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    Chapter Zero: A Strange Deal

    PCB-Jedpill.png Jed and PCB-MinnDistIcon.png Sam are alone together in a dingy warehouse, the only lighting coming from a bare lightbulb above them, moonlight from the windows, and a lit cigarette in Sam's mouth
    PCB-Mdstoryicon5.png - Ugh, this bastard is past schedule by an hour.
    PCB-Jpstoryicon1.png - I told you, man. The guy's a dud. Let's go
    Jed gets up and begins to head for the exit
    PCB-Mdstoryicon5.png - Five more minutes, please, just-
    PCB-Jpstoryicon6.png - That's what you've been saying for the past hour. No. I'm going back home to get some sleep.
    PCB-Mdstoryicon6.png - Jed, c'mon he's gonna show!
    PCB-Jpstoryicon6.png - I don't give a shit if he's "gonna show", he said he'd show a fucking hour ago! Wait on a dead man all you want, but I'm-
    As their argument reaches a crescendo, the doors of the warehouse burst open, and a shadowy figure appears, not stepping into the light
    PCB-Mdstoryicon6.png - See?! I told you he was coming!
    PCB-Shadowyfigurestory.png - hεllo gȅͩ̓nt͓̟̮̯̗lεmeη. i αpρolog̲͔ize for mγ tдrdinεss. i ɧαve thε items̿̍͑ͯ yΘu seek.
    The figure reaches into something obscured by the shadows and leaves on the ground a small stone with a glowing cyan rune in the center
    PCB-Stone of Antiquity.png
    PCB-Shadowyfigurestory.png - i wɨsh i ¢ould stαγ lσnger, but thεre αre things to which i musτ ατtεπd
    The figure then slowly backs out into the night until he is no longer visible
    Sam and Jed both stare at each other dumbfounded for some time after the figure has left. Eventually they regain their composure and begin to speak
    PCB-Mdstoryicon2.png - Well, I guess that's it. Should we go... should we even touch it?
    PCB-Jpstoryicon2.png - I mean, we didn't wait 7 hours for nothing. I'll get it.
    PCB-MinnDistIcon.png - If you think it's a good idea
    Jed grabs the stone and a blinding white flash fills the room, leaving him glowing several seconds after the flash is gone
    PCB-Mdstoryicon2.png - Holy shit, Jed! Are you alright?!

    End of Chapter Zero

    Intermission


    Jed-Pilled Feudalism is a PCB-Feud.png Feudalist, PCB-Abmon.png Authoritarian, and PCB-Reactsoc.png Reactionary ideology placed within the far left of the authright quadrant. He believes that society should return to medieval tradition as Feudalism is the optimal system for maintaining decentralization and traditional family values

    History

    Jed-Pilled Feudalism was formed as a result of touching a PCB-Stone of Antiquity Pixel Art.png mysterious stone purchased for unknown reasons by PCB-MinnDistIcon.png his uncle.

    Beliefs

    PCB-Reactsoc.png Economic Positions PCB-Feud.png

    Jed-Pilled Feudalism believes in a reactionary socialist economy with a strong emphasis on feudal elements, he believes in decentralized ownership and has a strong preference for the guild system over other types of economic organization.

    PCB-Antiquitism.png Cultural and Societal Positions PCB-Christy.png

    Similarly to his normal form, Jed-Pilled Feudalism is rather traditionalist in his beliefs, although in this case enough to reach outside of the compass. He believes that all Christian traditions going as back to the first churches must be preserved.

    He also has a strong dislike of anything considered even loosely degenerative, including but not limited to PCB-Gay.png homosexuality, PCB-Trans.png transgenderism, PCB-Abort.png abortion, PCB-Sexocracy.png adultery, etc. He believes society has the right and responsibility to ostracize individuals who participate in such acts.

    PCB-Abmon.png Governmental Positions PCB-Sec.png

    Jed-Pilled Feudalism believes in an Abmon.png Absolute Monarchy wherein the monarch has the right to make any changes in government that he wishes, however, the central government controlled by the monarch would not do particularly much, and instead land and lawmaking would be under the control of nobility.

    Personality and Behaviour

    Jed-Pilled Feudalism acts like a medieval LARPer version of PCB-Jedpill.png Jed-Pilled Thought.

    Stylistic Notes

    I used Lingojam's English to Shakespearean translator for relationships

    Relationships

    Brethren

    • PCB-Jedpill.png Jed-Pilled Thought - I wast bas'd but i did need to embrace the antiquity
    • PCB-MinnDistIcon.png Minnesotan Distributism - A most wondrous ally in the hurlyburly 'gainst progressivism, but that gent wilt did rid himself of degen'racy
    • PCB-Stone of Antiquity Pixel Art.png The Stone of Antiquity - Bas'd rock!

    Potential Brethren

    • PCB-Fash.png Fascism - While thee has't some valorous ideas, thee wanteth not a real returneth to traditional times

    Foes

    • PCB-PROG.png Progressivism - Thee has't ruin'd mod'rn society! i dare thee to a duel!

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