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    Shrekism is a ideology that thinks Shrek is love and Shrek is life. Shrekists admire Shrek and Shrek 2, but hates Shrek the Third and Shrek Forever After. They also think Shrek 5 is secretly in the works and Dreamworks doesn't want to share about it yet. Anyone disrespecting Shrek in any way will get punished.

    Film.png Movies

    Shrek (Original)

    In the original Shrek movie, Shrek happily lives out his live in his swamp and is occasionally chased by peasant mobs, not that he can't deal with them easily. Eventually, fairly tail creatures begin occupying his Swamp, sent there by Lord Farquaad to be relocated from his Kingdom. Shrek expresses annoyance with this and seeks to deal with Lord Farquaad himself about this issue. Donkey tags along with him on this journey. Upon reaching Farquaad's castle, Shrek and Donkey beat up a bunch of potential knights whom were destined to rescue Princess Fionna locked in a tower and guarded by a dragon. Eventually Shrek is outnumbered by crossbow carrying guards and makes a deal to rescue the princess for him so long as he agrees to remove the fairy tale creatures from his swamp once he's done.

    Shrek, of course, accomplishes this but falls in love with the princess sometime while returning her. Fionna though, was secretly cursed to turn into an ogre at night, and said some nasty things about ogres while talking to Donkey, which Shrek misinterpreted while preparing to ask her out, and thought she was talking about himself, which offended him. Shrek miserably handed Fionna to Lord Farquaad the next day.

    Donkey had to explain to Shrek of what actually happened, and that Fionna loved him too. Shrek and Donkey decide to crash Farquaad and Fionna's wedding. When the sun went down, Fionna transformed into an Ogre and Farquaad ordered for his guards to kill her, however, Donkey's dragon saved them at the last minute and ate Lord Farquaad.

    Fionna and Shrek then get married, which permanently changed Fionna's form into that of an ogre. The two live the rest of their lives on the swamp.

    Shrek 2

    In this movie, Shrek and Fionna visit their parents who are the king and queen of Far Far Away. The Kingdom is under corrupt influence by the Fairy God Mother and her son, Prince Charming, in which a deal was made with the king whiles back for the princess to fall in love with him, which made him the king once they got married. In return, Prince Charming was expected to save their daughter from a tower guarded by a dragon so that they would marry and make him the future king, which was already accomplished by Shrek in the previous movie. The Fairy God Mother demands that the King find ways to get Shrek assassinated.

    Shrek, who knows the King doesn't like him for being an ogre, steals a potion from the fairy god mother's potion factory that turns him into a handsome human and reverts Fionna back to her human form. Judging by the label on the potion, Shrek has to kiss Fionna by midnight in order to stay human forever. The King, however, uses this moment to introduce Prince Charming to Fionna and trick her into thinking its shrek. Fionna is skeptical of this, but has no reason not to believe it.

    At a royal ball held that night, Fionna and charming dance together, and Charming tries to kiss her, but Fionna is reluctant. Eventually Shrek breaks his way into the ball and stops Charming. The Fairy God Mother fires a spell at Shrek but the King jumps in its way to save shrek, and the spell bounced off his chest armor and struck the fairy god mother instead, reducing her to mere bubbles. The King however, appears to have dissipated as well, only the aforementioned chest armor remaining, but then a frog craws out of the armor, revealing his true form. The king made a deal with the Fairy God Mother to turn him human so that the queen would fall in love with him, but through his act bravery to save Shrek that knight, the Queen chose to love him anyways despite being a frog.

    Other Films

    No one cares about these ones really.

    Shrek.png Orthodox Shrekism

    Orthodox Shrekism is the actual ideology of Shrek from the movies. He is largely Apolit.png Apolitical and expresses Isolationist.png Isolationism around his swamp.

    Shrex.png Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

    Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life, also called Shrexism and just Shrekism is a religious cult-like ideology that worships Shrek. It spawned on 4chan when anons, referring to each other as "brogres" (bro + ogre), began writing green text stories about how they worshipped Shrek and had "shrexual" experiences with him. In most of these stories, they LARPed as children getting anally raped by Shrek. One of the most well-known stories is pasted below:

    I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

    Not all of these stories revolved around child rape though, but they nearly always resulted in Shrek violently violating them and them enjoying it euphorically, as if they had been blessed by something holy.

    They phrase "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" would also become popular with anyone who is overtly obsessed with Shrek, often times used ironically.

    Mlgshrek.png MLG Shrekism

    MLG Shrekism is a meme ideology that brought Shrek into the MLG meme canon. It heavily involved making MLG remixes out of the Shrek movies and using All Star as a meme song and using Shrek as an MLG icon. Sometimes Shrek would be associated with communism because that was also a popular meme subject at the time.

    Drek.png Drekism

    Main Article: Drek.png Drekism

    Technically, this isn't a Shrekist ideology, but in fact the opposite. Drekism represents everything Shrek is against; Drek is Hate, Drek is Death. Drek would sometimes appear in those greentext stories mention earlier as an antagonist and anti-character to Shrek. He has a similar relation that is of God to the Devil.

    How to draw

    1. Draw a ball.
    2. Fill it in with lime.
    3. Draw Shrek's ears on his head.
    4. Add in the eyes

    You're done!

    Relations

    Friends

    Enemies

    • Mediocracy.png Normies - You dont understand my devoution to shrek.
    • Jingoism.png Haters - Ugh, it's hideous! - Ah, that's not very nice
    • Ochlo.png Ochlocracy - RRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!.... This is the part were you run away.
    • Monarcho-Fascism.png Monarcho-Fascism - I hate you lord Farquad!
    • Drek.png Drekism - You represent everything that isnt SHrek!

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