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    , also known as
    MedicsChaotics Thought
    , is an ideology that aims to secure equal rights for both genders, create a one party vanguardist state with democratic elements, make welfare programs for workers, promote family values, closely monitor the economy, spark love for the fatherland and kick-start the creation of a Warsaw Pact-like alliance for the Slavs of the world.

    The ideology is always to be considered Male.png male, but followers of it may be depicted differently. He is rather peaceful and calm in his ways, preferring to sort things out diplomatically over violence, but will resort to it if all else fails. He is also tolerant of the Gay.png LGBT folk, but he still prefers the traditional family unit due to his religious beliefs and slightly conservative views. Most of his views are grounded in Polish culture; some are borrowed from the west and his eastern neighbors.



    Hah, did you think my ideology has no philosophy? Well, you're wrong! I will write it later though, I am rather lazy when it comes to updating this page.


    Government Type

    as an ideology that believes in the teachings of Orthlen.png Lenin and the Strasser.png Strasser Brothers. It sees the need for either a violent or peaceful revolution to empower the workers and abolish the class system, however, it does not approve of an authoritarian government, preferring the people to elect the leader of the revolution and the state.

    While it isn't fully democratic, it strongly emphasizes that the state is for the people and vice versa. The so-called president does not rule with an iron fist, some important decisions are limited by the parliament among other governing bodies that have to approve them first.

    There is no term limit. The president can, but doesn't have to resign after 5 years. He or she can also be removed by the parliament in case of national emergency, or if the presidential powers are misused for selfish manners. Every new president gets elected via popular vote; the candidate has to be a part of the party for some time and has to align most of the party's original views in order to participate. This is done to maintain security within the state and ensure that the party prospers alongside it.


    The economic system of
    heavily favors and encourages PCB-AgrarianismIcon.png Agrarianism, viewing the villages as a place of culture and improvement while the big cities are centers of business and government. It strongly supports and advocates for MLMarkSocMask.png Consumer Socialism-style of economics. The economy should be regulated and monitored, but not completely cut off from the rest of the world. The ideology prioritizes local products and industry, placing moderately high tariffs on some outside products and banning imports from hostile nations. Private property isn't completely banned, but most of it is publicly owned and companies have to adapt to the regulations that the current government places on them.

    Foreign Policy

    The ideology prefers to have a very non-interventionist stance, but will intervene if it needs to protect itself or the nation's allies.

    It also tries to maintain neutral/friendly relations with other nations in the region. It will try to ally or befriend any Slavic nation, regardless of ideology.


    Main Values

    The values of the ideology are mostly pulled from Catholicism and Socialism. It believes in a state where people of both genders and all skin colors are treated equally and everybody shares a common idea of being equal and having a similar identity with cultural differences. It strongly supports organizations like the European Union and tries to keep good relations with Slavic nations.

    It also is very Antizion.png Anti-Zionist, believing that Israel is an illegitimate, imperialist state. Jews with an Israeli citizenship will face great issues immigrating to a country that embraces
    because of it.


    is mostly Pro-Life with small exceptions. Those exceptions being the mother's life being in danger or if the fetus was the result of rape.


    The ideology is mostly Catholic, but it allows other forms of Christianity and Judaism. It is rather skeptical on the issue of Islam and church activities are monitored by the state. The only disallowed religions are any form of cults and anything Satanic. Being religious is encouraged, but it is not mandatory.

    Mainstream religions are to be taught at schools by default, however, they are completely optional and are not required to pass.

    The state and the church are mostly separated, but Catholic holidays are days free from work.

    Flag And Book Burning

    Flag and book burning is not allowed in any way, shape or form. Books may be recycled or reused, but generally burning or destroying cultural works or any flag, no matter the context, will be punished and viewed as shameful.


    The Police needs to be armed with handguns, occasionally shotguns and sub-machine guns in case of a greater threat. Cameras should be installed on some officers’ body armor and record for the entirety of the patrol day to avoid violations or corruption within the police force. Officers also have some protections; however, some actions are inexcusable.

    Guns And Firearms

    Most guns are banned with the exception of black powder revolvers and rifles. Killing cannot be justified as self-defense in most cases.

    Some guns are allowed for sport only uses, but only after at least a year of psycho tests and extensive checks.


    The ideology has a rather strict and skeptical view on LGBT as a whole.

    Pride parades are not allowed under any circumstance and any identified goers will be fined or sentenced to community service for no more than one and a half weeks, only if the event is going on for a significant amount of time. If it disbands quickly, there will be no punishment for anyone involved. The police is allowed to block off roads, not allowing for the continuation of such event. Violence is never the answer and should never be a response to a non-violent march, but if the goers are armed or show aggression, the police force is allowed to use non-lethal force. Any aggressive goers will be immediately arrested and fined or sentenced to many more days of public service.

    Other pride-related events (like conventions and such) can occur in more private settings and can be advertised publicly.

    The ideology strongly opposes kink. According to it, kink does not belong in pride. Showing any form of nudity or adultery during pride events, especially in the presence of children or teens, will result in the usual punishments.

    Gay marriages are not allowed in a church setting nor are civil marriages between people of the same gender. Gay couples can sign a special document, which basically operates in the same way as filing for civil marriage, but without the "marriage" part.

    Trans people, even after surgery, have to use their birth gender on official documents. They can change their name, but the birth gender has to stay the same.

    Wearing or waving the rainbow flag in public is allowed. Prioritizing it over the national flag is not.

    Autonomy of Body

    The autonomy of one's body is usually not in the interest of the government, but any extreme modifications will be questioned and will require background checks, possibly therapy sessions. In the cases of gender change, long and extensive therapy focusing on why the individual in question wants to do it and if they are sure of it. The therapist is not meant to discourage the patient, but rather find an alternative and inform them about the risks it carries.

    Schooling System

    All schools should be public. Education is standardized for all (with a few tweaks for Special Schools) and the program should be revisited at least once a year for improvements.

    Every school is required to teach at least five foreign languages (those languages being English, Russian, Slovakian/Czech, French and Lithuanian). Students have to choose at least two with English being mandatory. Schools may also offer other languages if they have enough resources available.

    The system is focused on patriotic education and traditional values.


    Most housing should be communal, constructed on the cheap and owned by the government. Modified for the modern day Khrushchyovkas are considered by the ideology to be an amazing solution for combating most if not all housing problems. For citizens that proved themselves to the state (via working or contributions) and larger families, bigger and taller blocs are constructed.

    Recreational housing is allowed and is an encouraged way for families to spend the vacations.


    (This section is for all the Geotard.png Geotards that think I support landlords.)

    Land shouldn’t be a commodity to be bought, sold or rented. The state owns all land and leases it to the people. Nobody can sell or rent their leased land to other people, it should be illegal by law.

    The leased land should be taxed based on its usage of resources, such as water, electricity, gas and anything else the government provides. If any essential resources are produced on the land (for example: electricity from water wheels or solar power), some of it should be given away to the government as a form of taxation. Small tax cuts will apply for those that do so.

    Personality + Stylistic Notes

    He is quite friendly, polite and supportive towards other balls UNLESS IT'S A PCB-Zio.png ZIONIST, especially to PCB-PanSlav.png fellow Slavs, although he can seem a bit disconnected, cold and nihilistic at times. If he doesn't agree with/like something, he might leave snarky or straight up rude remarks about it. He rarely gets angry. He may or may not be a sociopath.

    He sometimes hears the voice of his theorist () in his head, exists alongside the ideology, or even gets replaced by him in some cases. The ball of the theorist is no different from the ball of the ideology.

    Because of the fact he originates from Poland, he might sometimes misspell a word or say something in English that is barely understandable due to his accent. He often greets other balls in their own native language.

    He often hangs out with PCB-AgrarianismIcon.pngAgsoc.pngAgrnac.png any other agrarian ideologies, Strasser.pngWelfChauvin.pngHfash.pngLeftnat.png select few nationalists and Orthlen.pngSocauth.pngKhrusch.pngBundis.pngMarketsoc.png socialists he likes. He occasionally goes to church on Sunday to pray alongside Cdem.png Christian Democracy.

    His favorite brand of vodka is Extra Żytnia and he likes to drink it on occasion. He doesn't usually carry firearms, but if he has to he will either use a Soviet-made weapon (his favorite being the PPD-40) or a Polish-made P-64. Talking about his home country brings him great joy and he often hums patriotic songs.

    How To Draw

    Flag of Mikolayism
    1. Draw a ball, duh.
    2. Draw a Japanese Laurel stripe at an angle inside the ball followed by Rosso Corsa, Bright Cerulean and Eerie Black stripes respectively.
    3. Draw a sword with white outlines, fill it in with the Corn color.
    4. Draw a flag above the sword, fill the flag in with the same color.
    5. Draw the eyes.
    6. You're done!
    Color Name HEX RGB
    Japanese Laurel #046700 4, 103, 0
    Rosso Corsa #c80000 200, 0, 0
    Bright Cerulean #00b0ef 0, 176, 239
    Eerie Black #191919 25, 25, 25
    Corn #ecbd00 236, 189, 0


    Mega Yes.png Main Circle

    • PCB-PanSlav.png Slavic Nationalism - Hej, Słowianie! Moi bracia i siostry! Let's all get along once and for all!
    • Menslib.png Men's Liberation - Men have the right to be feminine! We're all equal! I shall now proceed to put on my thigh highs!
      • Menslib.png - Slayyyy!
    • Farm.png Agrarianism - Our farmers provide us with the best meat, fruit, vegetables and other things you can farm! Fresh, local and trustworthy!
    • Ecocon-gardener.png Eco-Conservatism - He gets it!
    • Leftnat.png Left-Wing Nationalism - The left? Nationalism? Heck yeah, automatically based.
    • Marketsoc.png Market Socialism - Well, what can I say? You're awesome! Capitalism is absolutely horrendous and you make it better. Thank you! Even Lenin liked you post-revolution!
    • Guildsoc.png Guild Socialism - You are also very cool!
    • Baath.png Ba'athism - You're kind of like me, but Arabic.
    • Bundis.png Bundism - די פייַנט פון מיין פייַנט איז מיין פרייַנד. איך באַגריסן איר, אידישע פרייַנד!
    • Castro.png Castroism - The USA needs to lift all embargos on Cuba. Viva la revolución!
    • Gop.png Gopnism - Witaj, Rosyjski bracie! Let's go kick some Gypsy and Jewish ass! I'm joking about the Gypsy stuff but we can still kick the Zionist!
    • Cball-Transnistria.png Transnistria - We sing glory to Transnistria, where the friendship of nations is strong!
    • Zul.png Żulizm - Basically me on New Years, Советское Игристое really made that night unforgettable.

    Yes.png Inner Circle

    • Strasser.png Strasserism - Otto! So glad to see you! You're my role model, but your modern interpretations are WAYYYY TOO MUCH on the Nazi and reactionary side. Still though, I will uphold your name and theory. Glory!
    • WelfChauvin.png Welfare Chauvinism - You're an unironic SocFash.png social fascist and I love that. Too moderate economically, but you're still a great inspiration of mine! Be more progressive, please!
    • Jaruzelski.png Jaruzelskism - Generale, podziwiam cię! You turned Poland away from totalitarian rule and introduced the so important element of democracy to our nation! But to be perfectly honest martial law was kind of cringe.
    • Khrusch.png Khrushchevism - I admire you! Stalin was indeed cringe! Your repression of religion was really bad though, but because of your agrarian policies I'll turn a blind eye to it just this once.
      • Orthlen.png - Revisionist!
        • Mikolayism Pixel.png - Oh, come on! Yes, the industrialization was useful at the time, but agriculture in general is the way to go for now. Heavy industry just doesn't work as well in the modern day. We're living the the present now, way past your prime.
          • PCB-AgrarianismIcon.png - Based!
    • Orthlen.png Leninism - Ah, Lenin! I love most of your ideas! Yes, I might be a revisionist, but I still love you.
    • Menshevik.png Menshevikism - You guys had great ideas! For real!
      • Orthlen.png WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!
        • Mikolayism Pixel.png I adapt, Lenin. That's what I do.
    • Nadzieja.png Social Nationalism - He's culturally a bit different than me and is way more interested in national sovereignty than a shared Slavic and European unity, but we get along very well.
    • PCB-Cdem.png Christian Democracy - I might not go to church that often or follow his more liberal form of democracy, but we're good friends. Plus, most farmers love him.
    • Cball-EU.png European Union - Uniting Europeans since '93! You might be a little bit too progressive at times and need MAJOR reform, but I'll get to you eventually...
    • Decel.png Decelerationism - I like to go slow, live in the moment. Let's not rush anything.
    • Bolshevism ball.png Soviet Restorationism and Cball-EastGermany.png Ostalgie - *sniff* Auferstanden aus Ruinen und der Zukunft zugewandt, laß uns dir zum Guten dienen...

    Kinda Yes.png Insiders

    • Moncom.png Monarcho-Socialism - I like where this is going.
    • Honecker.png Honeckerism - A bit of a Stalintard, but I'll let you pass. You're pretty good. Consumer Socialism is incredibly based by the way!
    • Marx-L.png Marxism-Leninism - I don't hate you, it's just that you're a little bit too left economy-wise. Also, dictatorship? Atheism? Abolish the state?! Really?! The state is the most impostant thing! You commies are crazy sometimes.
    • Nalib.png National Liberalism - One of the few good liberals.
      • Nalib.png - Dude, stop being so statist.
        • Mikolayism Pixel.png - I'm sorry, but I can't. I love the state way too much.
    • Socauth.png Social Authoritarianism - Hey, I used to be you! You tend to aim towards autocracy a lot, which is bad and you need to fix that. You're not terrible, I still like you a ton!
    • Jnaz.png Jewish-Nazism - I don't know how to feel about you. I don't think we should genocide you guys, only the Zionists deserve to be sidelined. Are you okay? We can talk about your problem if you'd like...
    • Sewersoc.png Sewer Socialism - You're very clean, but somehow you still manage to smell like shit. Doesn't mean you are. What's wrong with revolution? Why so progressive? Oh, and Stalin sucks! I agree!
    • Gorb.png Gorbachevism - I mostly like you, but you still opened the path for Yeltsin and Putin to take over, the two dumbasses that ruined Russia. That is unforgivable. I bet you could've prevented it somehow, but you didn't. A real shame. Rest in power, Gorby! You will be missed!
    • Aspergerocracy Pixel.png Aspergerocracy - Well, uh, Mikolayism Pixel.png is basically you, so I guess we're cool? I'm doing my best to distance myself from you... I'm not THAT kid anymore...

    Meh by buni.png Neutral

    • PCB-Trans.png Trans and Gay.png Gay people - You have the right to be whoever you want to be. However, don't expect the national healthcare system to cover gender change or other life scarring procedures without proper therapy and psychiatric help beforehand. I'll make sure you're making the choice 100% by your own wish and that you're sure of it. Don't expect special treatment by the way. Pride and Awareness Weeks/Months are not national holidays. Get back to work.
    • RussianWhites.png White Movement - You're likeable in some aspects, but I also don't like you. The Mensheviks were cool and nationalism rocks. The rest not so much.
    • 4chan.png 4Chan - You're a funny little guy, but sometimes you're creeping me out. A lot of my edgy side comes from you, actually.
    • Envi.png Environmentalism - I care about the environment. Every company and farm needs to follow regulations that carry expensive costs if they're disregarded, but please let me cut down this forest. We need space for a wheat field over here.
    • NWordAcc.png N-Word Accelerationism - Slurs are stupid and offensive FOR NOW, but if you succeed in your goal I'll gladly say the word more often.
    • Senatorialism.png Senatorialism - What are you? Who are you?

    Meh.png Lumpenproletariat

    • Socdem.png Social Democracy - Basically Social Authoritarianism without the authoritarianism. You're way too progressive, too much capitalism going on and not enough nationalism for my taste. Also, you're not even a true socialist. You are nothing more than a tool of the capitalist system. You killed Rosa and that's based!
    • Altrightfemboyicon.png Alt-Right Femboyism - Love-hate relationship. Why do you hate women so much?
    • Classfash.png Italian Fascism - You have good ideas. Just stop being so ultranationalist and calm down with all the right-wing stuff. Be more leftist. Be like Otto.
    • Homofash.png Homofascism - Progressive fascism. I don't know what else to say. You're okay, I guess. Just don't take inspiration from Hitler, please.
    • Sluhanarodu.png Zelenskyism - You're way better than Putin.png Putinism, but I still dislike you. How dare you compare Ukraine to Israel? Have you lost your mind?
    • Lukash.png Lukashenkoism - Stop posing as a democracy, old man! You're also one hell of a racist and autocracy is terrible. I respect the Soviet nostalgia though. Oh, and be more progressive, twat.
    • Positive Christianity.png Positive Christianity - I mean... You sound... Interesting...
    • Mansphere.png Manosphere and Pat.png Patriarchy - I might be a conservative, but you two are fucking crazy sometimes! Men should have the same rights as women, but I do believe that courts should also consider fathers more in case of separations. Men don't deserve emotional pain.

    No.png Imprisoned

    • Altr.png Alt-Right - Stop being racist and a total douchebag, then we'll be friends. I love your humor though!
    • Altl.png Alt-Lite - I like you more than Altr.png him, but you're still kind of a douche.
    • Blm.png BLM - I get what you're saying. Black lives do matter, but don't all lives matter? Aren't we all equal in the eyes of God and law? We're all human, right? It's not our fault that some people are idiots.
    • White Guilt.png White Guilt - What the fuck are you sorry for?! You have the right to be proud of who you are!
    • Transh.png Transhumanism - Look, robot arms are cool! Don't get me wrong, I think it's an awesome idea, but to chase technological progress at all cost is dangerous. I'm not scared of what the future has to offer, I'm scared of people using it for all the wrong reasons.
    • Antrans.png Technoprimitivism - Uhhh..? What the fuck??
    • Anpacf.png Anarcho-Pacifism - I like the Pacifism part of your name. Partially.
    • Annil.png Anarcho-Nihilism - I like the Nihilism part of your name. Partially.
    • Anfashf.png Anarcho-Fascism - Nice son PCB-Awaj.png you got there! Haha!
      • Anfashf.png - Finally, someone that likes me somewhat! Can you take the handcuffs off now?
        • Mikolayism Pixel.png - LMAO, no. You're still an anarchist.
    • Necon.png Neoconservatism - NATO needs to go or be replaced. Please stop calling every leftist a bad guy. Also, aren't you just Imp.png imperialism with a different coat of paint? Don't intervene in foreign countries, you make it worse for everyone 90% of the time. And stop protecting those filthy PCB-Zio.png zionists.
    • Neobert.png Neo-Libertarianism - Same reasons why I don't like you are above. I really like your flag though, dang. +10 style points!
    • Proto Mikolayism Pixel.png - Aw jeez... It's you... Our views have shifted a bit for sure. I've been a whole different person and ideology before.
    • Ormarxf.png Marxism - You claim to not be UtsocBow.png her, yet your vision of communism is very utopian. Curious.
    • UtsocBow.png Utopian Socialism - Why are you like this? The world will never be like you want it, y'know? Come, lay with me on this cold concrete floor. I'll wait 'till the crushing realisation of how unrealistic you are gets to your brain.

    Mega No.png Execution by Firing Squad

    • Stalin.png Stalinism - Wow, you fucking suck! You give Marx-L.png Marxism-Leninism a bad name! Actually, you give the ENTIRETY of communism a bad name! Shame on you, imperialist fuck!
    • NeoComBall.png Brezhnev Doctrine - You too! You got rid of Khrushchev for THIS shit?!
    • Hoxha.png Hoxhaism - You like Sralin.png him? Fuck you! I love your bunkers though!
    • Trot.png Trotskyism - Ahahhahaahhaah they killed you with an ice pick! Fuck your permanent revolution!
    • Luxem.png Trotskyism 2: Electric Boogaloo - Same thing as above. Also, funny how you're both dead.
    • Champagne Socialism.png Champagne Socialism - YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF.
    • Polpot.png Pol Potism - What the hell are you? Why are you like this? Did your father punish you severely?
    • PCB-Capital.png Capitalism - I like what Jaruzelski.png General Jaruzelski did with you. By the way, I'm watching you.
    • PCB-SJW.png SJW - How about you express pride in your nation instead of "sexuality", "genders" and "pronouns" or whatever? Also, stop comparing me to Nazi.png him!
    • Radfem.png Radical Feminism, Nazfem.png National Feminism and Mat-0.png Matriarchy - Listen up, BI-ATCH! *writes a wall of text about what true equality means and why men and women deserve the same*
    • Horshu.png Horseshoe Centrism - You don't make much sense, but at least you prove Natbol.png this guy exists!
    • Esofash.png Esoteric Fascism - Stop LARPing and snap back to reality. And take your medication, please. No, herbal medicines are NOT antipsychotics!
    • PCB-Zio.png Zionism - "Never more shall the strings of capitalism drive people of the same blood to brother wars for Jewish money!"
    • Kahan.png Kahanism - [Comment Removed]
    • Imp.png Imperialism - Absolutely disgusting. I hope you burn in the flames of hell.
    • Nazcap-Hat.png National Capitalism - No. Just... No.
    • Nazi.png National Socialism - Yeah... I'm not a big fan of you. You are awful and rotten deep inside. To the core, I'd say! So many Slavic people you took the life of... So many Jews killed by your hand... Be gone, spawn of Satan!
    • Vaushism2.png Vaushism - Shove a cactus up your ass.
    • Korwinism-Pikselart.png Korwinism - Shove a cactus up your ass.
    • Hoppef.png Hoppeanism - Fuck you too!
    • PCB-Awaj.png Anarchism - Oh, mother anarchy... I don't understand how exactly a stateless world would work, but it probably would be awful. You're a total whore by the way! I mean, look how many children you have. But I gotta admit that for your age you're still pretty though. Maybe we could..?
      • PCB-Awaj.png - You're just down bad, aren't you?
        • Mikolayism Pixel.png - N-No.......
    • Ancom.png Anarcho-Communism - Why do you hate the police?! You're the one throwing molotovs everywhere and causing chaos, they're just doing their job!
    • Bckchn.png Bookchin Communalism - Bookchin? How about I smash your dumbass chin on the fucking bookshelf? How you'd like that, funnyman? Wait, you're a fellow Anti-Indiv.png Anti-Individualist!? Based, but you're WAYYY too progressive and libertarian. Go get some trad bitches and some structure in your life.
    • Muslim 2.png Islamic Theocracy - I appreciate your culture, but you're a terrorist and extremely restrictive to women. A woman is not your property, a woman is a fellow worker and an equal.
    • Jihad.png Jihadism - OH GOD HE'S GOT A BOMB! RUN! SHOOT HIM DOWN!
    • Whitesup.png White Nationalism - No, just no. We are not better than people that have a different skin color than us. We're all the same. Go shove a cactus up your ass, you stupid prick.
    • Putin.png Putinism - That's not how a country should be run, you absolute buffoon! Stop turning Slavs against each other! I might like Russia, but I dislike you! SHAME ON YOU!
    • Chinazi.png Xi Jinping Thought - Fake socialism! Fake communist state! Die, Chinese Nazi! DIE!
    • Cball-China.png The PRC - FUCK YOUUUUU!!!!!!!
    • Neolud.png Neoluddism - You're going too far back.
    • Reactsoc.png Reactionary Socialism - Good ideas, but still too far back, you imbecile!
    • Prim.png Primal Primitivism - OH NONONONONO! TOO FAR! WAY TOO FAR! FORWARD PLEASE!
    • Sameness.png Sameness - No, this is NOT what I meant by Anti-Individualism!
    • Scientheo.png Church of Scientology - Uuuhhhh... What the fuck?! You seriously believe in a sci-fi book??
    • EndecjaPix.png Eligiusz Niewiadomski - YOU KILLED Agsoc.png NARUTOWICZ! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!
    • Bandera.png Banderaism - Moron. I have nothing else to say.
    • Trumpism.png SteveBannon.png Bidenism.png Literally any American Politician Hillary.png Obamium.png SandersBall.png - Wow. Ya' all suck. Maybe besides SandersBall.png you. You're somewhat decent. Only somewhat.

    Mikolayism's opinions on other ideologies. Please note that this is strictly ideological, and has nothing of a personal level between and the founders of the ideologies.

    Mega Yes.png Main Circle

    • Syntridem.png Syncretic Tridemism - Still one of my favourites. You're WAY too moderate, but we sure are pretty similar. You like more freedom and LVT, which sucks.
    • Uzar icon bigger.png Uzarashvilism - Yet another cool ideology. Moderate, but I do agree with you on a lot of things. We might be brothers for all I know, or I'm you but more extreme.
    • Burkinicon.png Burkinism - It feels like I'm looking into a mirror... We're pretty much the same with slight differences. Say, how about we team up one day?

    Yes.png Inner Circle

    • Firebender12345ism.png Firebenderism - You're kind of like me, but way too old-fashioned. I don't mind too much. I like you.
    • Cflski.png Celfloskism.pngCelfloskyismCflski (general).png - Your stance on abortion, gender equality, gambling and irredentism in the case of China is based. Just be more auth and less of a social georgist and you're golden!
    • ShadowShogunThought PixelSword.png ShadowShogun Thought - Very much like me, but slightly more liberal. Why are you a social georgist? Liking corporatism is fine, but guild socialism is better. Not because I like decentralisation, but because it works better with market socialism, y'know?
    • DN Adm.png - Very good, but sadly you're a geotard. I'd place you higher if you also weren't an technogaianist. That being said, I respect you a lot. You're based.

    Kinda Yes.png Insiders

    • Protoair.png Proto-Airisuism - I can tolerate you somehow, but be more leftist and auth. Your later iterations took the way down the political compass instead of up, which is the only correct way.
    • Yoda8soup.pngYoda8soup Thought - You're pretty cool. Why are you Anti-Authoritarian though? What's wrong with a little bit more security and control? Social Georgism? Eww...
    • Pierog Furry.png Pierogism - Yeah, I guess we're cool. PierogismAndMikolayism.png
    • AutisticSeparatist.png AutisticSeparatism - Pretty good overall, but you need more structure in your life.

    Meh by buni.png Neutral

    • Nourishism.png Caressism - Interesting, really interesting. You're very nice and stuff, but I dislike how multicultural you are. Wouldn't that create instability, friend? I get that safety is one of your priorities, but still, the concern is there.
    • MeriPat.png Meridian Paternalism - Good thinking. A bit too religious, decentralized and well... reactionary, I'd say and protectionism plus that gift thingy worries me a bit, but still, okay-ish thinking. I also tend to think that utopian socialism is impossible in most cases and greater scope, but because your system is decentralized and is essentially an independent community, it could actually work!
    • Oklahoman Jeffersonian Democracy.png Phelgmism (Oklahoman Jeffersonian Democracy?) - My theorist seriously can't figure out what your real ideology is. No matter how many times you say what it really is, he still has a hard time making sure that is really is that. Ideologically, you're a total enigma to me and him.
    • SocPac.png Social Pacifism - Too liberal, too progressive, utopian, a georgist and an esperantist... You're a bit lost, aren't you..? You make me want to throw up with all of your sunshines and lollipops... It's not all perfect. Please, come back to reality. You've been in the clouds for too long, it's time to get down from there on the dead, cold ground. Nothing is sacred... I love people just as you, but I also love my own nation and I want the best for it. The best way to do it is through strong leadership. Also, yes, egoism and selfish people will never prevail.
    • Paspac.png Pastel Pacifism - Same things as above. Here, let me tell you two something. Sometimes, just sometimes, you have to be a though person. You need to set the line somewhere... Yes, you two can now go back to gardening now. Enough of my lecturing about that stuff for today.
    • Jonahtangle.png Rejuvenative Hamburg Thought - Fellow socialist. Tinism is an okay-ish concept and Men's Liberation is godly, but you're way too freedom loving, want to abolish Christianity and work. Please, stop being so left culture wise. You opposing the gender star, neopronouns and other such forms of language revisionism is absolutely amazing and a good start towards being culturally right, both literally and figuratively. I swear I don't want to gas Jews. Stop looking deeper into my Anti-Zionism.

    Meh.png Lumpenproletariat

    • NSL.png Pirate Tails Ideology - Fellow progcon, but way too libertarian. You're a national liberal which I respect to an extent. Get more based and stop being a Minarcuck.png minarcuck.
    • NeoDualCom.png Conservative Fake China Fanboyism - To be perfectly honest your views on socialism and communism as a whole are not that great. You social stance is also quite terrible, but you're still a fellow leftist and I don't hate you.
    • Quarkism.png - Eh, you're not that bad, but still, all this technology stuff is making my head spin, jeez. Some of it I like, some of it I don't like. Oh, and imperialism in any form is just straight up horrible. I swear I'm not THAT gay or racist!
    • Beryism.gif Beryism - Fellow lover of regulation and nationalism. Too much of a lib and too progressive, but I don't completely hate you. I'm sure you'll like my market socialism, for I reward those who work with welfare benefits like small bonuses and extra vacation days! Isn't that great? I'm sure that will stop all those useless eaters and give more of a incentive to be productive! Also, why do you like LVT? Trust me, there's better ways of taxation.
    • LukkoismHappyBlink.gif Naked Gender Anarchism - You're going way too far when it comes to individual freedoms and progressivism. You remind me of a typical SJW, except you reject liberalism, embrace anarchy and aren't even on the compass. Your take on Israel is based and so is your support for men's liberation. I could work with you if I ever need to, I guess. You better put your fucking clothes on...

    No.png Imprisoned

    • Pixil-frame-0(16).png Reactionary-Cheesenism - ...Why? Uh, but anti-zionism and your stance on relegion is mostly based, I guess. You're just too much of a reactionary, sorry.

    Mega No.png Execution by Firing Squad

    • Anbun.png Self-Obsessed Poly-Garbageism - I don't like you. You're an anarkiddy, you focus way too much on technology, too international, your economics are horrible and you reject God plus human beings themselves. Ideologies like you will turn the world into a lawless hellscape. At least you hate capitalism and support women, those are things I can respect. By the way, want to sing leftist songs sometime? Doing it by myself kind of sucks...
    • Nastyism Icon.png Nastyism - You changed. For the worse. You're an actual Nazi now... Ugh...
    • Technototball.png Horror Incarnate - You scare me. Please, get away from me and my family. I should file a restraining order... I AM NOT JUST AS BAD AS YOU! I WILL NEVER BE![1]
    • Cyanismicon.png Quarkism But Ten Times Worse - Okay, why does every Asperger on here besides Mikolayism Pixel.png has to have some kind of a science fetish? You're taking it too far, have some compassion, jeez. You're equally as scary as the guy above.
    • MATTball.png Libtard Populism-Ultraprogressivism - Oh, shut your fucking mouth. You're a disgusting hedonist, atheist and an internationalist. How can you be proud of yourself? "Race and Ethnicity are social constructs"? Just how dumb are you? You support FLAG BURNING?! You are absolutely REVOLTING. ABORTION TOO?! I bet you support and defend those capitalistic Jews that ruin and control the economy as well despite being Anti-Zionist. Oh, wait, you already are a filthy capitalist! Defunding the police and the military will be your downfall...[2]
    • Ultro.png Normal Egoism - Disgusting egoist and intellectual. C'mon. Call me a spook. I dare you. Society was a lot better back then, don't deny the truth. Nihilism is based only in a ChritNihl.png Christian sense, to me better known as the only moral nihilism. Just don't take it too far though.
    • AshleyHere.png EGOISM: EPISODE II - ATTACK OF THE CLONES (2002) - Literally almost the same pseudo-ideology as seen above, but a girl and more of a stoner, I guess. I legitimately fail to see any differences between you two besides these. And you really think you're a socialist? Now that's funny. Without work, there is nothing, meaning no socialism. True Polish Socialism.png Clearly, you fail to understand the meaning of the word.

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    1. Based on an earlier version of the page. Also, I really don't hate you. You're based, but also extremely schizo. If I hated humanity as much as you, I'd probably be you.
    2. Will edit this later.
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