×
Create a new article
Write your page title here:
We currently have 4,934 articles on Polcompball Anarchy Wiki. Type your article name above or create one of the articles listed here!



    Polcompball Anarchy Wiki

    British Feudal Anarcho-Syndicalism

    Feud.png ARTHUR: Old woman!

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: Man!

    Feud.png ARTHUR: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: I'm thirty-seven.

    Feud.png ARTHUR: What?

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: I'm thirty-seven -- I'm not old!

    Feud.png ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you 'Man'.

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: Well, you could say 'Dennis'.

    Feud.png ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called Dennis.

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?

    Feud.png ARTHUR: I did say sorry about the old woman, but from the behind you looked--

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!

    Feud.png ARTHUR: Well, I AM king...

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! If there's ever going to be any progress--

    Agsoc.png WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- how'd you do?

    Feud.png ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that?

    Agsoc.png WOMAN: King of the who?

    Feud.png ARTHUR: The Britons.

    Agsoc.png WOMAN: Who are the Britons?

    Feud.png ARTHUR: Well, we all are. We're all Britons and I am your king.

    Agsoc.png WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--

    Agsoc.png WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: That's what it's all about if only people would--

    Feud.png ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

    Agsoc.png WOMAN: No one live there.

    Feud.png ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?

    Agsoc.png WOMAN: We don't have a lord.

    Feud.png ARTHUR: What?

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarchosyndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

    Feud.png ARTHUR: Yes.

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.

    Feud.png ARTHUR: Yes, I see.

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--

    Feud.png ARTHUR: Be quiet!

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--

    Feud.png ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

    Agsoc.png WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?

    Feud.png ARTHUR: I am your king!

    Agsoc.png WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.

    Feud.png ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.

    Agsoc.png WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?

    Feud.png ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

    Feud.png ARTHUR: Be quiet!

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

    Feud.png ARTHUR: Shut up!

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

    Feud.png ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

    Feud.png ARTHUR: Shut up!

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

    Feud.png ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!

    AnSynd.png DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?

    Relationships

    Friends

    Frenemies

    Enemies

    • Feudalism - Oppressor!
    • Monarchism - Outdated Imperial System!
    • Capitalism - "[...] perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society!"
    • Conservatism - "If there's ever going to be any progress--"

    <comments />

    Cookies help us deliver our services. By using our services, you agree to our use of cookies.
    Cookies help us deliver our services. By using our services, you agree to our use of cookies.