LGBT Zionism, or Rainbow Zionism or Gay Zionism, is an extremely progressive, and otherwise non-quadrant, zionist ideology with LGBT rights as a core principal; it believes in lgbt more strongly than it does zionism at times.
Aside from believing in both extreme progress and a Jewish state, it may also believe both goals are mutual to one another and that a Jewish state would lead to extreme progress, LGBT rights, and total sexual liberation.
- Fordism - Me plus pinkcap equals you.
- Zionism - ISREAL DA BEST!
- Bi-Bibism - Even better than normal Bibism.
- Reformed Jewish Theocracy - Lord Yahweh loves us.
- Pink Capitalism - My favorite capitalist.
- Pink Socialism - My favorite socialist.
- Jewish Transhumanism - Let's get bigger noses! For fun later ;)
- Lipstick Kahanism - My crazier, lesbian counterpart.
- Illuminatism - You want gay jews to take over the world, but I just want to stay in Israel.
You're totally based
- Jewish Theocracy - Stop calling me a sodomite plz. You know that I'm at least cool with you circumsizing kids with you mouth.
- Queer Nationalism - Not everyone in Israel is gay, but we have a high percent of them if that's worth anything.
- Paleoconservatism - You hate Israel. You hate gay. You are a BIGOT!
- Jihadism - Only allows gay anal sex with people of their own sect! BIGOT!
- National Socialism - You tried to kill all the jews and gays, and now we populate Germany!
- National Capitalism - Yeah, bolshevism is a gay jewish agenda. Keep crying (;
- Bear Ba'athism - My
cuteArch-Nemesis! I WILL win!!! (Do you want to grab a coffee later?)