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    Commedyism is the newest and greatest extention of Marxist thought, originating from the mind of Polcompball Artist Moonatik when he was having a shower on the 7th of April 2021. It is functionally indistinguishable from LeftCom.png Left-Communism in that it's aims are an international proletarian revolution with the aim of abolishing production for exchange, establishing production for the satisfaction of human needs, abolishing class distinctions, freedom for all humanity etc. etc. whilst opposing all the bullshitters and opportunists who claim to be socialists such as ML.pngStalinists and Socdem.pngSocial Democrats.

    What separates Commedyism from regular old communism is in it's justification, asserting that the establishment of a communist mode of production would maximise the amount of "funny" in the world and that this is good. It is based on the equation Comedy = Tragedy + Time, and that in capitalism people are experiencing tragedy every single day with the future promising little more than war, starvation, and destitution, for the majority of the world's population. This sort of tragedy in the present is unpleasant, and lowers the overall amount of funny in the world, but if humanity achieved a communist state of development all this tragedy will be long in the past, meaning that the unpleasantness of current tragedy is minimized and the comedy gained from tragedy that happened a long time ago is maximised. Of course, tragedy would still happen in communism as accidents happen, people lose loved ones to natural causes, etc., but all this means is that the funny supply never runs out of material.

    Commedyism also includes a failsafe in case communism is a doomed doctrine that can't work, in that it'd be really funny if it was tried over and over and over again to the same results.

    Personality and Behaviour

    Commedyism behaves on the principle that anything and everything can be justified as long as it brings no harm to anyone and is funny.

    How To Draw

    File:Commedyism.png
    Flag of Commedyism
    1. Draw a ball
    2. Fill it with red (#FF0000)
    3. Draw a yellow (#FFF800) wheat wreathe
    4. Draw a black "comedy" mask
    5. Draw the eyes, optionally add clown accessories


    Friends

    • Ormarxf.png Marxism - Articulated the proletarian doctrine better than anyone else. Also wrote some genuinely hilarious stuff (see what was said about Bakunin in Marx's 12 September 1863 letter to Engels).
    • LeftCom.png Left-Communism - Helped me understand Marxism.
    • Honk.png Satirism - Fellow funny enjoyer.
    • Jokerismball.png Jokerism - How about another joke?

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