Satoserism, or Ukrainian Ecofascism, is an authoritarian ideology with rightist cultural views and leftist economic views, although he is not National Bolshevist by the sole virtue that he worships Ash x Serena and is Ukrainian. He was expelled by his family of relatively sane ideologies, which is still unknown to this day. Candidates for Satoserism's parents include INGSOC, Technocracy, Ecofascism, among many others.
He watches a lot of Pokemon XYZ and writes fanfics, draws fanart of both of them. He is usually seen beating up Pokeshippers and Russians as well as tearing down the Russian flag.
How to Draw
- Make a ball
- Divide it in half with red on top and black at the bottom
- Then draw a Serena figure with guns on the bottom of it
- Then on the top and bottom respectively, write "CMEPTЬ" and "BCIM"
- Then you are done
- Noocracy - I simp for him very hard, I will only purge others, but not him to prevent a Malthusian crisis.
- Autism - I can't hate my creator, can't I?
- Eco-Fascism - You're already pretty fucking based, but you should know that the only nation fit to rule the Imperium of Man is called "Ukraine".
- Ethical Darwinism - *breathes in* BASED.
- IngSaj - Finally, based
- Piratism - Based, I have been pirating Pokemon XY and XYZ
- Animeism - The reason why I exist.
- Banderaism - BANDERA SENPAI!!!
- Childism - I'm all for your rights, but please, CAN YOU ACT MATURE FOR ONCE?! I DON'T CARE WHETHER YOU'RE 12 OR SOME SHIT, ACT PROPERLY! YOU KNOW HOW 12 YEAR OLDS SHOULD ACT -- MATURELY!
- Burgundian System - Your purge of the obese is based, but your extreme Spartanism is just... eh.
- SajZeal Model - Somewhat based but way too sane for my tastes. For fuck's sake can you breed your self-insert with INGSOC or something?
- Anti-Deathism - Serena's boyfriend Ash Ketchum is a fervent practicioner!
- Parentism - What do you mean minors don't have rights and family is first? GLORY TO UKRAINE!
- Kakistocracy - You want the rule of the worst? Eat shit, Muscovite. GLORY TO UKRAINE!
- Lipostcracy - Obesity is Muscovite subversion! To prevent a Malthusian crisis, I'm gonna have to purge you! Glory to Ukraine! Also newsflash moskal: Neither Ash nor Serena are obese, thus your ideology is MOSKAL!
- Democracy - The incompetent masses shouldn't have a say, unless the matter concerns them! And stop accusing me of being a tyrant, you are literally tyranny by majority!
- Alt-Right - I spit on this so-called fash who is degenerate. Also, white supremacy is cringe, only Ukrainian supremacy is based. LIQUIDATE ALL RACES INTO UKRAINE!
- JoeyFloppaism - RETARDED LIBRIGHT MOSKAL BEGONE. YOU DESERVE A SECOND VOLYN MASSACRE.
- SJW - CALLING THE WORDS "KATSAP" AND "MOSKAL" AS POLITICALLY INCORRECT SLURS WON'T STOP ME FROM USING THEM, POKESHIPPER.
- Korwinism - P*LISH LIBRIGHT SCUM!!!!! IT'S TIME FOR VOLHYNIA MASSACRE PART TWO KURWA!!!
- Marxism-Leninism - LENIN WAS A MOSKAL AND YOU CAUSED THE HOLODOMOR!!!!
- Crypto-Diddlerism - SHCHO THE FUCK I WILL NOT GIVE YOU LEMONS CUZ ITS MOSKALI PROPAGANDA AND I SHALL SUMMON STEPAN BANDERA TO SMITE YOUR "CHEESE PIZZA"
- Systemism - ANCAP CUCK CUNTJAR MOSKAL, YOU'RE ALSO A [[TRAD]] WHICH IS MOSKAL! UKRAINIZE YOURSELF BLYAT!
- Sexocracy - LIMIT YOURSELF TO HUGGING AND KISSING ELSE PETLIURA WILL SMITE YOU
- Airisuism - Seriousposting is cringe!
- Neo-Afunhumaninterism - Same as Airisu
- Bronyism - I have no words for you.