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    Baby Kata Occultism is a cult ideology based on Baby Kata’s hit single “Pee Pee Poo Poo”. The religion is very widespread throughout the world, but the ideology itself is rather rare. Therefore, not much is known about it.

    The all-powerful deity of Baby Kata occultism is Baby Kata Himself. He is omnipotent, but not omniscient or omnipresent. Therefore, He is not a true God. Baby Kata enjoys taking galaxy-sized dumps which later become black holes based entirely on feces. When He does get diarrhea, it is usually expelled at such velocities that the superfast stream of shit forms a quasar.

    Physically, Baby Kata is gargantuan, inhabiting a small, extradimensional box known as the potty realm. He only leaves the potty realm to take a shit. Inside the box, the tiles light up like a disco ball and there is a sentient roll of toilet paper in there, too. Don’t ask. Other than His massive proportions, Baby Kata has a nearly polygonal head and an oddly-shaped mouth that moves at inappropriate intervals. This often leads to Baby Kata’s mouth moving faster than He talks. He also has a single strand of hair on His head that can function as a multi-purpose probing device and He wears a food-stained shirt and an old diaper. Despite His infantile appearance, Baby Kata has been dropping both tiny turds and massive bricks for far longer than the universe has existed.

    Other abilities of His include excellent dance skills, prodigal rapping abilities and the ability to poop on command, regardless of whether or not He actually ate anything. He also can stretch His body in ways that would normally kill someone in seconds due to the fact that He is a 3D model.

    Manifesto

    It's me Baby Kata
    I have a huge diarrhea
    If you fart like you don't care

    Raise your bog rolls in the air

    When you take a comfort stop
    You feel like you reach the top
    Choco balls are gonna pop
    It's the sound of the sound of the big flop
    Every poop is so fantastic
    Every poop is so terrific

    Everybody look at me
    I'm makin' a big poopy

    Let me show you magic tricks
    Brown monkey does gymnastics
    Tiny turds or massive bricks
    I like to share my poop pics
    Every poop is so fantastic
    Every poop is so terrific

    Are you ready for action?
    It's time to release the Kraken

    Come on!, drop it now!

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