School System

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School System
Basic Information
Aliases	Current American School System Prison (By Anti-Schoolism) Shooting range (by Brits, pejoratively) School model Schoolism FPE Model
Alignment(s)	Non-Quad (in theory)  AuthRight (in practice, most) Culturally Left (in blue states)  Culturally Right (in red states)  Capitalists  Americans
Ideological Influences
Influenced by	Industrialism Authoritarianism Authoritarian Neoliberalism American Model Plutocracy Egalitarianism Matriarchy
Influenced	Stratocratic School System
Ideological Information
Notable Examples	USA
Character Information
Likes	Teachers Obedient students Government funding Mass surveillance Giving out homework Punishing the victim instead of the bully Female students Parents (sometimes)
Dislikes	Rebellious students Striking teachers School shooters Grading homework Teaching useless subjects for the sake of keeping students longer to get more funding Victims of bullying Male students Parents (sometimes)

Introduction

School System is the ideological manifestation of the broad overarching system which current grade schools in the United States, especially public schools, currently use.

Its overarching methodology in educating students is largely unchanged from the education systems originally developed out of the Industrial Revolution 200 years ago, which was specifically designed to crush the hopes and dreams of children and make them more obedient, so they could grow up to obediently work factory jobs and serve the capitalist class. As a result, to this day, School System is very friendly to the American political status quo, as well as the local cultural status quos of American blue states and red states.

Personality and Behavior

School System acts like a stereotypical strict teacher or school board member, seasoned over many years of dealing with insubordinate students. School System believes in conformity, discipline, and efficiency as guiding principles of how to run its system of teaching children, and will angrily yell at anyone who disagrees.

Relations

Board of Directors

• Police Statism - Keeps students out of toilets during class time.
• Ingsoc - A doubleplusgood inspiration to me.
• Ingfem and Ingprog (in blue states) - Even more doubleplusgood than him! Now that I think about it, he was bigoted all along!
• Ingtrad (in red states) - We must eradicate transgenderism, CRT, history books that disagree with me, and the woke SJWs from our school system!
• Misandry - Based!
• SJW (in blue states) - Congratulations for graduating at the top of the class this year! You were the best student I ever brainwashed had.
• Pledge of Allegiance (in red states) - Our kids should be taught to salute and devote themselves to our great nation!
• Kritarchy - Giving detention to victims of bullying those that disobey the rules is a duty and an honor.
• Democrats (in blue states) - Good job for restricting school choice, this way we don't have to improve our schools!
• Republicans (in red states) - Good job on stopping gender ideology from grooming our children, keep fighting those pink haired communist SJW mobs!
• Neoliberalism - Our status quo in the US, and most of the west, which we teach the children to conform to.
• This weird A - The only acceptable grade. BUT STOP SCREAMING WHEN CLASS IS IN SESSION! I WON'T TALK OVER YOU!
• National Feminism - The best school system in the world!
• Juche - Close second.

Tolerable

• Horace Mann - My creator! But what is your last name again!?
• Google - I allow my students to use google to find answers, but I have to regulate you.
• Parentism - I appreciate your loyalty to the school system, but I am not changing the curriculum!
• College Administrationism - Somewhat too libertarian, and (in red states) I also think you're too woke. Otherwise, we have many overlaps in the ways we do things.
• Nazism - I like how your school system indoctrinates young people to your ideology, however you're also generally disgusting. In particular, teaching girls how to cook and become good mothers is very cringe.
• Marxism-Leninism - I wish you were less of a commie, and I also wish you didn't teach children practical skills. Otherwise, decent school system.
• Hoxhaism - Same as above... wait, WHY ARE YOU TEACHING CHILDREN HOW TO USE GUNS!?!? Are you sure they won't use them to rebel against your system?
• Anarcha-Feminism - Cringe anarchist, but at least you believe in female supremacy empowerment!
• Tomboyism - I can tolerate your delinquent shenanigans more than his.
• Mathocracy - Forcing everyone to take math is based, but what do you mean the humanities don't matter? Also, most mathematicians are male, that's kind of cringe.
• Scientocracy - Same as above, but with the sciences.
• Kakistocracy - You have a lot to learn, but at least it's easy to fool you.
• Autism - Struggling in their studies, but at least I have Special Ed if they need it.
• Bullyism -I don't have a problem with you, but you can't bully my children. Although often they are you.

Intolerable

• Anti-Schoolism - Detention for you!
• Ultra Anti-Schoolism - Super detention for you!
• College Studentism - You already graduated, now get lost! Stop complaining about me!
• Democrats (in red states) - Woke pink haired cultural (((marxist))) SJWs!
• Republicans (in blue states) - School choice is cringe, and this is not the 1800s anymore. No more Christian values!
• Libertarianism - School choice my ass.
• Fiscal Conservatism - Why on Earth would you want to cut my funding?
• Civil Libertarianism - No freedom of speech.
• Anti-Authoritarianism - Get expelled!
• Teachers' unions - STOP STRIKING!!
• Insurrectionary Anarchism - Gladly you aren't common unlike communist revolutions.
• Femboyism - STOP BREAKING DRESS CODE!! Oh well, I hope you enjoy getting bullied.
• Feelism - Why are you complaining to me about being bullied? Do I look like I care? In fact, have you tried being less of a wimp?
• Quiet Kid-ism - The student who said he was going to blow up the entire school. We will need to call the police.
  • : I SAID in Minecraft NOT IN REAL LIFE!!
• School Illegalism - An actual menace to the school. We will actually need to call the police.
• School Shooterism - HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!
• YouTubeism - My system of education is better. I'll enjoy blocking you in some places.
• Wikipedia - Do not use Wikipedia! Wikipedia is an unreliable source! We believe in exactly the same things Wikipedia says, but ignore that.
• Christian Theocracy (in blue states) - No, we will NOT have prayers and Bible thumping in schools, because we are NOT going back to the 1800s!
• Black Nationalism (in red states) - SHUT UP! I'm shutting down your woke CRT programs! Go cry about your history in your own homes!
• MLKism - Why yes, school takes 13 years because that's how long it is to break a child's spirit. Problem?
• Objectivism - No you idiot, the purpose of education isn't to teach kids how to develop their minds.
• Ego-Communism - Glory to spooks.
• Einsteinism - Fuck you Einstein! We should have broken your mind more!
• Pragerism - You're not a university lol.
• Petersonism - STOP EXPOSING OUR GLORIOUS SYSTEM!
• Male students - Why yes we're biased against you, problem?
• Childism - Yes, we are locking you in a gray room for the first quarter of your life. Problem?
• Robert Nozick - Professor who is AGAINST ME? REEEEEE!
• School Reformism - What do you mean the school system needs reform? I'd rather use the same system that has been used for 200 years.

Wikipedia

School
American School System