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    Childhoodism represents the political views of a child as they grow up. As opposed to representing full-on ideologies, they hold slight hints of what type of ideology they will follow in the future. Their actions, thoughts and relationships can point out what they'll be.
    Their views also influentiate in what they look like: Very light red (AuthLeft); Very light blue (AuthRight); Very light green (LibLeft); Very light yellow (LibRight); Very light grey (Centrist/Apoliticism). They're just like all 5 main types of children.

    Beliefs

    In general, their beliefs are very immature and vary from quadrant to quadrant. Authoritarian children tend to believe that they have the right to gain or do whatever they want, they always have an excuse for that, like being stronger or "helping mom the most". Libertarian children tend to belive that kids shouldn't force other kids to do something and that their family or school doesn't let them be theirselves. Right wing children tend to believe that their things should only be lend or given to others when they want to and that if a child is better at something than everybody else, it should have more power than the others. Left wing kids tend to believe that always keeping things to yourself is a selfish and evil practice and that disavantaged kids should have more power than the others.

    Personality And Behaviour

    They basically act like normal children, but they do have some dissimilarities.
    AuthLeft is always telling other kids to share their toys and games, but he always ends up keeping them. He also justifies his actions as being the one that works and helps the most at home. His biggest rival is his own brother.
    AuthRight likes to bully other kids just because he is stronger. He says he was already born like that and loves playing sports. His favourite past time is messing with his brother, saying he's a little girl, which eventually ends up becoming true.
    LibLeft is the most peacefull and inclusive kid of the family. He loves art and hates school and his parents...and his brothers. The only authority he fears is his brother.
    LibRight in very selfish and doesn't like to work with other children. He alway knows when someone catches one of his games, witch are usually videogames or Monopoly. Despite all his efforts, he can't stop his brother from "stealing" his games.
    Centrist is the most idle type of kid you can imagine, but he loves grilling.

    How To Draw

    1. Draw a ball.
    2. Fill the ball in with its quadrant color.
    3. Add the helicopter hat.
    4. Draw the eyes and you're done!
    Color Name HEX RGB
    AuthLeft Red #FCDADA 252, 218, 218
    AuthRight Blue #C4EAFB 196, 234, 251
    LibLeft Green #D2E9C9 210, 233, 201
    LibRight Yellow #FFFBAE 255, 251, 174
    Centrist White #E8E8E8 232, 232, 232
    Blue #3F48CC 63, 72, 204
    Green #007F0E 0, 127, 14
    Yellow #FFF200 255, 242, 0
    Red #FF0000 255, 0, 0


    Relationships

    AuthLeft

    Friends

    • Stalinism - Sexy mustache man is my inspiration. I'd definitively work in the mines for 80 years.
    • Titoism - I miss Tito. Well, YEA, I know he died decades before I was born, SO WHAT?!?!
    • Marxism-Leninism - No, mom, it's not just a phase. It's a lifestyle.
    • Leninism - You're...You're, like, the first Stalinist, right?
    • Marxism - The only books I read are yours.
    • Maoism - Yea, communist ninja! Did China have ninjas?
    • Castroism - Who needs nutricionists? I just need Castro to make me like milk...and cigars.
    • Posadism - HA HA CAPITALISTS GO BOOM BOOM
    • National Bolshevism - TOTALLY BASED!!!
    • Gamerism - Just built a Tetris' block shaped city in MineOurcraft called Arstotzka.

    Frenemies

    • AuthRight Child - Kinda selfish, but he's also a worker, at least that's what mom says when I ask her.
    • LibLeft Child - You're close, brother, but you're too...girly.
    • Motherism - Mom, I love you, BUT IT'S NOT JUST A PHASE!
    • Trumpism - Well, comarades helped you win the election so I think you're fine.
    • Hive-Mind Collectivism - Y-You're very c-cool...mom, I'm scared...
    • Kleptocracy - You really show him what sharing is all about, but give me our Communistopoly back!

    Enemies

    • LibRight Child - MOM! HE'S NOT LETTING ME PLAY MINECRAFT AGAIN!
    • Anarcho Capitalism - I don't know who you are, but I already hate you.
    • Anarchism - Teacher told me you just want chaos and stealing and killing, so I don't like you too.
    • Democracy - Letting my brothers chose the future?! NO WAY!
    • Imperialism - You ruin the west, whatever that means.
    • Egoism - A spook? No u.
    • Neo-Liberalism - You are...CRAP, YES I said it!

    AuthRight

    Friends

    • National Capitalism - Best trainer ever! Let's go kick some nerds and gays.
    • Imperialism - Emperors are based and chad, except when they are girls. I hate girls!
    • Trumpism - I'd vote for you if I could. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
    • Nationalism - Ah, Murica. Land of the free, except if you're black, spaniard, asian, indian, latin, gay, female, poor or WEAK!
    • Pinochet - I'd learn more about you if I didn't hate learning.
    • Christian Theocracy - On Sundays, we go to the church and FUCK OFF everyone who studies that day.
    • Traditionalism - Why was I born so late? I wanted to work at the farm, go to the church every day and live a simpler life, at least that's what dad told me it was like.
    • National Socialism - You are SUPER BASED GIGA CHAD! Pls, join the Kool Kids Klub.
    • Fascism - Aren't you just like him but weaker?
    • Alt-Right - Bruh, based as frick, man.
    • Feudalism - Kings are sick, but knights are SO COOL!
    • Gamerism - God Of War: Just the best game ever.

    Frenemies

    • AuthLeft Child - You can be part of the Kool Kids Klub, but I WILL be the leader, >>I<< am the strongest one, NOT YOU!
    • Kraterocracy - My PE teacher. At one time I will defeat him, and FINALLY GET "A"!
    • Omni-Force - A military instructor with whom high school students and our physical education teacher like to hang out. Too strong, he doesn't even notice me.
    • LibRight Child - Knows how to deal with other kids, but ya kinda girly and weak.
    • Motherism - I respect you. I really respect you, but I prefer dad.
    • National Bolshevism - You'd be based if you wasn't so weird. I don't know what my brother sees on you.
    • Alt-Lite - I guess you're cool, just beat me in a football game and I let you join the Kool Kids Klub.

    Enemies

    LibLeft

    Friends

    • Anarcho-Communism - My cool bestie, you teached me a lot.
    • Progressivism - My peaceful friend, he- I mean, they're very understanding.
    • Liberal Socialism - He's cool, I guess...I don't know him a lot, but I like to play with him.
    • Social Democracy - Best political teacher tutor ever!
    • Republicanism - You help me fight the bullies, I just think you're a little too enthusiastic.
    • Democracy - I still can't believe people can choose their leader, that's amazing!
    • Syndicalism - You're the only person that makes me like working.
    • Deep Ecology - I love plants and animals, we need to protect them!
    • Anarcha-Feminism - Girls and boys are NOT defferent!
    • Libertarian Socialism - So, you mean...money may be good?
    • Anarchism - You're a very cool woman, but you scare me sometimes.
    • Furryocracy - Ooohhh, you...you are a fox, sure. Of course you are.
    • LGBTism - So, you are saying men can like other men and even TURN INTO women? Amazing!
    • Liberalism and Third Way - Aaaawww, you're so cute together.
    • Gamerism - OMG! I love Animal Crossing! You're incredible!

    Frenemies

    • AuthLeft Child - Protects me from him sometimes, but he then makes me do his chores because "We need to help each other".
    • LibRight Child - Also hates school, but I also want to play Crossing Road.
    • Motherism - I love how you put so much effort in taking care of us, but you never let me go out with my friends!
    • Soulism - I know you're just imaginary, but you're my best friend in the whole...wait, how are you holding that cup...AND FLOATING?!?! MOMMY, I'M SCARED!!!
    • Omni-Free - I think, that god didn't exist...
    • Marxism - I don't know how to read, so I don't understand your books, but form what I've heard you're kinda ok.
    • Marxism-Leninism - I started liking you, but you looked a bit mean in our history class, not that I pay attencion to it.

    Enemies

    • AuthRight Child- My mean brother. He doesn't respect me. And I'm not playing with girly toys, this is my friend, Rebecca.
    • Technocracy - SCHOOLS ARE TOTALITARIAN!!! DON'T TRUST YOUR TEACHERS, THEY'RE FASHES!!
    • Christian Theocracy - God doesn't exist, my life is bad.
    • Conservatism - You're like...LIKE A VILLAIN!
    • Imperialism - Oh, those poor, poor African colonies...wym every continent has once been colonized?
    • Pinochetism - Dude, you stoopid. Have you never heard of PARACHUTES?!?!
    • Ingsoc - The only good Big Brother is the one on TV!
    • Alt-Right - Canceled.
    • White Nationalism - STOP BULLYING OTHER RACES OR I'LL CANCEL YOU!!!
    • National Socialism - DISGUSTING AND CANCELED!!!
    • Faschism - YOU TOO!!!
    • Santa Claus Denialism - W-W-WHAT?!?! Do...do you mean...he doesn't exist? YOU'RE A MONSTER!!!

    LibRight

    Friends

    • Anarcho-Capitalism - Best friend, best finace teacher, best Monopoly player.
    • Minarchism - Of course you can cheat from my test, but it'll be 5 bucks. Also, you wanna play Minecraft later?
    • Libertarianism - The most based person I've ever met!
    • Social Libertarianism - He always len- I mean, I always do interest free loans with him, cool dude.
    • Chicagoan Libertarianism - Mom, can we go to Chicago on summer vacation?!
    • Austrolibertarianism - Mom, can we go to Austria after Chicago?!
    • Libertarian Feminism - I give you $20,00 to be my girlfriend for 1 day. He doesn't need to know.
    • E-Girl Feminism - I GIVE YOU EVERYTHING SUBS DONATIONS JUST NOTICE ME PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!
    • Gamerism - My best market man, creator of Fortnight and Roller Coaster Tycoon. Simply a gigachad.

    Frenemies

    • AuthRight Child- Knows his rights, but he's too bossy, not like me of course.
    • LibLeft Child - My things are MY things, ok? I won't lend you my pencil... You wanna skip school with me?
    • Liberalism - *sigh*, ok, fine. You can play with me, but it'll be 1.000 robux.
    • Avaritionism - HEY, THATS MY VIDEOG- oh...y-you can have it. It's all yours. Please don't hurt me.
    • Mega Corporatocracy - Your towers looks like some horror game boss base.
    • Omni-Market - Creator of Monopoly. Too cool for me...
    • Neoliberalism - Bro, I would let you play HOI4 for free, but I saw you hang out with the weird kids AND my brothers, so it's gonna be 500 robux.
    • Anti-Authoritarianism - Yeah! Fuck school! Now, give me MY Nerf back!
    • Bidenism - You're cool, but you're still a politician.

    Enemies

    • AuthLeft Child - THIEF! Always steal my things! He's a connie...tonkie...WHATEVER!
    • Authoritarianism - HEY, GIVE ME MY NERF BACK!!!
    • Agrarian Socialism - Farmers are so cringe, the big cities are so much cooler.
    • Posadism - Well, I can really understand why you didn't pass the pre school, dummass.
    • Maoism - The bad type of chinese.
    • Dengism - The bad type of chinese part 2.
    • Marxism-Leninism - Damm, that's SO CRINGE! You're like the adult version of him...ew.
    • Stalinism - You're my brother's crush lol. Also, disgusting.

    Centrism

    Friends

    • Dead Centrism - The most common senced and based person ever!
    • Moderatism - I don't have strong opinions about you, buddy, but you are a chad.
    • Apoliticism - Thanks for teaching me how to grill. Best uncle ever!
    • Radical Centrism - Haha, yeah, my brothers are stupid.
    • Radical Apoliticism - Politics are crappy! Let's go play some soccer.
    • Horseshoe Theory - You're right, my brother are kinda the same if you think about it.
    • Gamerism - Bruh, Cooking Mama is amazing. Can I play with you?
    • Motherism - I love you mom.

    Frenemies

    • AuthLeft Child - My brother.
    • AuthRight - My Brother.
    • LibLeft Child - Brother. or sister?
    • LibRight - Also my brother.
    • Momentism - What.

    Enemies

    • Anti-Centrism - Yes, I get it, you like to hang out with my brothers, but why do you hate me?



    <comments/>

    1. While Libright's behavior is similar to Capitalism, and he is growing up to be a Capitalist, in children this behavior is much more similar to and is actually just Egoism.
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