Emalèksism

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Emalèksism
Basic Information
Aliases	Vlad Emalèks Thought Trotskyist Pedo-Hunterism Violent Pediarcho-Communism Neo-John Brownism
Alignment(s)	AuthLeft Cultural Center  Socialists  Communists Internationalists Democratic
Ideological Influences
Influenced by	Trotskyism File:Pedcom.png Pediarcho-Communism Anti-Pornism Abolitionism Orthodox Marxism Progressive Conservatism People's Democracy Reactionary Socialism (accused by opponents)
Ideological Information
Foundation	Vlad Emalèks , 2022
Character Information
Likes	Children's rights International revolution Violence Killing pedophiles Killing capitalists Killing pedophilic capitalists
Dislikes	Child labor Slavery Pedophiles Capitalists Pedophilic capitalists Peace activists
Song	L'Internationale

Introduction

Emalèksism is the ideology of rising Aquarian political figure, Vlad Emalèks, who became known throughout Aquaria for his violent rhetoric against pedophiles, during and after his successful bid for a seat on the Aquarian National Parliament in the elections of November 2022. He is a member of the Marxist-Leninist Red Star Party. He identifies himself as a trotskyist, believing in international revolution of the global proletariat, and supports workers' ownership of the means of production and the elimination of class. He supports a socialist democracy, similar to that which Aquaria is already upholding, although he is also more fond of authoritarianism as well as foreign interventionism.

Emalèksism focuses a lot on bringing to light the enslavement and exploitation of children, especially those of third-world countries, by illegal brothels, gangs, and politicians, for labor and for sex, all over the modern capitalist world. He states that this is in grave violation of the human rights of children, and that in order to earn children of the world their rightful childhoods, radical and violent action from the peoples of the world must be taken. Emalèksism proposes for an international campaign of manhunting and a display of sheer brutality against those involved in child trafficking, in order erase their power within the modern world. Against members of pedophilic groups and capitalists who fund them, Emalèksism is particularly fond of medieval methods, such as public beheadings, drawing and quartering, burning at the stake, and (his personal favorite) impalement by wooden stake, to bring justice. This rhetoric has, perhaps unsurprisingly, created controversy, particularly among more peace-oriented marxists in Aquaria, though he has been steadily gaining political influence regardless.

In terms of cultural views, other than supporting children's rights, Emalèksism also supports LGBTQ+ rights, women's rights, men's rights, and anti-racism, but is also against drugs, as well as pornography, and against general sexual promiscuity, advocating for stable, healthy livelihoods, untainted by capitalist coomerism. This puts it somewhere around the cultural center overall.

Personality

Emalèksism appears as a very perpetually angry ideology ball, who will never stop talking about wanting to bathe in the blood of child traffickers. He violently hates every capitalist ideology ball, and when met with status-quo capitalist balls such as Neoliberalism and Kleptocracy, he will immediately assault and attempt to kill them. He believes strongly in the right of children to be free to enjoy their childhoods, free from capitalist exploitation, though he can be too angry and violent for Childhoodism to get along with him, as well as some other fellow marxist balls.

Relations

Friends

• File:Pedcom.png Pediarcho-Communism - Children's rights and communism!
• Trotskyism - Based praxis.
• Marxism - Man who started many things within the world.
• Progressive Conservatism - This makes a lot of sense to me.
• Reverse Conservatism - Informs many of my cultural takes.
• Socialism - Of the people...
• People's Democracy - By the people...
• Abolitionism - For the people!
• Postcolonial Feminism - Good friend of mine, who understands the pressing importance of standing up for truly oppressed women and girls, and rejecting western identity politics.

Frenemies

• Progressivism - Minority rights and equality!... but please calm it on the drugs and sexual stuff.
• Neo-Unspokeism - Look, I'm not a traitor to Aquaria, I'm as disgusted of them as all my fellow Aquarians are, but at least these guys have got our backs on the whole "third-world girls deserve childhoods actually" issue.
• Third Aquarian Model - I am an Aquarian patriot, and as a true patriot, I think we should do better, and not cling so hard onto peace.
• Conservative Socialism - Fellow socialist who is also an avid hater of pedophile coomers, but you're also too conservative and shift the blame for the world's problems the wrong way a lot of the time.
• Marxism-Leninism - Often good, but too authoritarian, and some of your historical leaders of other nations were kid diddlers themselves, which I cannot overlook.
• Anarcho-Communism - Good and very egalitarian values, but anarchism can create instability and also isn't very effective at clamping down on pedophile rings.
• Childhoodism - Look, I know I look scary, but at the end of the day I'm just protecting you. You'll understand when you're older.
• File:Pedcap.png Pediarcho-Capitalism - You may also stand for children's rights, but oh my, this is madness!

Enemies

• Coomerism - Fucking degenerate pedophile! I'll have your head on a spike!
• Capitalism - Sorry excuse of a system used by the bourgeoisie to destroy vulnerable people starting from childhood.
• Hedonistic Capitalism - You're just the same thing as above, again.
• Neoliberalism - Uses internationalism to profit from the smuggling of children, identity politics, and destroying the planet. I'll have all your leaders impaled through wooden stakes!
• Agorism - I'll have all your child slave traders and smugglers impaled through wooden stakes for all to see.
• Slavery - The beginning of something terrible.
• Neo-Slavery - You are subhuman scum who I will celebrate the burning of.
• Libertarianism - "Personal liberties" my butthole, you just want to rape children, you crooked shitlib.
• Liberalism - A dumber shitlib who thinks peace, freedom, and capitalism will solve everything.
• Conservatism - You're the embodiment of bourgeois entitlement and hypocrisy. Stop it with the "I follow Judeo-Christian values", yeah? I bet you fap to child porn every day.
• American Model - You have to answer to all your crimes against humanity, my dear "Uncle Sam".
• Xi Jinping Thought - Puts up an image of being morally conservative, but literally organizes child trafficking rings. Why the fuck am I not surprised?
• Reactionarism - Unironically wants the people divided and oppressed, and wants young girls married off and stripped of their childhoods. What the fuck? Execute this motherfucker immediately!
• Reactionary Socialism - Oh my goodness, can people stop accusing me of being him? I'm no feudalist, no reactionary, and no kid diddler.