Coakleyism is a new age-inspired the ideology of Welsh political rapper Mr Traumatik (real name: Marcus Coakley), it is an Anarchist Left ideology.
While Coakleyism generally doesn't like Capitalism and the divide it brings, usually stating "its all a plan staged by the elites to divide us", he supports a socialised free-market and he supports the counter-economy.
Coakleyism believes religion is evil because gods are fake, but Coakleyism incorporates some religious aspects, mainly Tantra and Daoism. Coakleyism believes in the Tantric aspects of Buddhism and Hinduism, but not the deities or caste system of Buddhism and Hinduism. Because of this belief in Tantra, Coakleyism frequently does meditation, kudalini yoga, astro-traveling, manifestation, grounding, and sungazing and believes in Chakras. He also believes in Daoism, which is considered mildly religious to some extent, but Coakleyism doesn't believe in deities though it believes in the annunaki (evil demons/entites/spirits). His use of marijuana can also be compared to Rastafarianism. Another things Coakleyism puts a strong importance on is the belief that you can manifest (visualise) anything you want and it will happen if you believe in it enough. It supports traditional herbal medicines as well.
Coakleyism supports a variety of conspiracy theories and believes in evil free masonsFile:Satanic Theocracy.png as wells as the illuminati and new world order. Coakleyism believes that 9/11 was an inside job and the Iraq War was all a ploy to get Iraqi oil reserves. Coakleyism also believes that you shouldn't trust government vaccines, because they have toxins and microchips that a vaccine doesn't need, and believes we need to stop use vaccines that have chemicals and stick to the original natural vaccines. Coakleyism also believes in a lot of UFO stuff. Coakleyism is in heavy opposition to Fordism and believes Brave New World and The Matrix are real and the governments are using blissful ignorance to deceive us from the truth on the way to achieve true happiness and to be "enlightened" and how everyone can achieve this "enlightenment". Coakleyism states that not only did the USA fund jihad in the File:Cball-Soviet.pngSoviet-Afghan war, but also today.
- New Ageism - HELL YEAH
- Extraterrestrialism - UFOs, I seen em in the skies
- Anarchism - The powers in control, they're the evil its the guys
- Marijuana Legalizationism - I wish they would maralise leguana, what what I mean legalise marijuana
- Agrarian Socialism - I'm so stoned I can't spoke proper English, but big up all my cortihulturalists and fanja garmers
- Fortune Cookiecracy - Bet you get a deja vu, when I walk straight past you, I seen it all before, somewhere, in a strange dark room
- Anti-Americanism - 9/11, that was preplanned demolitions, don't be a stubborn cunt, the government are terrorists
- Acid Communism - DMT, that's the remedy, I do it for the hell of it, its heavenly
- Anarcho-Transhumanism - Transhumanism, that's a new religion, its not superstition, I've seen the evidence
- Gamerism - Life's a game, its quite insane, and I've got 21 lives
- Veganarchism - This human body can live off meat or plants, all comes down to a choice, do you want this world to advance?
- Buddhist Anarchism and Hindu-Anarchism - I'm activatin all my chakras, while the government, they trying to distract us but Fuck religion, and the seven deadly sins
- Anarcho-Nihilism and Anti-Nihilism - Fuck negativity cause it ain't benefitin me but I'm seein vision of apocalyptic landscapes, freemasons doin rituals and gang rapes
- Insurrectionary Anarchism - We need to kill em all with violence and tools but The way we live is mindless I'm so sick of violence
- Anarcho-Primitivism and Narco-Primitivism - Ancient human beings were more advanced, that's probably evident, they built structures using 20 tonne bricks but Do some researchin, stop moving primitive
- Narco-Anarchism - I don't smoke crack or sniff coke, I smoke weed and sniff lavender
- Rastafarian Theocracy - I love green, I smoke it quick, it goes quite fast, my bud is clean but Fuck religion, and the seven deadly sins
- Scientocracy and Technocracy - Fuck science, they been lying about everything but I'm a conscious lyricist, I could've been a quantum physicist
- Narco-Environmentalism - We need to be responsible and take the planet back but every human being must die to save the habitat
- File:Mediacracy.png Mediacracy - I wish they'd televise all this violence and let these people see it, cause if we felt their pain, I bet we'd change, I guarantee it
- Illuminatism - In fact, we're livin in a feeble kingdom, if illuminati wanna step to me, I'll be using my lethal wing-chun
- File:Islamism.png Most Theocracies - Fuck religion, and the seven deadly sins
- Satanic Theocracy and 09aism Fuck the evil entities, I'll brow their brains away, because they fucked up the planet in a major way
- Fordism - If ignorance is bliss, then I'm depressed, the knowledge I'm absorbin makes me highly stressed
- Matrixism - This holographic prison that we're livin in, you know I'm itchin to escape it
- File:PagTheo-icon.png Pagan Theocracy and Neo-Paganism - I do it for the fakers, it must be bait, I do it for the pagans, it must be fate, trust me mate
- Posthumanism and Posthumanist Dystopianism - Artificial, Intelligence, It gets dark a little, very malevolent
- Social Darwinism - You're not thinkin straight, you need to start listenin mate, we don't evolve from chimps and apes
- Confederalism - This world is separated by countries, cities and towns and borders, they divide and conquer, yeah they're monsters
- Capitalism - Humanity is equal, fuck higher class and low class
- Post-Anarchism - Freedom is a lie, piss me off, I'm spraying semen in your eye
- Monarchy - Fuck the queen and fuck the monarchy, you dirty evil bastards, you can go fuck your policy
- Trumpism - The secret documents, yeah I seen the files, the world is run by dirty evil paedophilesTemplate:Socialist