Klutchyism, or the Klutchy Kingdom Model, is the ideology of King Klutchy and the political model of the Klutchy Kingdom which he rules over. King Klutchy is a monarch with absolute power and is meant to be the complete amalgamation of evil. He is usually secluded inside the hellish valley that is the Klutchy Kingdom, but he does have plans for world domination and has been seen to use interdimensional transportation in order to acquire rare technology and materials.
King Klutchy has many minions, such as handsome devils, spikies, floating orbs, and many more, but his closest companion is a light blue floating orb named Charles (referred to as Orbit in later stories).
History
King Klutchy first appeared in the severely under finished Extreme Action: Inside Story, where he inhaled a stickman who's mission it was to then escape and defeat the evil King Klutchy.
In later appearances, King Klutchy was the arch-nemesis of a stickman named "Man" (later changed to Manny; I know, very creative) who wore a bowler hat. Manny lived on top of a cliff situated just over the hellish valley that is the Klutchy Kingdom, and King Klutchy hated him for some reason. King Klutchy had many minions as well that were originally enemies from Extreme Action.
In a Tomodachi Life save file, King Klutchy had two parents named Ms. and Mr. Klutcherson. They were not very much like King Klutchy and seemed like kind normal people.
In what what is called the Family Stories, King Klutchy fisrt appears in This Story is Weird: Part 1?, where he is trying to build a portal to no avail, however, as pointed out by Orbit, there is a portal located on the portal indicator, so they conclude that the portal must have spawned on a lower level within there castle, So they hurry down many flights of stairs until they reach the basement and they see a scientist who was borrowing their basement to create a portal of his own. King Klutchy defeats him in combat and enters the portal. He is quickly chased down and beat up by broccoli demons, so he tells Orbit to go on without him. Orbit returns after some bullshit happened and Klutchy wakes up just in time for Orbit to tell him that the portal has closed, so Klutchy begins trying to build a portal again and succeeds this time.
In Plants vs Aliens, a stupid little boy accidentally discovers a secret underground laboratory base and frees all their aliens because he feels bad for them. The aliens begin to create chaos and the guards can't put them down, made worse by the chloronite tanks that were smashed which made all the experimental plants grow to unmeasurable heights. At the end, King Klutchy came by riding in his levitant castle and captured all the aliens with a beam. He then made a deal with the organization and demanded that they hand over all their remaining chloronite or else he'd release their aliens again.
Personality
King Klutchy is part zombie, part vampire and part demon, he is the perfect amalgamation of pure evil; and according to Urban Dictionary, a "klutchy" is a dumb fuck who needs the shit beat out of them with a golf club.
How to draw
Tower design
- Draw a rectangle.
- Fill it dark red.
- Add the eyes.
- Draw a black (or dark grey) orb with 2 floating hands holding a tower over itself.
Optional:
- Give it a black torn-up hooded cape knotted together with a gold emblem with a red ruby in the center.
- Give it a leather belt with a sheath fitted for a katana.
You're done!
Evil face design
- Draw a ball.
- Fill it dark red.
- Draw two black or dark grey dots with a crooked grin (similar to a jack-o-lantern).
Optional:
- Give it a black torn-up hooded cape knotted together with a gold emblem with a red ruby in the center.
- Give it a leather belt with a sheath fitted for a katana.
Gallery
Concept Art of King Klutchy.
Old drawing of King Klutchy's Castle.
Can you fing the Klutchy Kingdom banner among these flags?
King Klutchy contructs a portal.
King Klutchy's badass castle from Plants vs Aliens.
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