Burnhamism

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Burnhamism
You're twistin' my melon, man
Basic Information
Aliases	Manchester Socialism Aspirational Socialism
Alignment(s)	Centre-Left Culturally Left Internationalist Socialist Religious Georgist
Ideological Influences
Influenced by	Social Democracy Co-operatism Social Georgism Municipal Socialism Left-Wing Populism
Ideological Information
Foundation	Andy Burnham
Character Information
Likes	The North Football Everton Proportional Representation
Dislikes	Tories
Song	Step On

Burnhamism Is the political beliefs of the Mayor of Greater Manchester Andy Burnham. His theories, also known as 'Aspirational Socialism' include many of the Mayor's duties, that being management of transport and non national issues. to this extent, he has taken a very radical stance on transport, introducing his 'bee network' plans, which aim to give the administration more control over fares and routes, which should include a net benefit for passengers.
He is also a very strong supporter of a Land Value Tax, claiming in November of last year that it is the 'First Step Out' of a broken tax system.
He is very well known for being in conflict with Boris Johnson over his Levelling Up plans, claiming that the plans as they were written gave no overall benefit to the north, and only further enriched the south. He has continued this criticism during the tenure of Rishi Sunak.

How to Draw

1. Draw a red ball
2. Draw the Manchester bee on it
3. Draw a pair of eyes
4. Add eyelashes to them
5. Add a pair of glasses
6. Add hair

Personality

Burnhamism speaks in a Northern accent, and is often annoyed at Tory ideologies. He is a close friend of Scouse Syndicalism, being a scouse spy himself

Relationships

Friends

• Social Georgism - Not Old Labour, not New Labour but True Labour.
• Scouse Syndicalism - Best friend, basically just a more radical version of me.

• Pope Francis - Fantastic job your 'oliness, but please be a bit nicer to the gays.

• Regionalism - King of the North!

• Labourism - My party.

• Starmerism - Our Keith- I mean Keir, sorry.

Frenemies

• Corbynism - Really a great person, but would have won the red wall if it were me in charge.

• Blairism - There is only so long you can defy gravity and ask people to be relaxed about inequalities that made them Labour in the first place.

• Democratic Socialism - Not entirely sure why you lot like me all of a sudden, but I'll take it.
• Manchester Liberalism - Well the Manchester bit is nice...

Enemies

• Borisism - 'Level Up' your arse, mate.
• Mediacracy - 15/3/89!!! NEVER FORGET!!! SCOUSERS NEVER BUY THE SUN!!!

Further Information

Wikipedia

Andy Burnham

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