The Burmese Way to Socialism, Burmese Socialism for short, is an authoritarian left, culturally right ideology. It was the ideology of the military junta of Burma from 1962 to 1988[1]. It is totalitarian, nationalist, socialist and isolationist, and is influenced by Buddhism, Marxism and humanism.
How to Draw
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Flag of Burmese Way to Socialism
- Draw a ball.
- Fill it red.
- Draw a blue gear.
- Add slanted eyes.
You're done!
Relationships
Friends
Dengism - Thanks for the support, comrade!
Pol Potism - Me but Cambodian and even more extreme.
Juche - My other extreme counterpart from the DPRK.
Buddhist Theocracy - Has a lot of great ideas.
Buddhist Socialism - Me with more emphasis on religion.
Ethnic Nationalism - Burmese master race!
Welfare Chauvinism - Based, but needs more racism and less capitalism.
Isolationism - We don't need no filthy foreigners.
Protectionism - Gotta protect Myanmar from filthy foreign crap.
Ultranationalism - Hell yes!
Frenemies
Blanquism - We both love state socialism, takeover by coups and leftist elites, but you are still a filthy westerner.
Maoism - Thanks for the support, comrade! But those 1967 Chinese protesters were a massive pain!
Stratocracy - My best friend from 1962-1988 but turned on me after the 8888 protests. Bad dog!
Marxism–Leninism - Has a lot of good ideas but I'm not so sure about this stateless, classless society thing.
Mercantilism - Enriching the state is good, but imperialism isn't.
Reactionary Socialism - Based, but can you drop this feudalist and crusader crap?
Fascism - Based but most of his states eventually become capitalist pits of degeneracy.
National Socialism - Are you not just
Fascism again?
National Communism - Good direction overall, but get more religious!
National Bolshevism - Same as above.
Fourth Theory - Based but be more isolationist.
Enemies
Democracy - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GOODBYE BASTARD!
Liberalism - Capitalism, open borders, free trade, yuck!
State Liberalism - Literally every western nation is this.
Antifa - If there's one kind of socialism I hate, it's western socialism.
Anarcho-Communism - No!
Anarcho-Syndicalism - I already said "no"!
Anarcho-Capitalism - Anarchism? Capitalism? Sounds like a life not worth living!
Islamic Theocracy,
Islamic Socialism,
Islamic Democracy and
Islamic Anarchism - Rohingya scums!
Further Information
Wikipedia
Gallery
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