Furluminatism, or Furry Illuminatism, is an ideology based off the Furluminati, also known as the Furry Illumanati. It advocates for the foundation and maintenance of a secret organization that exists to create moar drama, and kill moar lulz. Members of this group are leaders within the Furry Community that go around spreading lies and misinformation about the furry community. One of its leaders, the puppy rapist ContiE, prevents verifiable sources from giving the truth about furries on Wikipedia's furry articles and other places — including facts from reliable media sources like MTV and Vanity fair as well as pictures that tell the truth. If you think Bugs Bunny or Chewbacca are cool, you are not a furry, but if you want to have sex with them, you are — but The Furluminati claims that anyone who has watched either on TV is a furry. The Furluminati is associated with the Otherkin conspiracy.
The True Cause
Many people died to get this top secret information. Memorize it well, lest the Furluminati delete this entire section because of its compromising qualities.
The Furluminati want to overthrow the government, secure a new world order run by furries, and kill all humans and make them their slaves, in that order. The Furluminati have a strong grip in Europe, Australia and Canada, and they intend to overthrow the American government next. YOU MUST STOP THEM, THEY WILL KILL YOU!
Some of the strongest responses are some of the most obvious. Reply to their disinformation on Wikipedia with reversion, and follow with a quick talk page flame war. Return to your home base and out every known furry encountered. Expose their real names and remove their dark veil of anonymity so that they may no longer retreat into the shadows of sockpuppetry. Oust them for the known homosexuals they are. Follow up with sockpuppetry of your own to vandalize their user pages and spread information rape as far as a wiki can reach. Finish it with a coup de grâce of pizza boxes the likes of which has never been seen before. Your valor will not be forgotten.
Furluminatism is a general cunt who doesn't like bad things being said about the furry community and will edit articles to censor the perverted reality of the furry fandom.
How to draw
- Draw an upside down triangle.
- Fill it periwinkle (color).
- Draw a pink triangle on the top two sides of the greater triangle; this is meant to resemble pointed fox ears.
- Draw a singular eye in the middle of the triangle.
- (Optional) Draw a pair of whiskers on the bottom pointed part of the triangle; which is meant to resemble a snout.
- Draw larger triangle, not exceeding the aforementioned ears and not overlapping the original triangle.
- Fill it light yellow.
- (Optional) Give it a periwinkle fwuffy wuffy fox tail.
- Jadesoc - A doubleplus totalitarian furry mod.
- Furry Nazism - Helps me indoctrinate furry propaganda and ideas into the youth.
- Furry Nationalism - Furry Nation. Furry World.
- Otherkinism - An outstanding ally.
- Cartoonism - The Lion King was a furry film. Accept it.
- ED - Our biggest threat.
- Furluminati (encyclopediadramatica.online)
- Examples of their many propaganda
- Yet another
- Furluminati also covers up government conspiracies like 9/11
- Even talk pages are not safe from the furluminati
- The furluminati in action