College Studentism is an ideology based on the beliefs and behaviors of a stereotypical college/university student in the United States. This can possibly apply to college/university students of other countries, but this is primarily based off of the stereotypical American college student. In terms of political stances, College Studentism is generally considered
Center-LibLeft overall, with an emphasis on being
culturally left.
College Studentism is a "woke" progressive, and is generally nice towards all culturally progressive ideologies, and the opposite to all culturally conservative ideologies. They like safe spaces, pronoun pins, pride events, and "cancelling" whoever they perceive as a bigot. They worship Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. They love doing volunteer work for poor people to add to their list of accolades. They hate the high price of living in modern society. In their free time, they like browsing Twitter, sipping boba tea, eating instant ramen, and getting drunk at fraternity parties.
Personality
College Studentism's personality reflects that of a stereotypical American college student. They're very progressive and "woke", they hate paying tuition and rent, and they have mommy issues and daddy issues. They enjoy being perceived by those around them as compassionate and progressive, although deep inside they're fond of just earning attention and money for themself.
Relations
Besties <3
Sandersism - #FEELTHEBERN #BERNIE2024
Social Democracy - Cutting my tuition and rent sounds like an amazing idea.
Piratism - Helps me save money on textbooks.
SJW - Since when was shutting up nazis a bad thing?
Bidenism - Welp, at least you're not Trump.
Harrisism - First woman of color as VP, YASSS QUEEENNN!!! <3
Obamaism
- Best president in American history!
Democratism
- Socialism is when slightly less expensive healthcare? Hell yeah!
Chomskyism - Preach!!!
When you say "the rich", you're not referring to me, right?Environmentalism - Save the planet!
Feminism - Defend our women!
Black Lives Matter - #SAYHISNAME
Multiculturalism - How else am I gonna enjoy my boba tea, Falafel King, and Chipotle?
Idk
- College Administrationism - Gives me a nice campus to make friends and party at, and is kind of the reason I exist. But why do you have to charge me so much tuition??
Neoliberalism -
Me without the maskUhh... couldn't you be, like, just a little nicer to poor people?Police Statism -
Those guys say you're really bad... but at least you stop the crazy right-wing nazis sometimes, like that thing at Capitol Hill.
Covidism - I swear I'm better than
those guys, but come on, why won't you let me go to frat parties?
American Model - This country is nice and all, but it can be pretty mean too, and I don't like that.
Marxism-Leninism - Yikes sis, that might be a bit too far. Some of my followers seem to like you, though.
Cancelled!!!
Conservatism - Racist, sexist, homophobe. CANCELLED!!
Trumpism - DIE MAGAHAT BIGOT NAZI!!!
National Socialism - LITERAL NAZI!!!
White Nationalism - You and your fascist rallies!
American Confederatism - Tear down the statues!
Corporatocracy - Stop raising my rent! Also, fuck you CollegeBoard!
Gerontocracy - OK boomer.
Conservative Feminism - AAA, a Karen! Get away from me!!
Putinism - Damn you, Putin!
Xi Jinping Thought - Genocidal dictator! #FREEHK
Jihadism
- Why do you hate women so much, you bigots? DIE!!
Prohibitionism - I'm so glad I live in the 21st century, and can party all I want, without having to deal with your bullshit.
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