- Marxism-Leninism - I am merely an apprentice of Marx and Lenin's loftly ideals.
- African Socialism - Liberate the oppressed nations from colonialist and imperialist European nations!
- Pan-Africanism - He helped spread my broad messages across the African continent, and he admires me deeply.
- Castroism - Thanks Comrade Castro for teaching me how to haunt down those counter-revolutionaries!
- Eco-Socialism - I planted 10 million trees in Burkina Faso.
- Nkrumahism - Basically me in Ghana!
- Guevarism - I am literally you but in Africa!
But why do you like Stalin?
- Social Democracy - God damn you, French colonialist succdem who murdered me!!
- Authoritarian Capitalism - Fuck you Blaise Compaoré, you ruined everything!
- Neoconservatism - Neo-colonialism in denial, get out of Africa!
- Neoliberalism - And you too!
- White Nationalism - Aren't you NeoCon again?
- Stalinism - "Stalin killed Leninism by stifiling the Soviets and making all-power the Cheka, the military, and other repressive bodies." - Thomas Sankara