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    Borisism is an economically centre to centre-right and culturally centre to centre-right ideology representing the beliefs of Con-t.png Conservative Party politician and former Prime Minister of the UK, Boris Johnson. He describes himself as Onenatcon.png One-Nation Conservative but as Mayor of London had inclinations of Clib.png Economic Liberalism and as of recently, Rpop.png Right Wing Populism. As PM, he has recently supported nationalisation of the economy. He is notably Euroscept.png Eurosceptic being one of the leading figures of the Brexit campaign.

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    Personality

    The ideology shares the personality of Boris Johnson, and as such is bumbling and posh. He has a tendency of making random references to classical literature and unnecessarily using Latin phrases.

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    • Con-t.png Conservatism - My party.
    • Etonball.png Etonianism - If only every school was as good as this.
    • Arist.png Aristocracy - Without elites and elitism man would still be in his caves
    • Church.png Churchillism - My hero!
    • Rpop.png Right-Wing Populism - Thanks for the help Bannon.
    • Eccon.png Eco-Conservatism - We can't afford to nap on this issue. Well... Maybe a little bit.
    • Covidism-icon.png Covidism - Stay at home. Control the virus. Save lives. Just ignore that I broke covid rules[1]
    • Ottoman.png Neo-Ottomanism - A Neo-Ottoman imperial state is just what Grandpappy would have wanted.
    • Tradcon.png Classical Conservatism - Moggy!
    • Conmon.png Constitutional Monarchism - One of our most important institutions.
    • Mediastocracy flair.png Mediacracy - Thanks for getting me in, chaps! but the contansting bashing of me is not so jolly good and cool with the report on scandals [2]
    • Zio.png Zionism - The only hope for peace in the middle east.
    • Imp.png Imperialism - Oh, how I miss you...
    • Soccap.png Social Capitalism - Free-market capitalism but with abit of NHS spending and a good amount of nationalisation sounds splendid to me.
    • Klep.png Kleptocracy - This wasn't a party! It was a meeting! Also thanks donors for reventitng my flat (out of taxpayer's money that's is)[3]. I also have been criminally charged[4] and my total disagreed for the rule of law[5].
    • Sexocracy.png Sexocracy [6]

    Frenemies

    • Necon.png Goveism - You backstabbing Scottish git. Here's a position in my cabinet.
    • UKUKIP.png Faragism - Thanks for the support on my Brexit deal, but please stop calling for my resignation.
    • One-Nation Liberalism.png One Nation Liberalism - Girly swot, can't you see Brexit is the way forward? Audentes fortuna iuvat, as they say.
    • Thatchericon.png Thatcherism - I was one of your favourite journalists when you were alive - but there is such a thing as society, Maggie.
    • Trumpism.png Trumpism - I know I supported you as President, but it's time to move on now.
    • Liberalconservative.png Liberal Conservatism - Bog off Heseltine.
    • Homocon.png LGBT Conservatism - I support LGBT rights and everything. But stop getting mad at me for calling you "bumboys".
    • Patcon.png Paternalistic Conservatism - Sure I support some nationalisation. But I don't go crazy.
    • Bidenism.png Bidenism - ANSWER MY CALLS DAMNIT.
    • 3way.png Third Way - Like-minded people from the other party. Sad to see but they are better than most Labour factions.

    Enemies

    Further Information

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    1. Partygate - Wikipedia
    2. ttps://edition.cnn.com/2022/07/06/uk/boris-johnson-scandals-intl/index.html
    3. Boris and Carrie Johnson's lavish flat refurb which sparked huge sleaze scandal - Mirror Online
    4. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10711387/Boris-Johnson-Partygate-fine
    5. 6 times Boris Johnson's government has acted 'unlawfully' | indy100
    6. All of Boris Johnson’s women – a rundown of the affairs, flings and love-children left in the former Foreign Secretary’s wake | The Sun
    7. Boris Johnson: "We should Build Back in a more Gender-Neutral Feminine way" - YouTube
    8. U.K.'s Boris Johnson Calls Out Putin's 'Toxic Masculinity' - YouTube
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