Metric Accelerationism

Metric Accelerationism
Basic Information
Aliases	Foot Tripper Yardstick Tripper SI/Acc Metric Selection Machine
Ideological Influences
Influenced by	Metricism Accelerationism Radical Democracy State Metricism (Some variants) Socialism (Some variants) Capitalism (Some variants)
Influenced	Neo-Afunhumaninterism

Metric Accelerationism, shortened to SI/Acc, is an accelerationist ideology that believes that our use of measurements must be accelerated to the point of collapse in order that the metric system may be implemented.

Metric accelerationism may or may not require a state.

How to Draw

Flag of Metric Accelerationism.

1. Draw a circle.
2. Fill it in dark blue. (#14151f)
3. Draw a cyan-colored arrow. (#14a5af)
4. Draw in white the text "10" with the exponent "n". (#ffffff)
5. Draw the eyes.

Common Strains

Left-SI/Acc

Flag of Metric Accelerationism. (Left-Wing)

A left-wing form of Metric Acceleration would most likely involve using workers, unions, and/or workers' revolutions to accelerate Imperial to its collapse. This may entail the association of Imperial with the bourgeoisie and oppression of the workers. If not, it may also involve workers only working under the condition that their workplace is fully metric, so this will most likely involve mass strikes. The collapse of the rich oppressors and the Imperial system would go hand-in-hand.

Right-SI/Acc

Flag of Metric Accelerationism. (Right-Wing)

A right-wing form of Metric Acceleration would most likely involve using market competition or even low-key Darwinism to accelerate Imperial to its collapse. This may involve the natural bankruptcy of any businesses that continue to use Imperial because of the population's demand for businesses to sell in metric. Here, the natural process of metrication is sped up by a consumer demand for metric and mass boycotts against businesses that persist in using Imperial.

Relations

Friends

• Metricism - Implement this.
• - Break down the people's faith in religion. Then, once this happens, then they'll accept whatever we feed them. Push the metric system onto the people. Then, with science and hyper-atheistic logic, promise the people a better life under the new establishment.
• Neo-Afunhumaninterism - I'm the time when you'll tell me those two words. Natural. Selection.
• Capitalism - Time for the consumers to demand metric. Then, the Imperial businesses will crumble to the invisible hand of the market.
• Socialism - STRIKE AGAINST IMPERIAL UNITS MY WILDCAT WORKERS!!
• State Metricism - Not too bad but the people are a better tool than the state in the initial stages of implementation. I could implement you if I really want

Frenemies

• Evil-Afunhumaninterism - I don't care about WWE, country music, DOOM, zippo lighters, insane levels of adultism, or any of that violence and serial killer stannery. You also take "Natural Selection" wayy too far. #CrippleTheImperialUnits
• Corporatism - Government in control of businesses? May I have your permission to confuse you with cronycap Probably okay if the government pushes Metric first.
• Corporatocracy - Excellent method of changing the government to metric. Metric special interests first. What if your government just doesn't accept your contract?

Enemies

• Anti-Metrication - I. Will. Bury. You.
• U.S. Customary Authoritarianism - WE WILL OVERTHROW YOU!!!
• Decelerationism - Stop preserving this Imperial unit scum.
• Imperial Accelerationism - We're so similar yet you're just a bunch of retards in racecars.