Horny Policism is an ideology that advocates for the illegalization of feeling or arousing toward sexual excitement, otherwise known as 'being horny'. It is also in favor of establishing a special police force that tracks down these 'horny' activities in order to fully enforce it as criminal offense in society.
Although it's strictly regulated, being caught for 'horny' activity won't grant you a major punishment, just short-term imprisonment preceded by a preemptive bonk.
Personality and Behaviour
Horny Policism has trouble speaking properly, he keeps saying 'm' between most words he spew out.
He loves to eat chemmsburgers, basically like how regular police love donuts, horny police officers love cheemsburgers.
Whenever he encounters people being 'horny', he brings out his big trusty stick and bashes them in the head with it.
How to Draw
- Draw a ball
- Draw the eyes
- Fill the ball with light brown
- Around the eyes, add dark brown
- Add a black nose between the eyes
- Add a blue police cap with a crossed-out eggplant (or peach) symbol inside the cap's badge
- Draw a brown baseball bat (how else is he going to bonk people)
Relationships
Freimds
antisexulism - I love it
pomlice statism - Hamving a mamssive state to oursemlves will effemctively stop the hormny!
virginocracy - A leamder free from the hormny? BAMSED!
volcelism - good
comservatism - He dislimkes hormny stuff!
prumdism - Clothes prevemnt peomple from hormnyness!
bull moose progremssivism - He also has a bimg trumsty stick to bonk peomple with it, and knows it's fun to do so!
bumger guy :D! - Ch-cheems bumger!!! yummy!
pcbism - Janmy suppomrt to stop the horny!!
Neumtral
not the bumger guy :( 
- He demtroys hormny very emxcellently bumt he is bimg meanie and scary :<
ram ramnch cleamn vermsion Mmm you soumd familiar
Emnemies
badword-cramcy - Encoumraging peomple to be hormny to gramt them power? NOMPE! vemry bamd! Up to 3 days in jail
milf amnarchism - All comps bad? Also stomp frikn ideololgees! Up to 8 days in jail
Simpism- Stomp awarmding women for being hormny! Up to 15 days in jail
coomer - Iz the horniest ideolologi! Up to 1 month in jail
ew-lequid-theocramcy - Wormship something wormth wormshipping! 28 hours in jail
SO MANY HORMNY BOYS - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAMA COME PICK ME UP I'M SCARED.
mamsochism - Oh gomd when i bonk it it becomes hormnier!
pure hormny - blud, ur going to hormny gulag at this point.
homofamscism and 
{stramsserism - Why do so many peomple who fomllow your ideolomgy keemp fetimshizing aboumt being [HORNY CRAP] with 
? seems very HORNY
brizillian libralism - you still loves porn? WTF?!?
img-uhhh - EW EW EW DIMSGUSTING GEMT THAT OUT!, wa-waimt why are you approamching m-
Shomna Statismn - You're not gemting horny jail. You're getting the deatmn penmalty by bonking for what you did to Koreamn Womemn.
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