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    In the aftermath of the Gamer War bringing an end to all non-gamer life, the world was in chaos.

    When the dust began to settle the world was never the same. Now the world remains fractured not into formal nation states but into rival factions, each with their own history, goals, culture, etc. The Post-Gamer War Era has begun, and the world must brace itself.

    Prelude

    Many of the details behind the Gamer War are lost to time, but the story has been pieced together by myths and legends across the world.

    It all started with the presidency of Joe Biden, and his subsequent demise. Tensions had been boiling in the nation for years and they came to a head when Kamala Harris gained the leadership role, soon The Gamer Revolt Began. The Gamers overwhelmed the United States forced led by Jeb Bush who had been declared the Emperor of Mankind.

    After the gamers conquered America, they took control of its nuclear arsenal. Soon all of civilization was destroyed in the hellfire, and nuclear winter began. But to save the world from its unfortunate fate, Jeb Bush sacrificed his life to undo the events of the nuclear war and earth was restored to its pure form.

    But the lives taken could not be restored, and the civilizations of the world were unable repair themselves. The gamers had rose up, but at what cost?

    The Church of the Scunt

    Before the Gamer War, the Church of the Scunt was a large community of TF2 players who pledged to an ironic Scout themed religion, this would soon change once Jeb Bush began his miracles, the Church began to slowly become attached to the Gamer Movement. And a small few would believe in its beliefs unironically.

    When the world was consumed by hellfire and then restored by the emperor the Unironics and a few of the other members had survived, it was a miracle. A blessing from the God Emperor. Thankful for their lives many members banded together and formed a small commune, over the next through years the faith would expand and give hope to thousands.

    Valve may have left TF2 to die. Bit would be revived as not a game, but a way of life, and a force to be reckoned with.

    Let their Holy Crusade christen the world with not words, but fire and war!

    Highertower

    The Church of Scunt revolve around their capital, Hightower.

    Hightower was constructed by the last members of the Church of Scunt, the vertical metropolis barely resembles the TF2 map as the entire city is 515 Kilometers (320 Miles) Wide and 638 Meters (2093 Feet) tall.

    At the very top of the city lies the seat of the Government.

    The Government

    The government is ruled by 9 Representatives of each of the Castes, they make up the Senate. The God King however has the final say in everything, as he is descendant of the original Scout voice actor.

    The state exerts absolute power over all of its inhabitants, and every decree made by it is the word of the Holy Scunt.

    Caste System

    • The Scouts: The Descendants of the original members, they hold government and military positions and usually partake in religious ceremonies.
    • The Spy’s: Descendants of the original members, however they were descendant from the ironic members who later converted. They act as your run of the mill aristocracy, while also making up the lesser clergy.
    • The Medic: This caste is those who are not from a pure bloodline but instead have proven themselves in the medical industry, they are the only ones allowed to marry outside of their caste so that the masses may get a “Medic Girlfriend”.
    • The Snipers: A group of elite defense forces who descend from those who fought in the First Scunt Crusade.
    • The Pyros: A group of Pyromancers who were blessed by the Church.
    • The Demomen: These ones make up the generals and teachers of the Church.
    • The Heavy: The soldiers of the Church. Anyone can become a heavy. Some heavies can retire into the Medic caste becoming a Hoovy.
    • The Engineers: The craftsmen and merchants of the Church.
    • The Soldiers: The worst of the worst, people who can only be minimal servants and light infantry.

    The Hordes

    A Memetic Agent was hidden inside of Twitch, undetected for years. A coalition of power hungry women created Twitch channels and gave their streams A memetic agent that would turn its users into undead servants known as Nolives when the time came. When America fell apart, the Hordes were unleashed and wreaked havoc upon the world. One of the many miracles of Jeb Bush was him using his blessing to cure the hordes, leaving only the most depraved of Twitch Users to remain as Nolives.

    Twitch had been destroyed during the civil war, but the Horde remains. To feast upon the flesh of the living. And they have returns even more powerful than before.

    Types of Nolives

    • Wraiths: are those who were decent human being in life but have been assimilated into the hordes.
    • Revenants: are Nolives who were edgelords in life and now enact revenge upon those who mildly inconvenience them.
    • Coomers: are Nolives who were Coomers in life and now take the form of Winged Drones who only exist to impregnate and defend the queens.
    • Queens: are Nolives who were E-Girls in life and now give birth to The Spawn while also commanding the horde with their psychic Hive-Mind.
    • The Spawn: are nolives who were never human, instead being born to the Queens. They vary greatly depending on the need.
    • Soldiers: are Spawn who are large and powerful. They defend the horde and lead invasions.

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