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    Hezbolsonarism, or Khomeinism with Brazilian characteristics is a culturally far-right, economically neoliberal sometimes third-positionist/ambiguous, highly religious and authoritarian ideology. It seeks to revolt and establish an evangelical version of sharia law and reinstate Jair Bolsonaro as the Ayatollah of the new theocracy. It is based on the similarities between the Lebanese party Hezbollah and former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro.

    Personality

    Loves reactionaryism, Laissez-faire, God/Allah and Vladimir Putin.
    Hates communists, LGBT+ People, France/Macron and most of the West.

    His thoughts on Israel are incomprehensible, and when asked about it acts like he has Bipolar personality disorder, acting extremely confused, ends unable to pick a side on the topic.

    How to Draw

    Flag of Hezbolsonarism
    1. Draw a ball
    2. Fill it in with green
    3. Draw the Hezbollah logo
    4. Add the eyes

    Relationships

    Friends

    • Putinism - Greatest leader on Earth.
    • Neoliberalism - Neoliberalism is best for the economy.
    • Chavismo - Amazing leader from Venezuela, we loved him.
    • Shia Theocracy - Brazil will be turned into a Shia Theocracy, Talkei.
    • Christian Theocracy - Lebanon will be turned into an Evangelical Theocracy, Inshallah.
    • BolsoJuche - My North Korean counterpart.
    • Paleoconservatism - I watch Tucker every night, wish I could understand a single word but I like him anyways.
    • Monark Thought - great brazilian arab, he's a good guy with good ideas.
    • Cultism - All hail Sayyid Jair Bolsonaro.

    Frenemies

    • Zionism - Bolsonaro loves Israel... Hezbollah will blow Israel up.
    • Trumpism - Bolsonaro loves Trump... Hezbollah wants to kill Trump.
    • Dengism

    Enemies

    • Macronism - Your wife is ugly and France is a shithole.
    • Secularism - Mega cringe, God knows all the answers!
    • LGBTism - Haram, my evangelical pastor hates you.
    • Feminism - Bolsonaro is not a misogynist and you'll wear the hijab/skirt.
    • Transgenderism - Western degeneracy...


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