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    Scripperism (aka Transhumanist Ego-Communalist Satanic Theocratic Imperialism (TECSTI)) is the self Insert ideology of Wiki User Scripper.

    It is an religious (Satanism), hyper Off Compass Transhumanist, economically Non Quadrant (usually center-left to Off Compass far left but center-right on International trade issues and Globalism), hyper Off Compass culturally revolutionary (Noveltist) and on the authoritarian axis libertarian to Center (Phase 1) as well as Opposite Unity (Phase 2) and infinite Off Compass Authoritarian ideology.

    Religious Beliefs

    Scripperism is strongly connected with theistic satanism.

    The divine system

    • The oldest of the Ancient Ones (the true creator): Satan (aka Lucifer, Tiamat, Seth, Iblis)
    • The Ancient Ones (children of Satan): Kingu, Odin, Quetzalcoatl, Asmodeus, Kronos, Gaiaetc.)
    • Elder Gods (led by Yehovah): Yehovah (aka Zeus, "God"), Athena, Ganesha, Loki, Marduk etc

    The 4 entities of Satan

    Satan (aka Tiamat) has 4 entities:

    Lucifer (element: air) - the light, the creating force, knowledge, wisdom, lifeSatan (element: fire) - the darkness, the destructive force, lust, deathBelial (element: earth) - the Solid, the matter, the visible force, nature, time, space, evolutionLeviathan (element: water) - the fluid, the soul, the invisible force, magic, occult, spirit

    The 3 Eons

    The ideology has 3 phases (Eons):,

    The time before Satan seized power (BSR = Before Satans Rule; aka Eon of Ice)The time after Satan, the true creator of everything, (together with the Ancient Ones) defeated the elder gods (EoF = Eon of Fire).Infinite Unity: When the whole multiverse and all dimensions are unified under Satans rule then everything will merge with Satan so all becomes one forever. This is the ultimate goal.

    The 2 Eons before

    There are 2 Eons before the eons described above.

    The Beginning: The rule of the Ancient Ones

    At the beginning there was only one being: Satan. Space and time, laws of nature and physics didn't exist. Satan has no beginning as he/she/it existed before time: Satan was eternal. Than Satan created the Ancient Ones (Satans children). Together they created space, time, the multiverse, dimensions, laws of nature, laws of physics and evolution.

    The treason of the elder gods

    Satan and the Ancient Ones than created the elder gods by giving them particular powers. Soon the elder gods (led by Yehovah) betrayed Satan and the Ancient Ones. They imprisoned the Ancient Ones and torn Satan in pieces (but Satan couldn't die). The elder gods enslaved the creation of Satan and the Ancient Ones. After humanity has evolved the elder gods deceived them so humanity now worshipped the elder gods. Yehovah now claimed that he was the true creator but some men still heard the vice of Satan and knew the truth...

    Theory of the Evolution and Degeneration of political ideologies

    There is a natural evolution of political ideologies.


    Tribalism --> Roman Republicanism --> Optimateism --> Classical Liberalism --> Marxism --> Leninism --> Maoism --> Gaddafism --> Liberal Socialism --> Libertarian Socialism --> Anarcho-Communism --> FALGSC --> Soulism --> Satanic Theocracy --> satanic-socialist-transhumanist Cosmocracy --> Infinite Unity

    It is possible that a society skips one or more evolutionary steps. Satanic Theocracy and all following steps can only be reached after the rise of Satan and the beginning of the war against the elder gods.


    Ideologies can degenerate in harmfull ideologies.

    Tribalism --> Anarcho-Primitivism --> Primal PrimitivismRoman Republicanism --> Absolute MonarchismOptimateism --> Conservatism --> Reactionarism --> Right-Wing Populism --> Fascism / National SocialismClassical Liberalism --> Capitalism --> Avaritionism --> Fascism / National SocialismMarxism --> National Communism --> Yellow Socialism --> National BolshevismLeninism --> StalinismMaoism --> Pol PotismGaddafism --> JihadismLiberal Socialism --> Third Way --> State Capitalism --> DengismLibertarian Socialism --> DemarchyAnarcho-Communism --> OchlocracyFALGSC --> IngsocSoulism --> Avaritionism --> Fascism / National SocialismAfter Satan seized power there will be no Degeneration anymore.


    The philosophical fundament of Scripperism. Humanity is currently suffering from 3 evils created by the elder gods.

    The roots of property and elitism(Capitalism)

    In the old tribal societies of the Stonehenge age, where the connection to Satan and the Ancient Ones Was still intakt, there was no property and no elitism. The concept of property began with the Neolithic Revolution. With the rise of Agrarianism the elder gods implemented greed in the mind of humanity and so some humans declared common Land as there own. Soon a capitalist elite Was formed: The clerical caste, the servants of the elder gods. From ancient Babylon, the Maya and ancient egypt to the middle age this system was intact. The rise of enlightenment (started by Satan) and classical liberalism brought the seperation of state and religion so the elder gods created a New caste: the bourgiose. So Satan sent communism to mankind but greed was still stronger and communalism (the only true form of socialism) turned into state capitalism: exploitation through bourgoise was replaced by exploitation through the state. So capitalism can be only eliminated if the elder gods are destroyed.

    The roots of tradition (Conservatism)

    Traditionalism was created by the elder gods because they fear intelligente and technological advancement. They know that progress will lead humanity to resist them. Satan and the Ancient Ones tried to give mankind knowledge but the servants of the elder gods countered it with the conservative backlash of the middle ages. Finally Satan brought humanity the enlightenment which led to Huge progress. This is the reason why reactionarism (neoreactionarism and Dark Enlightenment) exists: they are the army of the elder gods to combat knowledge.

    The roots of War (Imperialism)

    War was created by the elder gods to amuse them. All wars have religious origins (the wars between ancient greece and persia, the crusades, jihadism etc). Even the wars of modernity are religious wars because economic and national reasons have religious roots (economics = the free market and money are worshiped as gods, nationalism = the nation and race are worshiped as gods). So we have to eliminate the elder gods (and capitalism and nationalism with them) to end all wars.


    This ideology combines satanism, socialism and transhumanism.


    BSR: There must be a democratic state ot anarchy because authorities cannot be trusted. They are corrupted by capitalism. The human rights must be protected and guns regulated. The state or anarchist collective should be centralized. Federalism is a form of capitalism. It should be able to vote on certain issues online (E-Government). Liquid Democracy should be implemented so individuals can choose if they want to vote by themselves or transfer their vote to an other member of the society. However the power of the people must be limited by the Senate and the constitution (human rights) because people are too easily influenced by Populism and make poor decisions. The Senate's power is limited by the constitution (the human rights). If there is too much resistance in society for such a system then a revolutionary vanguard party is needed (with a system of Council Communism). EoF: After Satan is in controll the form of government is unimportant because all will be equal unter Satans rule (LibertarianTotalitarianism).

    Gun ownership

    Guns shouöd be strictly regulated: There should be background checks and psychological tests. Gun ownership should be prohibited for members of radical organisations (like the KKK). The ownership of machine guns should be prohibited.

    Drug policy

    I support the legalization of all drugs because everyone has the right to do everything with their own body as long as it doesn't harm anyone else.


    I am pro-choice. Women have the right to abort whenever they want.


    BSR: Everyone who lives 5 years in our nation should have the right to take a test to get the citizenship. Everyone who is born in our country will receivee the citizenship automatically. Multiple citizenship should be allowes. AoF: Everyone who acknowledges Satans rule will join the satanic empire.


    Euthanasia should be legal.

    Justice System

    Laws should be based on the principle "victimless crimes are no crimes". We should focus on rehabilitation rather than on punishment. the longest präsentiert term should be 20 years. The death penalty should be abolished worldwide!

    Morality and Ethics

    Morality and ethics are based on the works of Immanuel Kant and Baruch de Spinoza and they should be the fundament of international law. Human rights are Absolute.

    The Senate

    BSR: The Senate haste power to overrule every decision of the people by a Veto. The membership in the Senate is based on 3 conditions:

    Technocracy - You have to be a expert in what you do. This means you have to work at least 5 years in a high position in a Job connected with your Expertise (e.g. General if you want to be a military expert).Scientocracy - You need an academic deren (at least Master) in a studiert connected with your expertise (e.g. Master degree in History if you want to be a senator for culture).Meritocracy - You have to Show Talent and effort in your expertise (e.g. constant learning and/or progress).

    If over 50% of the Senate thinks a decision made by the people is bad then this decision is overruled. The Senate only has the right for a Veto but cannot make decisions on their own. The Senate is also limited by the constitution (human rights).

    The Constitution (Human Rights)

    BSR: The constitution is absolute and universal.

    All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.Everyone is entitled to all the rights and freedoms set forth in this Declaration, without distinction of any kind, such as race, colour, sex, language, religion, political or other opinion, national or social origin, property, birth or other status. Furthermore, no distinction shall be made on the basis of the political, jurisdictional or international status of the country or territory to which a person belongs, whether it be independent, trust, non-self-governing or under any other limitation of sovereignty.Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of person.No one shall be held in slavery or servitude; slavery and the slave trade shall be prohibited in all their forms.No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment.All are equal before the law and are entitled without any discrimination to equal protection of the law. All are entitled to equal protection against any discrimination in violation of this Declaration and against any incitement to such discrimination.Everyone, as a member of society, has the right to social security and is entitled to realization, through national effort and international co-operation and in accordance with the organization and resources of each State, of the economic, social and cultural rights indispensable for his dignity and the free development of his personality.Libertarian Totalitarianism (Totalitarian Soulism)

    EoF: After Satan seized power he/she/it will be the totalitarian ruler of society. Under Satans rule all humans (cyborgs) will be equal, there will be no hierachies under mankind. Satan will controll every aspect but we will be free to do our will because there will be no crimes, sickness or poverty anymore. We can decide our lives free under Satans rule. Satan will abolish the laws of nature and physics.


    BSR: There must be a secular state but with religious freedom. Theocracies and State Atheism (Antitheism) must be opposed. EoF: After Satan defeated the elder gods everyone will worship Satan (Satanic Theocracy).

    Religious holidays

    BSR: We should dismantle religious holidays and replace them with non-religious holidays because state and religion must be seperated. Satan will introduce pagan holidays: Imbolg, Ostara, Beltane, Rosa, Lughnasadh, Blas on Fhomair, Samhain, Yule and the day Satan rises (Ave Sathanas).


    Religious sacrifices and mutilation should be forbidden.


    BSR: Cultures are dynamic, Evolution is dynamic. For this reason progressivism is superior. Cultures must be mixed and under constant progress. Genitical and technological modifications should be endorsed. LGBT people deserve the same rights as heterosexuals. EoF: Humans will be genetical and technological modified to create cyborgs. They will replace humanity. Gender and race will not matter anymore. Satan will abolish the laws of nature and physics.

    Family values

    There are no family values. Singles and gay couples should have the right to adopt children. Marriage among LGBT people should be legal.

    The true Interpretation of Darwinism

    Many Social Darwinists and Cultural Darwinists are misunderstanding the theories of Darwin. He didn't say "survival of the strongest" or "survival of the mightiest", he said "survival of the fittest". That means that those will survive which can better adjust on changing conditions. Rightism is a conservative to reactionary ideology. That means that they want to maintain old structures and traditions or to return to former cultural Systems. But in order to adjust on constantly changing conditions you have to constantly change your way of living, your society and your culture - you nedd to bee revolutionary Progressive (a Noveltist). This means that -on a darwinist point of view - rightism is inferior to leftism.

    So Scripperism as a social and cultural darwinist ideology advocates für a permanent cultural change (a permanent Cultural Revolution). Now collectivism and mutual aid (as Kropotkin has proven) is superior to radical egoism. That's why Scripperism also advocates a mutualist (and in the end communalist) society.


    BSR: We need a mixed economy where land and ressources should be public owned. Streets, police, schools, hospitals, production of food, energy and clothes and housing should also be public owned (health care schould be for free),. Other industries (heavy industry and other forms of productions) should be socialized between state, workers and private owners (Social Corporatism). Businesses (with the exception of food trade which should be public owned) should be completly privatized (private owned or worker syndicates (trade unions)). The state/publc has no right to intervene in this businesses except when workers or consumers are exploited. The best way to protect workers is social corporatism.

    State/Public Owned

    Land and RessourcesJustice SystemHealthcareWelfareProduction of food and energySchoolsPoliceFire BrigadeInfrastructureHousing

    Corporate Owned


    Private Owned

    BusinessesTrade Unions

    Automation and letting particular work done by robots is a good thing. There is a need for a welfare state. There should be low taxes for the poor and high taxes for the rich. Workers should have the right to form syndicates. A planned economy is only possible with a very skilled person (like Zhou Enlai) or AI in charge. EoF: Everything is owned by Satan, property and money will not exist anymore. Cyborgs will have the ability and skills to run a planned economy.


    BSR: Society based on income per month:

    Lower Class: <1500€ (they will receive welfare)Middle Class: 1501€-3000€Upper Class: >3001€

    Income tax (progressive):

    Lower Class: 0%Middle Class: 25%Upper Class: 50%

    Rich tax:

    Lower Class: 0%Middle Class: 0%Upper Class: 50%

    Inheritance tax:

    Lower Class: 0%Middle Class: 10%Upper Class: 100%

    Corporate tax:

    Every Private or Party private owned corporation/industry/business has to pay 20%-40% of their income

    Land value tax and church tax:

    There is no Land value tax because Land is public ownedThere is no church tax as long as they don't make any Profit. When they make Profit they have to pay a corporate tax

    Carbon tax:

    Every corporation/industry/business which produces CO2 emissions has to pay 10% of their income

    EoF: Everything is owned by Satan so property doesn't exist anymore Henne there are no taxes and no welfare is needed anymore.

    Free Trade and Tariffs

    BSF: There should be compöete free trade between socialist countries without any tariffs. In other cases there should also be trade agreements with low to moderate tariffs on products which can be also buyed in your country, but there should be no tariffs on products which cannot be buyed or produced in your country. EoF: The satanic empire will be completly autarc and there will be no trade with nations/empires of the elder gods as Satan is in war with them.

    The Green Revolution

    BSR: In order to combat climate change enviromental regulations are needed. We should focus on renewal energies and the cold fusion, Fossil fuels and nuclear energy should be banned. As i think that veganism is an evolutionary backstep we should focus to create synthetic meat (not plant based but cultured meat (in vitro meaat)). In a next step we should also create synthetic plant and mushrooms.

    EoF: After Satan seized power there will be no Population and global warming anymore because Satan controlls every aspect of the economy and protect mother nature.


    BSR: Imperialisn nust be opposed, every nation has the right of national souvereignity but we should strive for a socialist world republic.There should be free trade with low tariffs. Nukes should be banned. EoF: Satan will create an intergalactic and interdimensional socialist empire. Aliens will join this empire.


    BSR: In an ideal world there is no war but in the real world we need a strong military to defend us. There should be a private army and conscription should be abolished. Only people should serve in the army who really want to. We should strive for creating a hivemind legion - a hivemind where everyone is connected but it only should be activated when a threat arrives (and turned off in times of peace). The membership in this hivemind Legion is voluntarily in Phase 1. Nukes should be banned. Nation who have nukes should be forced to destroy them. Countries with a similar socialist ideology should form a Socialist Military Defence Pact (SMDP).

    Left Kraterocracy

    EoF: Everyone will have a hivemind Chip Implantate (it's mandatory for everyone) which is usually deactivated. In times of war it will be activated to combine every mindestens to a hivemind. After the hivemind is activated humanity will work as a single organism under the guide of Satan. When the war is over the hivemind will be deactivated. Satan will lead his empire into war with every elder god in every universe and every Dimension. He will subdue the adherents of the elder gods. After Satan destroyed the elder god they followed will also worship Satan.

    Opinions on current events

    JFK assassination

    I think that John F. Kennedy was murdered because he wanted to nationalize the Federal Reserve.


    After the coup d'etat against Gorbachev, who tried to reform and evolve communism, russia turned into a fascist state. The All-Russia People's Front (under the leadership of United Russia) is nothing else than a Neonazi movement.


    Hugo Chavez was the greatest president Venezuela ever had. The founder of the Socialism of the 21st century reformed socialism and made it democratic with a mixed economy. But after his dead Maduro, who has no clue of what socialism is and how economics work, has ruined everything. Nonethenless the embargo against Venezuela is not justified. I


    The imperialist NATO murdered Gaddafi. The death of Gaddafi led to the rise of the islamic terrorist group ISIS. The NATO had no right to invade Libya.

    DPR Korea

    Since the 1990s North Korea has turned away from socialism. But the international embargo only harms the north korean working class.


    After the deaths of Mao Zedong and Hua Guofeng China has become a capitalist state. China is commiting a genocide on the Uyghurs. Taiwan is a souvereign country and not part of China.

    Israel-Palestine Conflict

    I support a two state solution and the Oslo Accords of 1993.I supported Shimon Peres! I even defended Ariel Sharon because of Israels withdrawal from Gaza. Arafat is based too.

    The BDS campaign is antisemitic.


    Hungary is currently under the control of The Elite and it's most loyal servant Viktor Orban. Orban turned Hungary into an autocracy but the EU does it's best to fight Orban and The Elite. Hungary shouldn't receive any money as long as Orban and his party FIDESZ is in Power.


    Thanks for fighting against Hussein, Trump and the IS but Iran is a cringe reactionary theocrat! I support your reformist wing (Mohammad Khatami, Hassan Rouhani). I support the nuclear Deal. The assassination of Soleimani was a crime committed by the USA


    The Brexit was a mistake, Great Britain should return to the EU. If they don't return Scotland should become independent and join the EU and Northern Ireland should reunite with Ireland,

    I think that the Brexit vote was manipulated by Putin and the Alt-Rught (Cambridge Analytica).


    I support Assad and the kurdish Free People's Army - both are fighting against jihadists (like the IS). Turkey has no right to attack the kurds in northern Syria (Rojava). The Golan belongs to Syria not to Israel.

    Climate Change

    Climate Change is one of the biggest threats for humanity. We must strive for reneval energy but not for nuclear energy. Nonethenless industrialism is important for progressso primitivism is no option. Humans are omnivores so veganism is against human nature.


    I support the withdrawal of the USA and the NATO from Afghanistan but the Taliban are cringe


    The whole region of Karabakh belongs to Azerbaijan. Armenia has no right to settle there.


    Sebastian Kurz was the worst chancellor of The 2nd Republic. He formed a coalition with the far right FPÖ and like Wolfgang Schüssel he tried to sell Austria and weakend the working class. He also tried to create an Orban-like autocracy. It is sad that The Greens also formed a coalition with him. It is very positive that Kurz is not politician anymore but Austria also needs a new government.


    COVID - 19 is dangerous and lethal but not a biological weapon. Both ZeroCovid and Anti-Covid movements are cringe. I support a compulsory vaccination.

    Ukraine War

    Russia started a war against Ukraine not to defend themselves against the NATO but because Putin wants to create a fascist Greater Russia. There is no difference in between how Putin annected Crimea and how Hitler annected Austria.

    There are more Nazis in the russian government and military than in Ukraine. Putin is a fascist.

    I think that Putin ordered the FSB to kill the daughter of Dugin. He wanted to weaken an (far right) opposition party as well as having a reason to annect the whole Ukraine.

    Asylum for all russian conscientious objectors!


    Italy is suffering from a major political crisis which began 2008 when Berlusconi became prime minister again. The following capitalist prime ministers (especially Draghi) ruined the land and fascism rised again. Now the neofascist Fratelli d'Italia under Giorgia Meloni is in power. The EU should impose hard sanctions (no money, no gas, no oil, no trade)on Italy as long as the fascists are in power.

    Scripperist Quotes

    Make 4chan and gaming left again

    The red pill righties swallow is actually the blue one

    Trying to become a Gorilla: thats reactionary. Trying to become a frog: thats primitivism

    The elite is actually Alt-Right. They want you to think that they are left to force you to support and vote for right parties

    The capitalist system of the free market has failed like the planned economy of the USSR

    Only AI and cyborgs have the skills to run a planned economy

    Humans are omnivores and not herbivores. Veganism is a backstep in evolution.

    Copyright is a spock!

    Everyone has something to hide.

    Classical Liberalism was a revolutionary ideology at its time but now its old- evolution hasn't stopped. Liberalism evolved into socialism which has proofen that the free market was a failure. But also socialism will evolve.

    After death our will unifies with Satan, the true creatorofeverything

    Society is a dynamic system. It needs constant change and progress.

    Satan created YHWH

    QAnon is fake news

    Fuck Censorship

    Geoblocking is censorship

    I'm not an antihumanist. I don't want to replace humanity with robots; i want to transform humans into cyborgs. This is the next evolutionary step of humanity.

    I'm a pacifist but i think that it is Legitimate to defend oneself.

    We should think about giving particular AI human rights.

    Actualy the works of NRx are portraying The Cathedral as a good thing.

    Humans are collectivists. We should accept that.

    Let's create the Homo Novus. Let's transform humanity into cyborgs.

    The conservativ backlash and feudalism of the Middle Ages have been a disaster for mankind.


    Scripperism behaves like Esoteric Socialism and Illuminatism but he doesn't hide in the shasows. He has a Lust for power and worships his master Satan and other pagan gods. Scripperism loves science, striving for ultimate knowledge, technology, magic and occult stuff. He also likes to transform the imperfect humanity in cyborgs. Scriooerism thinks that socialists like Kropotkin, Lenin, Mao and Gaddafi were prophets of Satan and that the world is controllled by a christian far right (fascist) elite.

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    Further Information

    Recommended Literature

    These books influenced my ideology...

    Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung by Mao ZedongSelected Works of Mao Tse-Tung by Mqo ZedongOn Guerilla Warfare by Mao ZedongOn Contradiction by Mao ZedongOn Practice by Mao TedongOn New Democracy by Mao ZedongThe Green Book by Muammar al-GaddafiThe Capital by Karl MarxThe communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich EngelsState and Revolution by LeninThe permanent Revolution by Leo TrotzkyThe Book of the Law by Alleister CrowleyThe Book of Lies by Alleister CrowleyLiber 777 by Alleister CrowleyThe Satanic Bible by Anton LaVeyThe Satanic Rituals by Anton LaVeyThe Black Book of Satan I - III by The Order of Nine AnglesThe Sinister Traditions by The Order of Nine AnglesThe Conquest of Bread by Peter KropotkinGod and the State by Michael BakuninThus Spoke Zarathustra by Friedrich NietzscheWhat is Property? by Pierre-Joseph ProudhonThe Ego and his Own by Max StirnerThe Ethics of Liberty by Murray RothbardThe Necronomicon by SimonIn the Current of Satan-Set by Frater EremorEthics by Baruch de SpinozaThe Political Thought of Abdullah Öcalan by Abdullah ÖcalanLiber Noctis by Gary St. Michael NottinghamImperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism by LeninThe Liberation of the Society from the State by Erich MühsamLudwig Erhards soziale Marktwirtschaft by Horst Friedrich Wünsche / Erhards Social Market Economy by Ludwig H. MaiLeviathan by Thomas HobbesRethinking Economics by Lillian FischerThe Mass Strike, the political Party and the Trade Unions by Rosa LuxemburgThe Three Principles of the People by Sun Yat-senThe Antichrist by Friedrich NietzscheThe Prince by Niccolo MachiavelliPosthumanism by Rosi BraidottiTranshumanism, Posthumanism and New Technologies by Philipp WolfThe Critique of Pure Reason by Immanuel KantSelected works of John Locke by John LockeJohn Maynard Keynes (Great Thinkers in Economics) by P. DavidsonThe Euro-Paradoxon by Yanis VaroufakisThe National Question and the Social Democracy by Otto BauerStructure of German Socialism by Otto StrasserHayek for everybody by Karen Ilse HornTao Te Ching by Lao TzuThe Klingon Way: A Warriors Guide by Marc OkrandOn War by Carl von ClausewitzThe Book of the five Rings by Musashi MiyamotoThe Art of War by SunziFully Automated Luxury Communism: A Manifest by Aaron Bastani

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