Bear Ba'athism is an extremely progressive version of Ba’athism that strongly embraces LGBTQ issues and other progressive values. He has a special love for the Bear Community (a community within the LGBTQ community) and embraces hyper-masculinity (although he is still a strong ally of effeminate gay men and feminists).
- Ba'athism - My inspiration. (Get more progressive though)
- Transjuche - One of my best friends. LGBTQ socialist squad!
- Neo-Marxism–Leninism - Another LGBTQ Authoritarian Socialist. I’m not to keen on this whole Marxism stuff, but we’re cool.
- Queer Authoritarianism - Hot gay male dictators NOW!
- Authoritarian Progressivism - Progressive values must be forced upon bigots.
- Revolutionary Progressivism - Erase the past. Embrace the future.
- SJW - CANCEL ALL HOMOPHOBIA!
- Gen Z Communism - The youth are woke!
- Lesboxhaism- Basically my female counterpart. (Although again, I'm not totally on board with Marxism. But Socialism is cool).
- Sapphic Titoism - Another lesbian Marxist friend of mine.
- Men's Liberation - Although I prefer masculine guys, I support your right to exist
- Intersex Xi Jinping Thought - You are also a progressive LGBTI socialist like me! Thanks for being such a close ally!!!
- Pink Stalinism - Although you’re not really my type. We can still be friends :) .
- Pink Maoism - Same as above.
- Baked Gorbachevism - My weed smoking bro!
- Drag Burmese Socialism - Similar to me. You are way more in touch with your feminine side though. That’s cool comrade.
- Homonationalism - My crazy ex-boyfriend. Manly gay authoritarianism is cool and all. But this Nazi crap makes me sick.
- State Liberalism - Authoritarian Progressive values? Yes. But the Liberal BS has to go!
- Transilminism - Transgender rights need protecting. But Capitalism is for losers.
- Pink Capitalism - Oh you confused little thing. Capitalism is opressive to gay people!
- Conservative Socialism -Socialism is the way forward. But "traditonalism" needs to die!
- National Feminism - MY MORTAL ENEMY! A homophobic, nazi, man hating, trans hating BITCH!!!!!!!
- Radical Feminism - You disgusting man hating TERF!
- Kahanism - Homophobic, capitalist, AND Zionist!
- LGBT Zionism - You may be gay, but don't expect me to date a Zionist! Get your butt out of here! (Although your butt IS cute... okay, maybe one coffee. )
- National Libertarianism - Conservative, anti authoritarian capitalist. Bye Felcia!
- Paleolibertarianism - Ditto. You are appalling as well.
- Reaganism - Nasty Homophobic Capitalist! Your ideology will die.
- National Capitalism - What's worse than a regular Nazi? A capitalist Nazi!
- Klansmanism - Oh, God. You are a cowardly idiot clinging to the past and hiding being you mama's bedsheets.
- Reactionary Capitalism - A Reactionary! A Capitalist! You are the worse!
- Reactionary Liberalism - A stinky bigoted liberal!
- Reactionary Libertarianism - Yep, libertarianism just makes bigotry thrive.
- Kurdish Transcommunalism- You treasonous scum! I don't care if you're trans! You will learn your place, under my foot!
- Trans Sharia - Ummmmmm....what the hell? You theocratic back stabber! Trans people deserve equality, but get out of here with that theocracy!
- Homophobia - You're canceled.