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Inexistent Ideology or Inexistent Userism is a authoritarian, economically far-left, transhumanist ideology representing the political views of Inexistent-User. The cultural views of this ideology can be controversial, some could interpret him as culturally conservative, progressive, or somewhere down the middle. He has been found to be hostile against capitalist, liberal, and anarchist ideologies, along with every ideology in the LibRight section of the political compass.
So... You made it here after all. Well then, we got lots to discuss. First, I must congratulate you for actually bothering to scroll down here with the intention to read this. But then again, you're supposed to do that. This is politics we're talking about. Anyways, that was your congratulation, now I'm going to congratulate myself for actually bothering to type this shit. Yes, I'm lazier than a Post-Leftist. But hey, at least you're not reading about the views of this mf which was me a couple years ago. Alright, I rambled on for long enough. Lets get to my "beliefs", shall we?
Quick Tips On How To Install This Ideology
Yeah sure, many self-inserts will probably never be installed IRL, but lets hypothesize. We have to options, a revolution, or we try to reform the system. Although we should spill the minimum amount of blood, revolution is the true option in this scenario. Reform can easily be overruled, and would only give short-term benefits. Send them to the guillotine or whatever, just get the job done. Besides, socialism was always sort of a revolutionary concept anyways.
Wait, Did You Say SOCIALISM?!?!!
If you think you read incorrectly, try reading again. If you read correctly and hate it, I recommend pressing Ctrl-W on your computer. Got it? Alright, lets continue. To put it the most simply, I believe Capitalism has been a blight on society. “Wait, but why capitalism bad?” You might ask. And to that, I say: Bruh. And then I would probably rant about poverty, the anti-environmentalism that will get ALL OF US FUCKING KILLED (more on that later), and hardline capitalism and failed economic “miracles” degrading countries, such as my own. But lets save the rambling for another time.
Something About Economics, I Guess
Oh wait, I never did specify on socialism, did I? Better late than never I guess. Long story short, I advocate for state socialism. Now, fellow leftists on this wiki, save your groans. I am aware of the stagnation and bureaucracy that comes with state socialism. The stagnation part could be fixed with the planning of experts, but the bureaucracy? There would need to be a correct balance of local planning of councils or guilds even, and central planning from the state. It would be like some synthesis of socialism and corporatism, if that makes sense. Hopefully I didn’t make too many changes- oh fuck, now the left communists are probably after me.
What The Fuck is a Democracy?
I dunno, sounds like a stupid system where the people would "vote", or choose a leader. But that would never happen, right? Surely people care more about strong leadership than having the choice to choose. I sure hope that this "democracy" or whatever isn't a part of the status quo- oh wait... Ok, in all seriousness, you probably know I am against the concept of democracy by now. What we need is a strong government that does not fuck around, and a technocratic council to run it. The technocrats will be chosen off of qualifications and a test, and anyone can become one if they have the merit and the skill.
Fuck You, Obey The Law
The party would like to remind you that criminals are cringe. Ok, but seriously, crime is crime for a reason and prisons should exist. The system shall be punitive, but the prisoners should be educated on the consequences of their actions to minimize chances of a second incarceration. However, the most irredeemable crimes such as first degree murder and rape brings you a free trip to the graveyard via death penalty. I also see life sentences as unnecessary as they are expensive to maintain, and spending life in prison is pretty much the same as killing somebody. And the judicial system? Don’t have the jury be a bunch of random people.
Hug a Tree or Say Goodbye to Your Knees
Alright. Now, lets talk about the elephant in the room, and the fate of actual elephants if you think about it. The environment. First of all, WE SHOULD ALL BE FUCKING ASHAMED OF OURSELVES. Humanity has endured through plagues, war, and famine, only to be killed off in the next few decades because some fat fucks at the top of the caste system wanted MoAr MoNeY. And worse, we didn't even do anything about it, and only started giving a shit because climate change is AT OUR DOORSTEP AT THIS POINT. No more. Its time we ACTUALLY start to take this seriously, instead of putting our trusts in bullshit climate accords and corporations claiming to go green when they caused the problem in the first place.
When you think of socialism, you probably think about industrialism, or agrarianism in some cases. However, those two systems are outdated at this point. I mean, sure, we will still need factories so we don't have to rely on outsourcing (although we should find a way to make them green), and farms are obviously needed to feed a nation (though lets find a way to make them more size-efficient). But its the 21st century now, and we must embrace post-industrialism, information technology, and automation of industry. Yeah yeah, I know you're about to ask what is the point of automation since socialism is literally about the working class. To that, I say we let robots gradually take over the blue-collar jobs, so more people can pursue education. And besides, automation likely requires maintenance, so do that if you don't want to go to school.
The Future is Now, Old Man
Speaking of automation, primitivism is retarded and we must embrace the future. Yeah, I’m a technophile. Got a problem? But of course, not everything is 100% perfect. We have cars, when public transport is way more efficient. Mindless consumerism being promoted on websites. And lets not forget the capitalist decadence that is crypto and the metaverse. That being said, we should pursue the future, but cautiously.
A Cultural Reaction
I definitely didn’t coin that term from Mao’s Cultural Revolution. Speaking of the Cultural Revolution, it had an interesting concept, but went in the wrong direction. If anything, the values of liberalism (capitalism and globalism) should be removed. We need a strong new culture based off of morals, equality, and nationalism. It should be something people should be proud of, not these amalgamations we have in the status quo. Cultural nationalism and assimilationism should be embraced, and its about damn time we remove the clashing ideas. However, we should respect other cultures of other countries, as long as they don’t interfere with our own. We wouldn’t force our ideas on people in other landmasses, UNLIKE SOME IDEOLOGIES I CAN NAME.
The World IMO
OK, first lets talk about immigration, and then we’ll talk about geopolitics. Immigrants should ONLY be left in if they have the merit, and they are expected to learn and embrace the values and the language of the country beforehand. If you simply just want to visit the country on a vacation, there will be government-guided tours where you can do whatever, just don’t mess with the cultural development.
Alright, we dealt with that. Lets actually talk about the world. Actually, hold on, there isn’t much to talk about, I dislike both sides. The West are the puppets of an american empire, and the east are full of people such as Putin and psuedo-socialists. Its best to just reject the world’s factions all together.
Topics That Are Honestly Very Petty, So I Will Speedrun Them On This List
Drugs - Medical purposes only.
Guns - IDC, just be sane.
Gender - Men and Women are equal, no exceptions, incels and femcels.
Abortion - Don’t yeetus the fetus. (Unless rape, incest, or when mother’s life is in danger)
Stalinism - Industrializing the USSR and fighting the fascists were based, but please cool down with the totalitarianism and the purges. You also should have killed Ayn Rand while you still had the chance.
Maoism - Gonna be honest, you could have planned China a lot better and the Cultural Revolution was kinda shit.
Juche - Come on, get up and fix your problems... Still, Kim Family >>>>>> Any Other Monarchy
Libertarian Socialism - You’re like him, but actually tolerable. Though you seem to lean too much towards anarchy.
Enlightentment - Some of your ideas such as reason, scientific development, secularism, are based and you also did influence socialism and nationalism. Everything else? Um…
Fascism - On paper, it sounds decent enough, but you have terrible views on minorities, and we all know what the Mustache Man and his cronies did in WW2.
Pinochetism - Authoritarianism and nationalism is based, but you're a western cocksucker and have Ch*cago economics. Utilizing helicopters was pretty based though, might do that to capitalists in the future.
Dengism - I know this is used pejoratively, but you are LITERALLY a state capitalist.
Agrarianism - Um, no. You're too regressive to be implemented countrywide, but in some areas, you're fine. We need the food anyways...
Pol Potism - Only thing that doesn’t put you in F is getting rid of the banks. Extremely based. Just swap the Vietnamese with Western Europeans
Eco-Capitalism - Look, I know that you’re trying, but you gotta understand that you are an oxymoron.
Reactionarism and Revolutionary Progressivism - Ah, the cultural extremists. Both of you are shit, but if I had to choose, I would pick the “le based 1500s trad community” hellhole over the SJW mosh pit.
Ingsoc - WHOA WHOA WHOA! TOO AUTHORITARIAN, EVEN FOR ME! Still prefer you over anarchism, though…
Luddism - Cope that the machine is better than you. Also, you're fucking British. Britain is primitive enough, Jesus Christ.
Neoluddism and Anarcho-Primitivism - The memes are funny, but if Kaczynski seized power, he would have created a Pol Pot 2.0 where every American dies before reaching their 20th birthday. Also your "ideal society" would collapse in 5 days, tops.
Voluntary Human Extinction - I would commit a Genghis Khan and catch STDs just to spite this joke of a movement. Get out of your mom’s basement, you edgy anti-natalists.
Atronism - RevProg and Globaloid, but still based. Also, I'm pretty sure it would be easier to just make the world language English rather than trying to revive a dead language like Esperanto.
Post-Councilism - So… You’re a Leninist with more of a focus on philosophy? Interesting…
Techno-Ultranationalism - You're like me as a fascist. But then again, I'm not a huge fan of fascism. Still based though.
Owfism - Alright, you seem to have gotten more based, so I’ll put you down here. Your economic system and opinion on technology is agreeable, and yeah, cars should be abolished, but you’re still a bit too liberal, and world federalism is …just no.
Yoda8soup Thought - Not that bad actually, but you’re too liberal and you seem to dislike us authoritarians a bit too much. Does Yoda eat anything other than soup? 🤔
XirlanThought - Everything else is sort of respectable, but liberal economics? Really?
Syncretic Tridemism- Bull Moose Progressivism, Tridemism, and Kemalism seems based, not sure about everything else though.
Glencoeism - You’re too liberal for my taste and hedonism is abysmal, but we seem to agree on more topics than I expected.
New Model Of Cheesenism - The fascism is concerning, but you seem to lean more to the left in terms of economics, which bumps you up a tier or two.
Final Fantasy Thought - Ok, so Dengism… and Neoliberalism? Huh? What does the CPC feed people these days? Also, I strongly doubt the possibility of transitioning from capitalism to socialism, and if China will do it by 2050. At least you’re a fellow technocrat…