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    Metbolism is the ideology of PolCompBall user Muddy Mudkipz, previously known as Metbol, hence the name.

    It is an authoritarian right, capitalist, culturally conservative, semi-reactionary, isolationist nationalist, federalist and slightly environmentalist ideology with an illiberal democratic framework. Metbolism dreams of seeing America transform into a nation based off Christian moralism and traditionalism; and romanticizes societies of the past, namely from the Dark Ages and Renaissance, or some kind of pre-industrial society. Put simply, the main points of Metbolism include:

    1. A religious revival and creation of a pan-Christian nation.
    2. A return to an isolationist policy and transforming America into a more self-sufficient nation.
    3. A ruralist revolution that will eliminate urbanist woes and henceforth eliminate cultural and ecological degradation.


    Austrobert.png Economy Clib.png

    Metbolism supports a Cap.png capitalist economy. Though Metbolism may be somewhat Regulationism.png Regulationist in some areas, mostly to deal with degeneracy, Metbolism admires free unhindered trade, and thusly favors free-market ideologies such as the Austrobert.png Austrian School and Laissez-Faire.

    Property.png Property Glibr.png

    Metbolism supports GRights.png gun, land, and property ownership. The government shouldn't seize individual property except under certain criminal circumstances. Land property is based on the Lockean and Property.png Neo-Lockean principle, and ideally, land acquisition would be based on the Homestead Principle.

    Fiscon.png Taxation Antiwelf.png

    Metbolism does not think tax rates should increase and is promptly Fiscon.png Fiscally Conservative. He is not necessarily a tax abolitionist, but could do with income tax being abolished (Like seriously; being TAXED to WORK?).

    Metbolism is against Welf.png welfare. Welfare states spawn welfare leaches. Everyone should become self-sufficient.

    Metbolism also thinks being able to choose what taxes you pay is a good idea.

    World.png International Economy Protect.png

    Metbolism is not against international trade, but tariffs are important to defend America from her enemies.

    Also, no company should be given special treatment under the government. Companies can not be part of the nation, though they are welcome to coinside.

    Fed.png Government Authdem.png

    Metbolism supports a sort of illiberal representative democracy, though not necessarily Klep.png Kleptocratic, that supports Fed.png Federalism and Confess.png Confessionalism. This, however, could be more flexible at the local level.

    On the basis of privately-run Corp.png Corporations, Metbol believes they should not be deciding government policy. Likewise with a Bankocracy.png central banking power, they should not have too much power, and perhaps even be abolished.

    Natcon.png Nationalism and Culture Trad.png

    Metbolism supports Civnat.png Civic Nationalism as a basis for our country's form of nationalism, and SocialConservative.png Social Conservatism as a basis for our culture. Additional forms of nationalism Metbol supports are Natcon.png National Conservatism, RelNat.png Religious Nationalism, Econat.png Eco-Nationalism, Isolationist.png Isolationism, and a little bit of good ol' Modnat.png Patriotism. On terms of culture, Metbol also supports Cultcon.png Cultural Conservatism, Intercult.png Interculturalism and a little Reactcross.png Reactionarism.

    Metbolism thinks Mansphere.png Manosphere is semi-based, and it shaped much of his views on Fem.png Feminism, but he has a massive Incel2.png Incel problem. The only feminist wave that Metbol respects is 1WF.png First-Wave Feminism, and it just gets worse from then on.

    Antiwest.png Internationalism Anti-Globalism.png

    Metbolism is non-interventionist, so is opposed to ideologies such as Necon.png Neoconservatism and Zio.png Zionism because they keep American citizens fighting for foreign causes that otherwise shouldn't concern them. Metbolism is an Isolationism.png Isolationist and strives to see America become a more self-sufficient nation.

    Catheo.png Religion RelNat.png

    Metbolism avidly promotes Catheo.png Catholicism but it is not a state religion. He does support the idea of America becoming an all-Christian nation though, and is tolerable of various other Christian sects, especially Ortheo.png Orthodoxy.

    In a struggle to keep America a Christian Nation, Metbolism is against Muslim 2.png Islam, but moreover PagTheo.png Paganism, Neo-Paganism-icon.png Neopaganism, New Age.png New Ageism, New Atheism1.png Nihilistic Atheism and LGBTChristy.png Heretics who think Jesus's only command was "Love Thy Neighbor".

    Intercult.png Immigration Antimultcult.png

    Metbolism thinks immigration for diversity's sake is pointless and dumb. Metbolism also thinks mass-immigration is bad because they are often imported for cheap labor and contribute to rapid industrialism. Any immigrants who are accepted should ideally be Christian (preferably Catholic), speak English, be self-sufficient (or willing to be self-sufficient) and most importantly, have a high set of moral standards.

    Indiv.png Individualism Community.png

    Metbolism might appear Col.png Collectivist based on his support for Nation.png Nationalism, Conserv.png Conservatism, Religious.png Religion, Envi.png Environmentalism, ect; but he actually favors Indiv.png Individualism, especially economic individualism, however thinks a strong sense of Community.png Communitarianism is essential for any good society. In fact, one of Metbol's earliest ideologies might have been AntiCol.png Anti-Collectivism, when teachers would punish the entire class due to the fault of just one or a few students. Metbol would often refer to said teachers as "collectivist swines".

    Eccon.png Environmentalism AntiIndust.png

    Metbolism supports some level of environmental regulations such as laws against over-pollution and the prohibition of hunting endangered or threatened animals so they don't go extinct. He is also against over-industrialization / metropolization and thinks we should uphold our national parks. We should also work on removing microplastics from the ocean.

    To best counter environmental degradation, Metbolism supports small township and mass-deurbanization (TEAR DOWN THOSE CITIES WITH ARMOURED BULLDOZERS! FUCK YEAH!).

    Thoreau.png Anti-Urbanism Rural.png

    Metbolism believes urbanism is a plight to humanity. They live compacted like farm animals, and they are just generally dirty. Metbolism much prefers Rural.png Rural, Farm.png Agrarian or even suburban ways of living. Metbolism believes the spread of urbanism can be halted by thwarting the efforts of city planners and stopping over-industrialization. Metbolism also hates the modernist architecture of numerous city buildings.

    Metbolism, inspired by Thoreau.png Henry David Thoreau, thinks it would help a lot of people to live in solidarity and with nature; learning from it and taking from it what they need. One drawback to this is that this rush of settlers could lead to urbanization, so it would probably be best if most people lived suburbanly or in cities, while Anti-Natalism.png Antinatalism and/or Volcel.png voluntary celibacy could help decrease the surplus human population in time.

    Tradcon.png Bodily Autonomy Authoritarian Conservatism.png

    Metbolism's stance on bodily autonomy is very strict, and is against most forms of bodily autonomy; especially that relating to sexual liberation and LGBT. As such, things like prostitution, abortion, gender transitions, homosexual relations and plastic surgery would be illegal. Some of these would have minor exceptions, such as if half your face was blown off, plastic surgery would be permitted.

    These things could be thwarted via Policism.png Policing.

    Homophobia.png Anti-LGBT Transphobia.png

    Metbolism is a Heternaz.png Heteronationalist and wants to create LGBT-free zones as a means of countering "LGBT ideologies". This typically means that displays of public LGBT pride and the teaching of LGBT ideologies in schools is disallowed, as well as most other issues concerning the LGBT community, such as testosterone/estrogen implants or puberty blockers, and the aforementioned subjects spoken of in the Bodily Autonomy segment.

    Antifreud.png Anti-Psychiatry Bluepill.png

    Metbolism believes the state has become too reliant on drugs to treat patients, so the usage of medicine and pills to treat and help patients cope with mental illnesses such as anxiety, ADHD, depression, bipolar disorder, i-want-attention-syndrome, ect. should be radically reduced, and instead be treated with other alternatives such as therapy, religious counselling, electric shock therapy, natural oils ect.

    Furthermore, Metbolism personally feels that psychiatry is kind of shilled, and believes that some psychiatrists dish out pills or insist on further therapy sessions just to swindle some more shekles out of their patients. Not only that, but especially at times of recent, they tend to espouse some Otherk.png degenerate Trans.png ideologies too, but even Freud.png Sigmund Freud, the founder of modern phycology, dreamed of creating some sort of Sexocracy.png Sex Untopia.

    Antitransh.png Technological Progress Biocon.png

    Metbol is somewhat skeptical of technological progress, though generally accepting of it, too much automation could be harmful to society and make people lazy and un-self-sufficient, then people would be left with only meaninglessly monotonously menile jobs, and people NEED to work; not necessarily for somebody else, but for themselves. Needless too say, I am not generally for the notion that the work of man should be replaced by machines.

    Even more drastically on the note of technological progress, Metbol is highly opposed to Transh.png Transhumanism, especially that involving any sort of Smol biotranshumanism.png genetic engineering. Anyone who is a product of biological engineering should not procreate.

    Consti.png Free Speech Libcon.png

    Metbolism values free speech and thinks it is a right that should not be taken away. The American Consti.png constitution does a good job with this one, and unlike in many countries in the Eurosphere that have banned hate speech, Metbolism considers hate speech to still be free speech. Anti-blasphemy laws are still based though.

    Concerning the internet, Metbolism sees the it as more of a public domain that anyone across the world can contribute too, so he believes that the government should not sensor / put up Dengf.png firewalls and believes everyone should be able to access anything on the internet (Given they've got a computer), even if a certain website goes against our ideas; just so long as it doesn't break basic US laws.

    Ideological Summary

    • Antiurban.png Anti-Urbanization
    • AntiIndust.png Anti-Over-Industrialism
    • Anti-Inflation.png Anti-Inflation
    • Trustbust.png Anti-Corporatocracy
    • AntiCol.png Anti-Collectivist
    • Antiabort.png Anti-Abortion
    • Antisexwork.png Anti-Sex Work
    • Antidrug.png Anti-Drug Use
    • Anticommunism.png Anti-Communist
    • Antisoc.png Anti-Socialist
    • Antiantifa.png Anti-Antifa
    • Antiblm.png Anti-BLM
    • Anticovid.png Anti-COVID Mandates
    • Anti-Globalism.png Anti-Globalist
    • Antimultcult.png Anti-Mass/Illegal-Immigration
    • Antizion.png Anti-Zionist
    • Antiwest.png Anti-Interventionist
    • Antiprog.png Anti-Progressive
    • Antimultcult.png Anti-Multiculturalist
    • Antiwelf.png Anti-Welfare
    • Islamophobia.png Anti-Islam
    • Antipagan.png Anti-Pagan
    • Anti-Nih.png Anti-Nihilist
    • Homophobia.png Anti-LGBTP
    • Transphobia.png Anti-Trans
    • AntiGT.png Anti-Gender Theory
    • Antifreud.png Anti-Psychiatry (somewhat)
    • Antisjw.png Anti-SJW
    • Anti-sex.png Anti-Sexualization
    • Antitransh.png Anti-Transhumanist
    • Antifurry.png Anti-Furry

    • Antiabort.png Pro-Life
    • GRights.png Pro-Gun Rights
    • GoldStandard.png Pro-Gold Standard
    • Colonial.png Pro-Colonial Sentiment
    • Abol.png Pro-Abolitionist
    • USAPRO.png Prohibition (somewhat; socially at least)
    • Bluelivesm.png Pro-Blue
    • Volcel.png Pro-Celibacy


    Metbol is an enjoyer of the lulz and often times has a dark or morbid sense of humor that he likes to express in his works. As much as Metbolism would like to deny it, he is in fact a liberal (though distant), as Reactlib.png Reactionary Liberalism is a liberal influence of his, which makes him somewhat of an ethnically impure Polcompball if you will.

    He is arch-enemies with Inky.png Inky, who continuously bans him for his shenanigans.

    How to draw

    Flag of Metbolism
    1. Draw a ball.
    2. Draw a white Nordic cross with a black outline.
    3. Draw a thick black line cross-section within the outlines of the Nordic cross.
    4. Fill the top-left and the bottom-right quadrant deep blue.
    5. Fill the top-right and the bottom-left quadrant brown.
    6. Draw a deep red heraldic cat on the top-left quadrant.
    7. Add the eyes.

    You're done!

    Color Name HEX RGB
    Black #000000 0, 0, 0
    White #FFFFFF 255, 255, 255
    Blue #000081 0, 0, 129
    Brown #813E00 129, 62, 0
    Red #D50404 213, 4, 4


    • The black and white Nordic cross represents based things.
    • The brown coloration is a reference to Meatball icon.png meatballs, a food that has been heavily associated with Metbolism due to its name, and is also what "metbol" is a corruption of.
    • The blue coloration in addition to the heraldic red cat, is reminiscent of the Christy.png flag of Christianity, but the cross has been replaced as to not represent one particular religion.
    • The red cat is a reference to Paul the Cat, both a real cat and a cartoon character that Metbol created. It also represents Metbol's love for cats.


    Clearly the most important part of any ideology, Metbol's aesthetics include:


    Metbolism has several ideological offsprings created by other users and by himself. The first one that was created was Radmetbol.png Radical Metbolism by Neoafun.png Angrybirdstd. Other notable offspring include METBOLETTE.png Metboletteism (by Inky.png TheGhostOfInky), NEOMETBOL.png Neo-Metbolism (by me, as an April Fool's joke that went on for a month) and NordNeoMet.png Nordic Neo-Metbolism (by Anti-Deathism-icon.png OnlyDeathMayDie, which won first prize in a contest).


    Yes.png Excellent

    Kinda Yes.png Good

    • Christy.png Christian Theocracy - Christianity is the one religion I find truest, and though a theocracy sounds somewhat desirable to me, this is not what we should aim for.
    • Catheo.png Catholic Theocracy - I'm a Catholic, but same to you.
    • Orth.png Orthodox Theocracy - I'm glad to call you a Christian brother in arms.
    • Trumpism.png Trumpism - I like you for your nationalism and conservatism, despite your anti-environmental and Zionist aspects, especially during the middle of your presidency, however you seemed to go a little AWOL nearing the end of your presidency which I am not very fond of now. Like seriously bruh, are the Jews paying you small loans of a million dollars to continue their Jewish cause in the Middle East? Don't say "America First!" unless your an isolationist.
    • Bism.png Bismarckism - Uber based. Also Prussia Glory is a great musical piece.
    • Dem.png Democracy - Isn't democracy FUN?!
    • Cap.png Capitalism - Capitalism is one of the best economic systems we've got, but I recognize that there are still things more important than the state of the economy.
    • Bolsonarism - alt.png Bolsonarism - I never knew Brazil was so... based.
    • Distributist.png Distributism - My favorite left-wing ideology.
    • Ottoman.png Neo-Ottomanism - F*ck Kurdistan.
    • Paleolib.png Paleolibertarianism - The most based of all libertarians.
    • Tolkien.png Tolkienism - Probably as based as any anarchist can get!
    • Whitesup.png White Nationalism - I believe the white race is quite exceptional in its culture, history, ethics and achievements, but I don't think minorities should be treated unfairly.
    • Cultural Nationalism.png Cultural Nationalism - I'm against Multicult.png forced diversity, but I think various cultures could get along nicely.
    • Shapiroism.png Shapiroism - He pwns libtards' epic style and isn't afraid of anything
    • NixonismF.png Nixonism - You made a lot of important contributions to the environmental conservation movement and bashing on hippies was totally based. However you were a neocon who supported a prolonged and unpopular war.

    Meh.png Neutral

    • JewTheo.png Jewish Theocracy - I really don't have any hateful feelings towards Jews, even if I like to make edgy jokes about them sometimes. Heck, dear I even say the Jews were based and red-pilled.
    • Fash.png Fascism - I sometimes sympathize with you, but this is not the best way to go.
    • Christfem.png Christian Feminism - A form of feminism which arbors abortion and whoring. Wait, maybe not...
    • Colonial.png Colonialism - Many people say what you did was wrong, but i don't think ALL you did was wrong, I think you in fact did some good things.
    • Cball-Taliban.png Talibanism - Congrats on winning your rightful clay back but stay the hell where you are.
    • Bidenreich.png Bidenreichism - This actually sounds a lot more based than actual Bidenism.png Bidenism.
    • Libertarian.png Libertarianism - Being self-sufficient and not relying on the state to be your sugar daddy is good and all, but I'm not some hippie who thinks people should be able to do whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt other people.
    • Jacksonian Democracy.png Jacksonian Democracy - You are like Jeffersondem2.png Jeffersonian Democracy in a lot of ways, but you were too cruel to the natives.

    Kinda No.png Bad

    • Deepe.png Deep Ecology - Animals should have some protective rights, but they are not our equals!
    • Humanismpix.png Humanism - To think every human deserves equal rights simply because they exist is a mistake.
    • Indust.png Industrialism - Listen, I don't have a problem with increased productivity, I'd just hate to see all the beautiful nature transform into disgusting metropolis filled with tasteless modernist architecture.
    • Bidenism.png Bidenism - Even if you could have gone about it better, at least somebody pulled out of that god-forsaken Middle East.
    • Zio.png Zionism - I actually prefer Israel to most other Islamic nations, but your gonna have to start fighting on your own.
    • Hcon.png LGBT Conservatism - LGBT will never be a conservative value unless you're a native American or African.
    • File:Angtheo.png Anglican Theocracy - Your church only exists because King Henry wanted to divorce his wife, but at least your still Christians.
    • Polpot.png Pol Potism - Based Urbanism hater, but wtf dude, too far man.
    • Radfem.png Radical Feminism - Radical feminism is cringe let alone plain feminism but anti-trannyism and anti-sex work is omega based.
    • Cball-CSA.png American Confederatism - I respect your culture or whatever, I might even say I respect it more than what some of America has become, but the confederacy was a traitorous mark against the nation and slavery had to go.
    • E-Democracy.png E-Democracy - Get off your lazy ass and go to the polls.
    • GWB.png George W. Bushism - Your social views are kinda based, economic-wise, not so much. Not to mention you started that damn war in the Middle East.

    No.png Hostile

    • Soc.png Socialism - The tyranny of the idiotic and the precursor towards communism.
    • Libtard.png Liberalism - My plans will never come to fruition with you in the way.
    • World.png Globalism - In the world there is no justice, it's all a righteous face. But behind it is corruption, that infests the human race. You just keep your courage and teach it to your son. Fight for what you know is right and Troopie Boy you won!
    • Pinkcap.png Pink Capitalism - We don't need to mass produce dildos.
    • Ormarxf.png Marxism - Communism is an unrealistic goal, and history has proven it a failure. I'd still hate you no matter how "traditional" you were.
    • Ancom.png Anarcho-Communism - Not that communism or anarchism are at all desirable, but how do you expect to distribute the wealth without a state? (there is no wealth idiot)
    • Blm.png Black Lives Matter - No they don't Well, well, well... If it isn't a bunch of self-proclaimed "trained Marxists" who like to collaborate with Antifa.png Antifa and is responsible for a forming an CHAZism-icon.png Anarcho-Soviet Commune on American soil.
    • Nazi.png National Socialism - You're just evil, you really had to ruin the toothbrush mustache for everyone! But AT LEAST you lurved yuur mudkipz.
    • Gay.png LGBTism - LGBT is cringe.
    • Trans.png Transgenderism - My least favorite sect of the LGBT community. They're complete freakiziods, just like anybody who gets plastic surgery to look a Barbie doll or whatever.
    • Anqueer.png Queer Anarchism - Based department? I'd like to report a class-9 cringe.
    • White Guilt.png White Guilt - Why must you be so loathsome of your own kindred? Have a little bit of WHITE PRIDE in yourself, will ya?!
    • Jack.png Jacobinism - What ANTIFA thinks they are.
    • Transh.png Transhumanism - Transhumanism is both a stupid and unrealistic goal.
    • CHAZism-icon.png CHAZism - A real shitty movement, but it was at least lulz while it lasted.
    • PCB-Abort.png Abortionism - Abortion is evil! Only whores and decadent progressives will support you.
    • Neo-Paganism-icon.png Neo-Paganism - SUCH a CRINGE religion. Like you think Christians are crazy for putting faith in God to "solve all their problems", but you think magic rocks will solve all your problems and allow you to cast magic spells.
    • PCB-Fortnite.png Fortniteism PCB-Fortalt.png - More like go fuck yourself tonight.
    • Egoism.png Egoism - Saying that there is no such thing as an objective moral value doesn't exactly make you sound like an intellectual.
    • Iso.png Isocracy - Too many chefs spoil the broth.
    • VHMent.png Voluntary Human Extinction - How about you extinct yourself.
    • Glib.png Green Liberalism - When you mix Lib.png Liberalism with Envi.png Environmentalism, all you get is cringe environmentalism.
    • Necon.png Neoconservatism - Haven't enough of our American men died for that Middle Eastern hellhole.
    • Neobert.png Neo-Libertarianism - You're just Neocon but with more judeo-objectivist shillage.
    • Ecofem.png Ecofeminism - When my mom bought a book about you, I realized there were a lot of weird feminist ideologies.
    • Fut2.png Futurism - FUTUUUUURE!!!! FUTUUUURE!!!! FUTUUUURE!!!
    • Honecker.png Honeckerism - EAST GERMANY CRINGE!!!!
    • Totlib.png Total Liberationism - These are the types of people that stand in front of moving trucks.
    • QAnonism.png QAnonism - QAnon stands for Queers Anonymous.
    • Laicism.png Laicism - You say church and state should be separate. Nigga, the church SHOULD be the state.
    • Sparta.png Spartanism - Why would anyone want to live this way?
    • Hedonism-cloud.png Hedonism - The lowest and most depraved of all philosophy.
    • Solipsism.png Solipsism - Imagine not being able to comprehend that anything happens outside of your own mind.
    • Relativism.png Relativism - Morality is a philosophy, but true morality I don't believe is based on relativism, but eternal truths.

    Mega No.png Die

    • SJW icon.png SJW - Cry moar.
    • Antifa.png Antifa - Do you really think everyone who hates your guts is a fascist? MODERATES hate you because your the FURTHEST THING FROM FASCISM! You're anarchist! You're communists! You're queers! You're anti-heteronormative! You're anti-NORMAL! You just want to destroy all order and everything sacred for your so-called "cause".
    • Queerauth.png Queer Authoritarianism - Someone has a domination fetish.
    • Femboy.png Femboyism - All ideologies that are femboys are an instant F tier.
    • Authprog.png Authoritarian Progressivism - Rule of soy.
    • AntiMetbol.png Anti-Metbolism - You're literally my complete opposite! The only thing I like about you is your color scheme.
    • SecSat.png Atheistic Satanism - I don't care that you don't actually believe in Satan. Your farce display for religious equality and human rights is disreputable and you don't deserve any of it.
    • Satan.png Satanic Theocracy - Literal worshippers of Satan! Even worse!
    • Acidcomf.png Acid Communism - Don't do drugs, kids.
    • PagTheo.png Pagan Theocracy - Heathens? In my territorial conquest? It's more likely than you might think.

    Yes.png Excellent

    • Neoafun.png Neo-Afunhumaninterism - One of my closest friends on the Polcompball Anarchy Wiki, and his political views aren't too shabby either.
    • JoeyFloppa boo.png JoeyFloppaism - Uber based. (even though you dislike the environment)
    • Neoreb.png Neo-Rebelism - Let's ride our bikes through a forest trail oh-so gaily together, shall we?
    • Jedpill.png Jed-Pilled Thought - Based and Jed-Pilled.
    • Sajt.png Sajtireism - My trolling comrade. 1/27/2020 - NEVER FORGET. SajZeal was an hero.
    • Chimp.png Silly Chimpism - He has much of my views, but with uniquely Finnish characteristics.
    • Ali-Ism.png Ali-Ism - Perhaps the single most based ideology here on the wiki.
    • Milky.png Dylanism - Uber based conservative capitalist.
    • Chcknwngsbll.png Chcknwngs Thought - This is just really epic.
    • PCB-Krano.png Kranoterism - This one is very similar to myself actually.
    • Sadoneismf.png Sadoneism - Tomboy.png tomboys > Femboy.png femboys
    • Typicalfan2.png TypicalFan1 Thought - Alright, another guy with adequate political beliefs.
    • SomeCrusade.png SomeCrusaderism - Your ideology is rather swell.
    • ReactionaryCentrism6.png Reactionary Centrism - I agree with a lot of your ideas like anti-homo, state promotion of Catholicism, just your much more, well, reactionary. why do you call yourself a "radical centrist" anyways, there's practically nothing centrist about you.
    • Murphism-icon.png Murphism - A very neat set of ideas. I approve!
    • Natpopgreen.png Nazworth Populism - Ok, this is epic.
    • SCT.png Sílas Carrasco Thought - All sounds good to me and Sofia the First is good if you're a little girl.

    Kinda Yes.png Good

    • MinnDistIcon.png Minnesotan Distributism - This is fairly based, but gay people are an issue and drugs are bad.
    • Lpyapersonicon.png Lpyapersonism - Not a bad chap.
    • Gabduff-icon.png Gabrialduffeyism - Yes, I agree with you on almost everything (Cringe on LGBTQ issues though)
    • Systemism.png Systemism - A bit libertarian and somewhat of a SJW icon.png SJW, but not too bad.
    • Rebelism.png Rebelism - Not bad, but really meh.
    • Afun.png Afunhumaninterism - Your stances on prostitution and drug use are decadent, but the Leftunity.png left quadrants which you despise is still undesirable too; and thanks for being a pal.
    • ConSocNat.png Conservative Socialist Nationalism - Not a fan of socialism, but everything else for the most part is based.
    • Typicalfan icon.png Typicalfan1ism - Capitalism, patriotism, conservatism and democracy; I see nothing wrong with this, but please leave the USA alone.
    • Typicalfan.png Neo-Typicalfan1ism - Like the guy above but doesn't want to invade the US.
    • WoFIcon.png Waffleofthefuturism - BASED. But I'm not exactly a fan of this military rule.
    • ONL.png One Nation Libertarianism - This is quite epic too. but naturism? Kinda cringe though.
    • Pixil-frame-0(16).png Reactionary-Cheesenism - Culturally and economically based, but a little too authoritarian for my liking. Fascism isn't exactly my mix either.
    • Xivanism1.png Xivanism - I know I call myself illiberal, but you're a little too illiberal even for me, but other than that, you are very based.
    • Second Addycakesball Thought icon.png Second Addycakesball Thought - Mostly all good takes in my opinion (except for that obvious one).
    • Ronwelltarianism icon.png Ronwelltarianism - You're non-interventionism, ant-abortionism, anti-surveillance, gun rights, ect; are all very nice. This talk about how kids should participate in Pride Month and Drag Queen Story Time is is cutting it real close however.

    Meh.png Neutral

    Kinda No.png Bad

    • Shaggerism-icon.png Shaggerism - Total LARP. kind of based though.
    • Fiat.png F.I.A.T - Sounds like shit to be honest, but your social views and knowledge on authoritarianism is neat.
    • AntiAntiCent.png Anti-Anti-Centrism - You're not based. You're only here because your creator asked me to include you.
    • Nazcaptransh.png Heinrich-Cheungism - I'm not a fan of your Aryanism, immorality, state Shinto and weeaboo culture. The only good thing about you is that you're capitalist, really - and I guess the Prusso-Germanic aesthetics are kind of based.
    • Admiralism Icon.png Admiralism Admiralism alt icon.png - Some of your ideas are okay, but I am not admiral of the full picture.
    • Waspicon.png Waspism - P*nsexual.
    • XT.png XarTario Thought - None of this seems very good to me, but at least you seem to be a fellow Super Mario fan.
    • Silasf.png Silasism - I disagree with most of your points, but I guess it's not the worst thing I've seen on this wiki.

    No.png Hostile

    • Oiboioiismicon.png Oiboioiism - Extremely based socially, but much too extreme, larpy and transhumanist.
    • Plend-icon.png Plenderplarism - This is even worse than Analtru.png Anarcho-Altruism; yet again, I'm pretty sure this was meant to be dystopian.
    • Overb.png Overbism - AlternativeHuman93? More like Alternative life-style.
    • Budutsoc.png BAUMS - Supports "anarcho-homonationalism with market-syndicalism" and we can't be having that.
    • Potashism.png Potashism - Smoov brain.
    • Gnosticesofash.png Hydra'ism - Esoteric Nazi weirdo.
    • Neo-Hydraism-Icon.png Neo-Hydra'ism - This is Hydra post-Buffalo shooting. Martha spoke to him too!
    • Dodo220icon.png Dodobird220ism - Frikken alt-left red fascist.
    • Neoxothel.png Neoxothelism - Robotic gay environmentalist. Why am I not surprised to see these together.
    • Yoda8soup.png Yoda8soup Thought - May the force be AGAINST you.
    • OwfBall.png Owfism - When will a based person tell me to add them to my relations tab?
    • Quarkism.svg Quarkism - Called me wicked, but little does he know "wicked" means "awesome" where I come from. Also, you're a tranny-loving Reddit atheist, albeit not ALL your ideas are bad, though they simply aren't enough to redeem your ideology in my eyes. You can throw-up blood and contemplate suicide now, my supreme gentleman.

    Mega No.png Die

    • Oofitism.png Oofitism - I'm the whole reason this page exists, but damm, this is cringe.
    • Kill it with fire.gifPCB-Airisu.png Airisuism - The cringier follow-up for Oofitism. You're not living in an anime world, cat boys will never be real! Also, Floppa.png Big Floppa is NOT an AnSynd.png Anarcho-Syndicalist, he's a Neolud.png Neoluddite with Gamer.png Gamerist characteristics.
    • Analtru.png Anarcho-Altruism - The idea of everyone sharing a digital mind is nightmarish, and there is nothing natural about the unrestricted transfiguration of the human body and dopamine infusion implied by your mind technology. There is no beauty in this reality, just a shillen perversion of collectivism from the idealist minds who want to become what they were never meant to be. By far one of my least preferable self-insert ideologies on the wiki.
    • Kill it with fire.gifKirakween.png Kurwa Kween Thought - Boys, we found it; A self-insert ideology more cringe than Airisu.png Airisuism.
    • Samikakoism ball.png Samikakoism - gkys oofit reskin.
    • Kill it with fire.gifHamburger.png Rejuvenative Hamburg thought - KILL IT WITH FIRE AHAHAHAHA!
    • Kill it with fire.gifNeoAlphadonialism.png Neo Alphadonialism - Well this is extremely gay. OMEGA FAGGOTRY!!!!!