Coomerism is an ideology that elects a leader by being the most addicted to porn. He thinks that everyone obsessed with porn and sex should rule the world and everyone who isn't a coomer should be the lowest class in society.
Please someone help him.
Coomerism is always in his room watching porn and pervert stuff, his favorite subreddit is r/polcoomballs. He doesn't think of something that isn't porn causing him to be very antisocial and lonely.
- Sexocracy - Nice.
- Virginocracy - Who needs friends when you have porn?
- Masochism - I like your stuff!
- Monarchism - Prince Jefri is based.
- Anarcho-Femboyism - Good friend uwu I love you! Wait, why are you telling me traps are gay? They aren't!
- Senatorialism - I love hentai!
- E-Girl Feminism - Take my weeks salary, my queen!
- Cuckism - I have seen your videos of your wife cheating while you were looking! Very good, continue like that!
- Reddit - Thank you for creating r/polcoomball!
- Neo-Afunhumaninterism - It's okay to like picrew.
- Anonism - tmw you collect jizz in bottles and post about your progress annually.
- Simpism - You are too far with e-girls, huh?
- Incelism - You are obsessed as me with sex but why do you hate women?
- Volcelism - Unbased.
- Positive Reactionaryism - Fuck you and your stupid self improvement bullshit!!! I'm not going on nofap reeeeeeeee!!!! I like to COOOOOOOOMMMM!!!! AAAAAAAAARRGGGGHHH!!!!!!!
- Christian Theocracy - Masturbation is not a sin!
- Nofapism - No... fap? NO... FAP!?!?