Pirate Tails Thought

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Pirate Tails Thought
Basic Information
Aliases	National Conservative Social Liberalism Right-Chirotestla Average Agreement Voter
Alignment(s)	Centre-AuthRight Cultural Center-Right Nationalists Liberals
Ideological Influences
Influenced by	Populism Liberal Conservatism Paternalistic Conservatism National Conservatism Social Capitalism Conservative Feminism Anti-Wokeism
Character Information
Likes	My Ideology I guess?
Dislikes	Wokes PinkCraps Fords Baizuiods National ((((Traitors))))) Pride Month

Pirate Tails Thought - Is an Center Authoritarian Right, Liberal, Culturally Center-Right, Populist and Welferist ideology.

Beliefs

Economics

Free markets are important, but the problem is the degeneracy that it produces, so we need regulations. And also a welfare state would improve many peoples lives.

Civics

Statism is based.

Social

Ban Porn, I hate the woke, gay rights but lgbtqaiautism+ community is disgusting.

Foreign

I'm still a nationalist, believing in closed borders and integration. And I'm proud of my country

Relations

Friends

• Liberal Conservatism - Moderate conservatism, wunderbar!
• Keynesianism - Keynes was an smart economist.
• Civic Nationalism - Nationalism is when you integrate legally!
  
• Paternalistic Conservatism - PiS is actually really based, still prefer Agreement.
• Social Capitalism - Fuck Laissez-faire and Commies!
• Alt-Lite - Edgy and hates the woke and destroying it with facts!

Frenemies

• Classical Liberalism - Too friendly to Laissez-faire ideologies, but still cool nonetheless!
• Paleoconservatism - A degeneracy hater and an non-interventionist but you're TOO right to me. Groypers are cool tho.

Enemies

• Fordism - A REAL THREAT TO OUR SOCIETY!!!
• Neoconservatism - Moderate Conservatism my ass! This is free-trade fascism!
• Marxism-Leninism - I HATE YOU!!!! cool memes doe
• Platforma Obywatelska - FAKE LIBERALS AND WOKE IDIOTS THAT WANT DEGENERACY!!!!
  
• Lewica - FUCK YOU WOKE FUCKS THAT DON'T CARE ABOUT HEALTHCARE!!!
  
• Pink Capitalism - LITERALLY THE WEST!
  
• Revolutionary Progressivism - Kill all wokes.