Queer Talibanism is a combination of the Taliban’s Islamic and theocratic beliefs mixed with LGBTQ+ acceptance, anti-racism, and progressive land reform. Nobody knows why, or how he exists, all we know is that it’s here, and it’s not going away for a long time.
Relationships
The Gurrls
Pink Jihadism - Based
Neutral
- Muslim Progressivism - She’s the only one that doesn’t completely hate me somewhat (minus the Jihadism), but she thinks I’m “too extreme,” whatever that means.
- Talibanism - My father, but he would rather stone me than acknowledge my identity (or my existence, for that matter).
- Islamic Theocracy - Same as above, but he’s my grandad. Also, stop mentioning al araf 80-81!
- Stransserism - She agrees that we need to exterminate cis people, but she hates me for being Muslim.
Enemies
- Queer Anarchism - Hates me because I’m “totalitarian” and I’m a “jihadist,” lol. Also is an infidel.
- Anarcho-Communism - Same as above.
- Christian Theocracy, as well as every other Christian/non-Muslim ideology - Die, infidel! ALLAHU AKBAR!
- Nazi Ancap - Hates me for being LGBTQ+, Muslim, and a statist.
At least we both agree on Jews, though. - Everyone else, especially straight women.