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    "I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you."


    Khanism is an ideology based on the beliefs and actions of Genghis Khan and the Mongol Empire. Despite many crude characterizations of its beliefs, in reality, Khanism does not fit strictly into any one ideological label, as it could be fairly characterized as both absolutist and republican, imperialist and nomadic, theocratic and secular, genocidal and multicultural.

    Generally though, its defining features were its widespread imperialism, nomadic lifestyle, tolerant attitude towards other groups, and traditionalist authoritarianism. Landing it somewhere in the category of Auth-Right.

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    How to Draw

    1. Draw a ball and color it blue.
    2. On the ball, draw a white circle
    3. Below the white circle, draw a crescent moon facing upward
    4. Above the white circle, draw a small white flame
    5. Draw the eyes.
    6. Optionally, draw a metal helmet with brown horse hair on top.

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    Relationships

    ХОРД (THE HORDE)

    • Imperialism - I’m literally the biggest Empire in history! Ignore Britain
    • Nomadism - Reject buildings, return to yurt.
    • Sexocracy - MORE CONCUBINES
    • Elective Monarchism - LITERALLY ME! You did cost me Western Europe tho…
    • Secularism - “We Mongols believe in one God, by Whom we live and die. But just as God gave different fingers to the hand, so has He given different ways to men.”
    • Populism - Hey poor people, you like not paying taxes? That was me.
    • Peasants' Republicanism - Is that you Nevsky?
    • Legalism - The rioting needs to fucking stop! If that means my armies mowing down dipshit raiders that think they can torch buildings at 10 PM, at this point they have my fucking blessing. Holy shit, this shit needs to stop. It needed to stop a long time ago.
    • Voluntary Genocide - Maybe you should have thought about your children before you decided to literally shoot the messenger. Not cool man.
    • Pragmatism - You don’t conquer the known world without making a few compromises.
    • Universal Monarchism - If any of you will shoot his Khan, here I am.
    • Kritarchy - Holy fuck standardizing this legal system is such a bureaucratic nightmare.
    • Chinese Theocracy - Mandate of Heaven moment. What do you mean I lost my mandate in 1368 and the Ming takeover is justified?
    • Meritocracy - The elders can complain all they want, I don’t care what version of god you follow, what piece of earth you were born on, what language you speak, or the color of your skin. If you give me loyalty and competency, you will go far.

    Татвар эмс (Concubines)

    • Feminism - Alright shut up about all the concubines and raping, don’t you know I literally banned the sale of Women as one of my first acts as Mongol Emperor?! I’m literally one of you! Now please be my concubine.
    • Islamic Theocracy - Imagine not embracing your true god Tengri lmfao. I’ll still tolerate you tho.
      • *later* Three out of four ain't bad.
    • Christian Theocracy - Imagine not embracing your true god Tengri lmfao. I’ll still tolerate you tho.
    • Asian Supremacism - Wtf is an Asian?
    • Traditionalism - We are all children of the steppe, but eventually we must grow up.
    • Enlightenment Thought - You hate the aristocracy? Based. You think leaders should be elected? Based. You believe in religious and ethnic toleration? Based. You support meritocracy? Based. You like decentralized governments? Based. You support democracy, human rights, and the right to self-determination? You’ve lost me.

    Ирээдүйн нутаг дэвсгэр (Future Territory)

    • Thalassocracy - FUCK BOATS, ALL MY HOMIES HATE BOATS.
    • Japanese Feudalism - FUCK WIND, ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE WIND.
    • Totalitarianism - One man doesn’t build an empire. A wise khan delegates work and takes criticism with humility. We all have weaknesses, and trying to pretend you don’t just gives you another even bigger one.
    • Aristocracy - YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD KILL ME?! If only you lazy worthless assholes were willing to stop being petty as shit for one second, I wouldn’t have had to put you all underground. I miss you brother…
    • White Nationalism - Oh, you think I’m the barbarian? Alright buddy, think what you want, just remember to pay your tribute.
    • Separatism - STOP BROTHERS! DON’T DESTROY WHAT WE’VE BUILT!!!
    • Bourbonism - You want me to join you in a crusade against the Muslims? How about I ghost you for four months and then tell you to go fuck yourself?
    • Kraterocracy - STOP SHOOTING THE MESSENGER

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