Heterosexual Austrolibertarianism, also known as Straight Austrolibertarianism, is an economically far-right, culturally usually right, and libertarian ideology that supports heterosexual rights as well as free (laissez-faire) markets, liberty, the individual, the gold standard (usually), as well as the abolition or severe reduction of taxes and opposition to the LGBT movement (sometimes).
How to Draw
- Draw a circle.
- Draw a line from bottom-left to top-right.
- On the left side of the line, draw 3 bars, the top and bottom ones red (#EE2436), and the middle one white (#FFFFFF).
- On the right side of the line, draw 5 bars, the first, third, and fifth ones black (#141414), and the second and fourth ones white (#FFFFFF).
- Draw in black (#141414) a snake.
- (Optional) Below the snake draw some variation of the words "no step on snek" or "don't tread on me", you can also write "trete nicht" or simply "nein" (meaning "do not step" and "no" in German, respectively).
- Draw the eyes, and you're done!
Relations
Friends
- Neo-Afunhumaninterism - Wow, wish there were more of these users on PCBA.
- Austroconservatism - I hope you support my heterosexualism and libertarianism.
- Conservative Feminism - Based for a feminist.
- Straight Populism - Liberty, people, and opposite-sex attractions!
Frenemies
- LGBT Conservatism - Okay I guess.
- Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism - UGH!
- Anarcho-Crypto-Capitalism - Asexual and progressive but at least you are libertarian and Austrianist.
- National Afunhumaninterism - You're way too authoritarian and extreme heterosexualism but at least you support Austrianism.
- Heterosexualist Libertarian Socialism - Fellow straight who pisses me every time he mentions something he read about while on his armchair.
Enemies
- Queer Authoritarianism - Homosexual bootlicker.
- Neo-Airisuism - Bisexual Bookchinite.
- SJW - Liberty for the rich heterosexuals!
- Oxygen Standard - I don't care if water is or isn't polar, but this is why we need gold.
- Marxism - Say NO to socialists!
- Pink Stalinism - *Loads AR-15 in anger* Globohomo communist bastard!
- PZNCism - I don't care if I can tolerate homosexuals, but you?! *Loads Recreational McNukes™ in anger*
- LGBTism - Significantly not as bad as the above, but don't you realize that some of your orientations cannot reproduce?