as above!
- Reactionary Liberalism - Otherwise based but not perfect economics.
- Constitutional Monarchism - Preserve tradition.
- Classical Conservatism - Very based but needs more nationalism and then it's perfection.
- F.I.A.T - I could always watch those leftoids be eaten by lions! LOL :D
- Neo-Afunhumaninterism - Could move a bit less economically right and more authoritarian, but overall a pretty based dude.
- Typicalfan1ism - Not bad tbh...
- File:Neo Daveism.webp Neo-Daveism - Still super fucking based for a Socialist.
- SomeCrusaderism - Based but kinda too moderate. Still made me realize that Ethnic Nationalism is un Christian. Also sometimes shills to progressive ideas a little bit.
- Neo-Typicalfan1ism - Good values, just isn't that fanatical about them as i am, also a bit too libertarian and economially right wing, but otherwise alright.
- TypicalFan1 Thought - Pretty close to perfection, a little too moderate and libertarian, otherwise very based.
- Fascism - I sometimes really sympathize with you and i'm willing to work with you, but I won't support you because i'm somewhat more democratic than you and not a Corporatist.
- Conservatism - Not cringe at all, but really boring and too moderate. What exactly are you trying to conserve?
- Heinrich-Cheungism - Overall a pretty based dude with a nice personality and all, but your ideology seems a little... weird.... and...dystopian. Also is a.........WEEB!
- Lpyapersonism - Pretty based otherwise but cringe multiculturism and way too economically right-wing.
- Neo-Metbolism - Mostly still as based as og Metbolism and i genuinely wouldn't mind living under this. Cringe Anarchism and Socialism tho...
- JoeyFloppaism - Wayyy too economically right and a bit too libertarian and anti-environmentalist, but otherwise quite based, i'm just gonna put this in positive frenemies beacause you are a frenemy of the Inkybusters.
- Oiboioiism - You are a great based ally in the fight against the leftoids and i am glad you are back, however i am still aware that you might be a larper which is why i am a bit cautious about you.
- Alt-Right - Based chud! But sometimes just an edgy degenerate who makes me want to commit die...
- Alt-Lite - Based chud! But sometimes just an anti-woke consoomer who makes me want to commit die...
- Right-Wing SJW - This was actually relatable back when i was an edgy teen, now this is just understandable, but not relatable anymore.
- Daveism - Mostly pretty based tbh, minus the Socialism.
- Deep Ecology - Animals should have some protective rights, but they are not our equals! Pentti Linkola was based tho ngl.
- Potashism - Cringe ideology, but is an inkybuster which is based.
- Euanism - Cringe ideology, but a nice dude.
- Admiralism - You're a cringe leftoid but a fairly decent and respectable one, not hyper cringe.
- Liberalism - Libtard!
- Wholesome 100ism - Reddit soy, i don't like reddit, the people there, their views on everything, the communities.... just so full of soy...
- National Socialism -
Antisemitism is cool and all butwhy did you have to start such a horrible world war and commit mass genocide? Also you kinda ruined Christianity.
- LGBTism - Your movement is literal trash!
- Transgenderism - Oh you're transgender, name every suicide method!
- File:Catarchytangle2.png Catarchy - Well... this just sounds like a typical dystopia so i'm gonna put it here. Still better than Airisuism tho...
- Inkyism - I almost find it hard to believe that people with this cringe unironic ideologies actually exist. Also a cringe janny tyrant. (Haha Inkyism more like Stinkyism!) But he has made a few good decisions during his reddit mod+discord mod+wiki mod giga basement dweller career.
- Progressive Neo-Corporatism - Yeah... pretty cringe.
- Putinism - Based Social Conservatism and a fellow Judo lover, but is standing in the way of Greater Finland, and a bit scary sometimes. Also mega fucking corrupt and a kinda shit leader tbh..
- Christian Progressivism - b...BuT JeSus SaY nO jUdGie!111!! ThaT mEan BeiNg ConsErvAtiVe SiN!111!!!
- Neo-Airisuism - Lmao, the annoying Trans-Anarcho-Weebist is now a Rojava larper too!
- Marxism - Do people seriously still believe in this old fart of an ideology lmao.
- Anarcho-Communism - FUCKING CRINGE ASS LOSER.
- Queer Anarchism - Hello cringe department this is an emergency!
- Anarcha Feminism - What 0 pp does to a girl.
- Progressivism - SOY
- SJW - Crybaby.
- CHAZism - Haha get rekt!
- Antifa - How about you bash deez nuts on yo face soyboy.
- Vaushism - Goddamn horse cock loving, child porn watching, retarded ass neckbeard leftoid.
- Marxism–Leninism - Starving commie scum.
- Airisuism - If cringe was an ideology.
- Oofitism - YUCK!
- AirisuOofitism - Double EW.
- Kira Kween Thought - *SIGH* Very bruh...
- Samikakoism - Ew, i stepped in shit!
- Plenderplarism - What the fuck?
- Incelism - Absolute degenerate coomer stinky poop ideology, you are to me what TERFS are to queer feminists. Holy shit go outside and touch grass and take a shower and talk to women and stuff like that...
|Environmentalists - Green hills and blue sky|
|Moderate / Productive||Productive Environmentalism|
|Main||Blue Environmentalism • Bookchin Capitalism • Liberal Agrarianism • Bloc Québécois • Corbynism • One Nation Labour • Ruralism • Anarcho-Americanism • Anti-JoeyFloppaism • Neo-Paganism • Anti-Internetism • English Heritage Thought (usually) • Eco-Cooperativism • Schwabism|
|Self-Inserts|| Admiralism • Alpino-Temporism • Chaotic Communism • Tomjazzism • Evolutionary Socialism • Metbolism • Neo-Councilism • M4RKAruism • Mattism • Neo Social Libertarianism • Yoda8soup Thought • oRange System • Rejuvenative Hamburg thought • Third Aquarian Model • Neo-Immorxism • Uzarashvilism • |
Casagonism• Burkinism • Neo-Addycakesball Thought • Post Ego Anarcha-Nihilism • Ego-Progressivism
|Imperialists - This land is your land, this land is my land. But, its unfortunately just my land|
|Main||Ego-Fascism • Tsaritsa Theocracy • Khanism • Abyss Theocracy • Primal Abyssalism• Abyss Orderism • Anti-Aaronism • Anarcho-Imperialism • Progressive Colonialism • Catholic Imperialism • Ego-Imperialism • Brezhnev Doctrine • Ei's Eternity (during Archon War) • Inca Imperialism • Rational Imperialism • Diamondism • Putinism • Orobashi Theocracy (during Archon War) • Churchillism • ZPCIism • Borisism (Self-proclaimed) • Thatcherism • Reaganism • Anti-Mattism • Aztec Theocracy|
|Neo-Imperialists||Tsaritsa Theocracy • Thatcherism • Reaganism • Neo-Imperialism • Brezhnev Doctrine • Putinism|
|Self-Insert|| F.I.A.T · Heinrich-Cheungism • |
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