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    This is what happens when you cross Council Communism, Internationalist Communism, and non-Stirnerian Ego-Communism together. You get this. Or as I would prefer to call, "communism without adjectives".
    Communism is the destruction of the class interest, state interest, and collective interest in favor of the individual interest. It is the movement to abolish the present state of things and to free the spirit from its cell. That is our goal.

    Summarized Beliefs

    Government

    council communism. council/soviet democracy. elected representatives who's mandate can be revoked at any time. there should be a vanguard party, but only to a. serve as a rallying point for the proletarian movement and to help organize the revolution during and before the revolution, and after the revolution to simply serve to educate the proletariat. all governance should be within the hands of the councils. i reject the party dictatorship.

    Economics

    bottom up system, not top-down. not decentralized though- very much centralized. councils decide in collaboration with one another their economic 'plans' (for lack of a better word) until it finally reaches the top. economic planning should be as close to the local governments as possible.

    Diplomacy

    giga proletarian annihilation of classes, nations, and countries

    Technology & Nature

    cybercommunism is the natural conclusion of marxism with our current level of development. at the same time i don't want the earth to turn into a technological shithole where everything is concrete and whatever. so a little bit of ecological socialism mixed in there too.

    Culture

    literally standard communist stuff lmfao vanguard party should educate the people. blah blah. 'cultural revolution' but not maoite definition.

    you will read theory, inshallah

    Relationships

    Parents

    • Marxism - Hi, dad.
      • Leninism - You honestly don't influence me all that much, but you're an honorary parent.
      • Council Communism - It took me way too long to realize that believing in a vanguard party who only educates the masses and also believing in council communism are not at all mutually exclusive. Councilism is literally the purest form of proletarian organization there is.

    Family

    • Internationalist Communism - Mean book nerds, but I can't deny that you're champions of Marxism who have tried so desperately to defend it from the revisionism of Stalin and... others. *shivers*. And stop it with the party dictatorship shit.

    Friends

    • Libertarian Marxism - I mean- you're alright... there's nothing necessarily wrong with seeing Marxism from a more libertarian perspective. But like- come on. Some of you are way too close to anarchism for comfort.
    • Luxemburgism - I do quite like you. You're alright. Just please stop calling Lenin a Anarcho-Syndicalist... whatever that is supposed to imply.
    • Trotskyism - I like you. Would probably place in family if it wasn't for the fact that you're a massive supporter of party dictatorship... which is antithesis to my ideals.

    Neutral

    • Centrist Marxism - You're bad. Very bad. But somehow I can't place you in 'Lumpenproletariat'.

    lumpenproletariat

    • Marxism-Leninism - Marxism-Leninism has been, without a doubt, the most damaging thing to the proletarian movement in all of its history. Even more than social democracy- even more than Bernstein... just straight up worse than socdems.
      • Stalinism - do not tell stalinists who scream about revisionism and anti-reformism that stalin was a reformist who forced communist movements to collaborate with liberals (fascists), authored programs for communist parties like the communist party of great britain which explicitly denounced revolutionary activity in favor of reformism, denied proletarian revolution in france because he thought "we would win by elections" and also that he scrapped an entire ready-to-go communist cabinet for austria in favor of a would-be nazi collaborator socdem who got his ass rejected by the nazis because he was a socdem
        • Mao Zedong Thought - Maoism is Anti-Communism. You do not have any bright ideas. Now fuck off.
          • Maoism - Adventurist dumbassery. See above.
    • Bernsteinism - I take my comment back. You still suck. You are still absolutely horrible, but I don't think you fucked up as badly as ^ he did.
      • Social Democracy - Abandoned historical and dialectical materialism in favor of sucking up to capitalism and trying to 'fix it', as if though it isn't functioning as intended.
      • Democratic Socialism - Not as guilty of appalling revisionism as Succdem and Bernstein up here, but most of you are still pretty revisionist... and most of you have no idea what 'socialism' or 'Marxism' even means.
    • Market Socialism - We should, as a matter of fact, not continue the same economic principles that capitalism operates under.
    • Anarcho-Communism (and Anarchism in general) - "We did it Patrick, we abolished the state!"; while economic classes continue to exist and the state either operates as a dictatorship of the peasantry, petit-bourgeoisie or proletariat.
    • Liberalism - Be quiet.

    the big bads

    You already know what this section would be referring to, so rather than providing commentary which has been given time and time again, have a list of icons instead.



    If I add you here by myself, it usually means I have a lot to say about you.

    lenin spider detected

    trotsky spider detected

    • Samsaran Communism - PROLETARIAN GOD BUILDING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

    Anyways: You're fine. I think your god-building and the "religiosity" of Marxism is opposed to my ideals, but you seem like a very well-read person, which I respect. You seem to have elements of your Post-Leftist phase in you as well.
    How do you feel about the egoism of Communism? You speak of collectivism of the class, but you haven't exactly touched on the egoism of the class either. I haven't been able to read everything about you since I'm adding this in a hurry, but I look forward to a conversation.

    mao spider detected

    kautsky spider detected

    stalin spider detected

    bernstein spider detected

    • bone of partism - You're fascist. I don't like you. At the same time, however:

    📣 LA REPUBLIQUE NOUS APPELLE
    SACHONS VAINCRE OU SACHONS PERIR
    UN FRANCAIS DOIT VIVRE POUR ELLE
    POUR ELLE UN FRANCAIS DOIT MOURIR!
    UN FRANCAIS DOIT VIVRE POUR ELLE!
    POUR ELLE UN FRANCAIS DIT MOURIR!

    • CHROMATISM - What the fuck do you want me to say to you? You're capitalist. My views of you are going to be incredibly obvious. What thing of substance do you want me to say about you? We're opposed by nearly every metric.

    hitlerites

    Any fascists will automatically go in here regardless.

    • Ilunaticism - I can't believe they successfully cloned Mussolini and let him back on this wiki. Welcome back, Il Duce... *sniffles*
    • Markez Thought -
    • "social state"
    • unionism
    • nationalist
    • eurasianist
    • corporatist
    • likes strasser

    "Everything I don't like is fascism" (proceeds to be a fascist)
    That you in theory 'support workers' rights' means nothing when your ideology, economics, and geopolitical outlook is aligned with fascism. Either own up to it or fuck off with the bullshit.

    larpers

    • Charlottism - Okay, look. It took me a decent time to respond to this, so I decided instead of talking about your old ideology, I should focus on your new one. Somehow you managed to turn an already petit-bourgeoisie ideology which larped with Islamism and anti-organizationalism into something worse. Oh, Allah, please smite this LARPer and force them to think about their political positions before concretely writing about them.

    Test Results

    Below are a bunch of tests that I took in-bulk in September, with some taken before. Most of these are very outdated. Expect these to be updated soon.

    Comments

    readd yourself. redo of the entire page and hence redo of previous relations.
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