Lipostocracy is an ideology ruled by the fattest. They advocate and encourage obesity for those in this society. A census is recorded every year to check each one's weight, body index, ect.. Those that are fatter than the leader will become leader. If two or more are fatter, then the fatter of the bunch will be chosen as leader.
Personality and behavior
Lipostocracy is very gluttonous and is either eating something, or looking for something to eat. He will frequently pull out a "snack" that could feed a medium sized family, usually while waiting for his order at whatever fast food restaurant he's at. Despite this, he usually turns his nose up at food such as fruits or vegetables, claiming them to be "rabbit food" and "unfit for a big strong American man like me".
Lipostocracy is so fat, he couldn't move, but he gets around places in a cart, which will collapse under Lipostocracy's weight eventually when he becomes fat enough. Lipostocracy has a passion for fast food and watching mukbang videos.
Lipostocracy is a ball portrayed as the sin of gluttony, as it eats so much to continuously get fatter.
Also likes diet soda.
Praxis
- Gain as much weight as possible (your end goal should be no less than 180kgs (~400 lbs))
- Acquire mobility scooter
- Go to Walmart
- Yell at staff because you can't get through the aisles
Practitioners
- Honey Boo-Boo
- Chris-Chan
- William Howard Taft
- Ba-Ba
- CaseOh
- Redditors
- The King who "ate himself to death"
- Twitter Users
- Discord Mods
- /b/tards
- Big Smoke
- Ricarda Lang
- Jabba the Hutt
- Fat Albert
- Polpo
- Dee Dee
Your mom- Uncle Iroh
- Moviebob
- Tarrare (Failed Lipostocrat)
- Donald Trump
- Kim Jong-un
- Chris Christie
- That Guy (especially when he's the DM)
- Legbeard feminists
- League of Legends players
- Most gamers
- The humans in Wall-E
- Nikocado Avocado
- The population of Nauru
- Owen from Total Drama
- Spongy from BFDI
- Memedroid users
- Most fat fetish/weight gain artists on DeviantArt
- Eric Cartman
- Richard Watterson
- Peter Griffin
- Homer Simpson
- Most Americans
- Coach from Left 4 Dead 2
- The Mayor from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
- Tubba and Bubba from Drawn to Life
- "Big" Jack Horner from Puss in Boots
- Most Cops
- Most SJWs
- Most Alt-Righters
- Most r/atheism users
- Most short people (short people can't gain much weight without getting fat)
- The Heart Attack Grill
- McDonald's
- Capitalists according to leftists (I guess they have a point)
- Hermann Göering
- Most modern-day communists
- Hermann Göring
- Wilson Fisk/Kingpin
Anybody or group I dislike.
How to Draw
- Draw a large, wide ball with a flat stop at the bottom.
- Fill in with white.
- Draw 2 yellow dexters on each side.
- Draw a yellow burger symbol.
- Draw in the eyes.
- Draw in the cheek lines.
- Optional: Draw a size large McDonalds cup.
You're done!
Relationships
Friends
- Capitalism - Without you I would have no praxis
- Double Cheeseburger - Deliciously good
- Crabbyism - Mmmmm..... Crabby
- Cheese - Boy I do love me some cheese!
- Mushroom Model - Mmmmm...... Mushrooms
- File:Lamuellaicon.png Lamuella Model File:Sandwitch-removebg-preview (2).png - Yum, Sandwiches!
- Trumpism - Fellow lover of Macdonalds.
- 'Muricanism - The land of the fastfood!
- DeviantArtism - Draw me like one of your French girls.
- McDonaldsism - I'm lovin' it!
- Taco Neoliberalism - Mmmm! Tacos!
Frenemies
- Vegan Apoliticism - Burgers, sure. But, soy burgers?
- Cummiest-Pieism - I don't know if it would be right for me to eat you, but a big boy's gotta eat I guess.
- Lipsoc - I like your gluttony, but why not the proles too!
- Burgerdian System - OMG it looks so delicious and kawaii! but it keeps giving me a funny look.
- Corn - The only things you're good for is Tortillas, Nachos and Cheetos
- Femboyism - I am NOT obese! cute and wholesome chubby femboy looking for a dom bf hmu here's a pic of me~ uwu
- Marxism-Leninism -
[Communism no food jok-Wait, calories per person-day was higher in the USSR than in the USA[1] for over 20 years? BASED! - Juche - Kim Jong-un is a big man, but your people don't look as fat as you.
- Giantocracy - Super big, like me!
WAIT, DO YOU EXERCISE?!!! - Cannibalism Legalization - I mean, human meat does have a lot of calories.
Enemies
- Cherryism - Rabbit food
- Sexocracy - Make Lunch, not love that's my motto
- Mellontikofagitoism - Why don't you like Fast Food?
- Malthusocracy - You stick trying to make me eat a salad?
At least I can snap sticks in half - Veganarchism - I WANT MY FUCKIN CHEESE BURGER!!
- Anarcho-Sports - Stop forcing me to exercise! I want to eat!
- Stalinism - [Communism no food joke Num. 5169]
- Communism No Foodism - [Communism no food joke Num. 5170]
- Satoserism - Why do you hate me so much?
- Burgundian System - You too?
- Dwarfocracy - Oh look, I was sitting on some food. Don't mind if I... Wait. You're not food?
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