Barnesism is an ideology that advocates for the legalization of the acts depicted in songs written by Chris Barnes, founder of the band Six Feet Under and ex-vocalist for Cannibal Corpse. These acts include sodomizing people with meat hooks, carving out women's genitalia, and murdering a family by deliberately crashing into their car, with the intent of eating their flesh later.
He is known to speak in a deep, guttural manner akin to death metal vocals. He appears on car commercials sometimes.
- CactusUpYourAssism - I prefer razor-sharp hooks, but I'll give this a try.
- Pedo-Libertarianism - Your dead child I defile!
- Grand Theft Autoism - I would be all for it if I didn't have to worry about somebody hijacking my Porsche. Thanks for putting my song in your game, though.
- Feminism - My song titles offend them.