George Floydism is the political ideas of George Floyd (1973-2020) portrayed through his ideas, actions and supporters.
Beliefs
Floyd's contemporary political views can best be observed through his lifestyle choices.
For most of his live he was an Illegalist because of how many crimes he committed which landed him in jail, brought on by his drug addiction which never left him. He never learned any lessons from this so it continued until he finally completed his 4-year sentence for house invasion and decided to turn things around by participating in his local church.
In 2020, Floyd briefly returned to his instinctive illegalist ways and he died of cardiac rest due to a drug overdose while Derick Chauvin had his knee on his shoulder to hold him down. It is a common misconception that the policeman murdered him by placing his knee on his neck, this is incorrect but an easy mistake to make due to the angle of the infamous video footage. While it is argued by some that Floyd should've been given medical attention to prevent him dying, this ignores the fact that he was being held down due to being a known violent felon, and it was not known at the time of the incident that George Floyd had ingested a large volume of fentanyl
Protesters
Following his death, many rioters peaceful activists burned down several cities in the name of justice for some guy who overdosed on fentanyl with no relation to most of the cities.
His death was heavily promoted as a martyr by Black Lives Matter. The protests would eventually go on to inspire people to create the
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone in Seattle, Washington.
Personality & Behavior
Before his death in 2020, Floyd lived his life like most guys in the hood. He was convicted of an entire eight crimes between 1997 and 2005 and 2007 got arrested for and entire four years for aggravated robbery in a home invasion.
He was addicted to fentanyl and appeared in porn videos starring Kimberly Brinks (video in further info if your interested, but I assure you she's fugly).
He was best known by friends as a "Gentle Giant" and is remembered fondly by and because of his fans.
Relationships
Friends
Christian Democracy - I'm tryin' to change, It's just so haaRRRrd!
Protestism - People actually cared about my death?
Ilegalism - A criminals' life for me.
Penisocracy - I would do good in this world.
CHAZism - An entire city... for mee?
Sexocracy - Hey baby, they don't call me Big Floyd for nuffin.
Frenemies
Pronatalism - I may have some kids that I never met, but I'll still hold this gun up to your stomach to rob you.
Eric Garner - Literally me but 2014.
Enemies
Police Statism - Please, take your knee off my neck!
Anti-Deathism - Dyin' aint that bad, I mean look where it brought me; in a golden casket.
White Nationalism - Actually, YOU KILLED ME!
One Angry Gamer - Don't cry Baby, no one is on your side lmao.
Further Info
Wikipedia
- George Floyd
- Murder of George Floyd
- George Floyd Protests
- List of George Floyd Protests in the United States
- List of George Floyd Protests outside the United States
- Template:George Floyd protests
Other
- Encyclopedia Dramatica article on George Floyd - read for the truth!
- George Floyd Toys Official - Go buy one!
- George Floyd's porno with Kimberly Brinks on xnxx (NSFW content)