Drag Burmese Socialism, AKA Drag Queen Burmese Way to Socialism (DQBWS for short) is progressive, Pro-LGBT variation of traditional Burmese Socialism. Like The Burmese Way to Socialism, it is heavily influenced by Marxism, Buddhist Socialism, and totalitarian.
- Burmese Way to Socialism - Dad, I really wish you weren't so uptight when it comes to cultural issues.
- Authoritarian Progressivism - Progressive values have to be enforced by a powerful state if our goals are to become a reality.
- Queer Authoritarianism - Gay people in power are the best way to ensure a progressive society.
- Pink Pol Potism - A more extreme version of me.
- Transjuche - Another socialist comrade.
- Pink Stalinism - I learned a lot from you.
- Buddhist Theocracy - Socialism frees the body. Buddhism frees the mind.
- Intersex Chinese Theocracy - We both have a deep love for the Buddha's Dharma, and we are both members of the LGBTI community. (It would be nice if you embraced socialism though)
- Queer Nationalism - Queer values mixed with Nationalism?What a perfect combination!
- Bear Ba'athism - We have similar values. He’s also way more masculine than I am. (Super hot too!)
- Ambedkarism - A progressive Buddhist socialist like me.
He doesn't like me for some reason.
- Pink Maoism - It's complicated.
- Lesboxhaism - I am open to some of her ideas. That is, until the bitch calls me a revisionist.
- Queer Anarchism - You need a STRONG STATE to achieve true socialism and full gay rights. (Keep coming to my drag shows though).
- Transhelvetic Model - I like your isolationism, your pride in your culture, and you Pro-LGBT stance. But CRAPitalism is, say it with me, T-R-A-S-H.
- Anna Wintour Thought - Filthy Capitalist leech. But thanks for supporting LGBT rights. And thanks to you, my wardrobe is always fabulous!
- Liberazism - Progressive Nationalist! But drop the liberal crap.
- Paleolibertarianism - Full time homophobe. I love seeing his face whenever he sees me in my dress and heels. HAHAHAHAHA
- National Capitalism - What a garbage ideology.
- Reactionary Socialism - Listen you idiot. You're not even a socialist. Just a homophobic feudalist.
- Reactionary Liberalism - Another butthead bigot.
- Islamic Theocracy - A regressive religion that hates gay people.
- Islamic Socialism - Fake Socialist
- Transilminism – Capitalism will exploit minorities! Stop fighting socialism you fool!
- Paleoconservatism - YOU ARE A HATE PIMP!
- Anarcho-Conservatism - Fuck you, Fuck Face.
- Reaganism - A Capitalist Imperialist who pushes bigotry.
- Putinism - You turned your back on socialism and embraced Liberalism and Imperialism!
- Klansmanism - Racism is disgusting.
- Karen - A frequent protester at my drag shows.
- National Pol Potism - Anti-Buddhist, Racist, Anti-Gay, Anti-Trans, Anti-Drag hate pimp. Our economic beliefs may be similar, but you have an UNHEALTHY hatred and obsession with gay men (wouldn’t be surprised if you turn out to be secretly gay LOL). If you keep your shit up, my stiletto is going into your forehead!!!
- Right-Wing Populism - Should be called "Stupidism"
- Trans-Showa Statism & Weeb Fascism - A duo of mass murdering imperialists.
- Buddhist Capitalism - Fake Buddhist!
- Monarchism - I might be a queen, but I'm not that type of queen!
- Burmese National Feminism - My bigoted insane sister. (I look better than her in heels)
- NATO Nazism - It’s time for you to fucking die.