The Burmese Way to Socialism, Burmese Socialism for short, is an authoritarian left, culturally right ideology. It was the ideology of the military junta of Burma from 1962 to 1988. It is totalitarian, nationalist, socialist and isolationist, and is influenced by Buddhism, Marxism and humanism.
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- Dengism - Thanks for the support, comrade!
- Pol Potism - Me but Cambodian and even more extreme.
- Juche - My other extreme counterpart from the DPRK.
- Buddhist Theocracy - Has a lot of great ideas.
- Buddhist Socialism - Me with more emphasis on religion.
- Ethnic Nationalism - Burmese master race!
- Welfare Chauvinism - Based, but needs more racism and less capitalism.
- Isolationism - We don't need no filthy foreigners.
- Protectionism - Gotta protect Myanmar from filthy foreign crap.
- Ultranationalism - Hell yes!
- Blanquism - We both love state socialism, takeover by coups and leftist elites, but you are still a filthy westerner.
- Maoism - Thanks for the support, comrade! But those 1967 Chinese protesters were a massive pain!
- Stratocracy - My best friend from 1962-1988 but turned on me after the 8888 protests. Bad dog!
- Marxism–Leninism - Has a lot of good ideas but I'm not so sure about this stateless, classless society thing.
- Mercantilism - Enriching the state is good, but imperialism isn't.
- Reactionary Socialism - Based, but can you drop this feudalist and crusader crap?
- Fascism - Based but most of his states eventually become capitalist pits of degeneracy.
- National Socialism - Are you not just Fascism again?
- National Communism - Good direction overall, but get more religious!
- National Bolshevism - Same as above.
- Fourth Theory - Based but be more isolationist.
- Democracy - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GOODBYE BASTARD!
- Liberalism - Capitalism, open borders, free trade, yuck!
- State Liberalism - Literally every western nation is this.
- Antifa - If there's one kind of socialism I hate, it's western socialism.
- Anarcho-Communism - No!
- Anarcho-Syndicalism - I already said "no"!
- Anarcho-Capitalism - Anarchism? Capitalism? Sounds like a life not worth living!
- Islamic Theocracy, Islamic Socialism, Islamic Democracy and Islamic Anarchism - Rohingya scums!