Horny Policism is an ideology that advocates for the illegalization of feeling or arousing toward sexual excitement, otherwise known as 'being horny'. It is also in favor of establishing a special police force that tracks down these 'horny' activities in order to fully enforce it as criminal offense in society.
Although it's strictly regulated, being caught for 'horny' activity won't grant you a major punishment, just short-term imprisonment preceded by a preemptive bonk.
Personality and Behaviour
Horny Policism has trouble speaking properly, he keeps saying 'm' between most words he spew out.
He loves to eat hamburgers, basically like how regular police love donuts, horny police officers love hamburgers.
Whenever he encounters people being 'horny', he brings out his big trusty stick and bashes them in the head with it
How to Draw
- Draw the head of the dogelore character cheems as it is shown in here
- Add a police cap with an anti eggplant (or peach) symbol inside the cap's badge
- Give him his big trusty stick (how else is he going to bonk people)
- pomlice statism - Hamving a mamssive state to oursemlves will effemctively stop the hormny!
- virginocramcy - A leamder free from the hormny? BAMSED!
- comservatism - He dislimkes hormny stuff!
- prumdism - Clothes prevemnt peomple from hormnyness!
- bull moose progremssivism - He also has a bimg trumsty stick to bonk peomple with it, and knows it's fun to do so!
- bumger guy :D! - Ch-cheems bumger!!! yummy!
- pcbism - Janmy suppomrt to stop the horny!!
- not the bumger guy :( - He demtroys hormny very emxcellently bumt he is bimg meanie and scary :<
- homonamtionalism and stramsserism - Why do so many peomple who fomllow your ideolomgy keemp fetimshizing aboumt being [HORNY CRAP] with ? seems very HORNY
- ram ramnch cleamn vermsion Mmm you soumd familiar
- badword-cramcy - Encoumraging peomple to be hormny to gramt them power? NOMPE! vemry bamd! Up to 3 days in jail
- milf amnarchism - All comps bad? Also stomp frikn ideololgees! Up to 8 days in jail
- Simpism- Stomp awarmding women for being hormny! Up to 15 days in jail
- coomer - Iz the horniest ideolologi! Up to 1 month in jail
- ew-lequid-theocramcy - Wormship something wormth wormshipping! 28 hours in jail
- SO MANY HORMNY BOYS - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAMA COME PICK ME UP I'M SCARED
- mamsochism - Oh gomd when i bonk it it becomes hormnier!
- img-uhhh - EW EW EW DIMSGUSTING GEMT THAT OUT!, wa-waimt why are you approamching m-