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    Authoritarian Traditionalism

    Not to be confused with State Traditionalism, which is not necessarily an offshoot of classical conservatism.

    Authoritarian Traditionalism is a ideology that believes that our forefathers' ways should be the precedent for all human activity and that those ways should be enforced with a large state. Aftarchikosparadosiasmophobia is the phobia of Authoritarian Traditionalism. It also supports the idea that traditionalism is most precedent in classical conservatism, so that makes authoritarian traditionalism an offshoot of classical conservatism.

    Personality And Behaviour

    He always is in the background since he is always a #1 target for Satanists and rioters. He is very manipulative and tries very hard to convince people to obey him. He is like your average Right-Wing authoritarian. He always likes to see children's games taken away if it is rated T or higher (ESRB). He is bilingual, meaning that he can talk in both German and English. He is always criticized for scaring people into believing the same as him. He always likes to put cameras and monitor surveillance cameras in high schools to attempt to scare teens from drinking and smoking. He always likes the idea of "Big Brother is Watching You". He was around to see Nazi Germany rise and fall. He sometimes likes to Deutschspeak.

    How to Draw

    2020 Design

    1. Draw a circle.
    2. Fill it in with dark blue (#090f63).
    3. Make a diagonal stripe going from top right to bottom left (#1421cc).
    4. Place a black letter T in the middle. The place 20% way from the top should go in the middle. 20% of the T should be in the top half of the image.
    5. Put a dark yellow shield (#aa8e10) in the middle.
    6. Draw the eyes and you're done! Just make sure that the eye on the right (from your perspective) is thinner than the other, as depicted in the infobox above.
    7. Optional: Draw a holster at about position 4:00. It should be black. Draw a grey triangle inside (#585858).

    Modernized Design

    1. Draw a circle.
    2. Fill it in black. (#141414)
    3. Draw a blue (#020663) inverted triangle.
    4. Make the right half of that triangle a lighter shade of blue. (#0c1bcd)
    5. Draw the eyes.



    • Reactionary Socialism - Der einzige Sozialist, den ich mag! (The only socialist I like!)
    • Fascism - Mein extremes Gegenstück! (My extreme counterpart!)
    • Classical Conservatism - Älterer und weiser Vater! (Elder and Wise Father!)
    • Christian Theocracy - Du hast den selben Glauben. Beste Freunde! (You have the same faith. Best friends!)
    • Authoritarian Conservatism: Ich bin sehr verwirrt, was dich anbelangt; Wir sind nah genug. Ich könnte allerdings etwas weiter rechts liegen. (I am very confused with you; We are close enough. I could be a little further to the right, though.)
    • Hoppeanism - Das einzige Problem: Du hasst den Staat. (The only problem: you hate the state.)
    • Gerontocracy - Als ich in eurem Alter war... (Back in our time...)
    • Right-Wing SJW - Ziemlich cool. Rassismus, eher nicht so. Das Patriarchat ist gut. Entartung und Unmoral sind sehr erschütternd. (Pretty cool. Racism, not so much. The patriarchy is good. Degeneration and immorality are very upsetting.)
    • MKNRism-Hahaha! Fellow Free Love Hater!


    • Progressive Conservatism - Halb gut, halb teuflisch! (Half good and the other devilish!)
    • Roman Stoicism - Der römische Stoizismus ist eine angesehene Philosophie, aber ich bin Deutscher, kein Römer. (Roman stoicism is a great philosophy, but I am a German, not a Roman)
    • National Socialism - Heil! Merk dir bloß, dass Juden nicht hätten massakriert werden dürfen, sowie, dass der Sozialismus schlecht ist. (Heil! Just know that Jews must not have been massacred, as well as that socialism is bad.)
    • Ingsoc - Der groďe Bruder sieht dich! (Big brother is watching you!)
    • SajZeal Model - Du bist ein Technokrat. Ich verstehe. Ich glaube auch, dass klügere Leute regieren sollten. Aber überdenke bitte den Teil mit dieser sogenannten "Sozialdemokratie". BITTE! (You are a technocrat. I understand. I also believe that wiser people should rule. But please think about that part with this so-called "social democracy". SORRY!)


    • Abortionism - Mörderischer und satanischer Abschaum! (Murderous and satanic scum!)
    • Progressivism: Ein weiterer Fortschritt! Das Letzte, was ich jemals brauchen würde! (Another advance! The last thing I would ever need!)
    • Pink Capitalism - Absolut entartet! (Absolutely degenerate!)
    • Fordism - Absolut entartet! (Absolutely degenerate!)
    • Anarchism - Verlorener und anarchistischer Abschaum! (Lost and anarchist trash!)
    • FALGSC: Ich hasse schwule Gewerkschaften! Wo sind Reagan und Pinochet, wenn man sie braucht? (I hate gay unions! Where are Reagan and Pinochet when you need them?)
    • Gamerism - Sie wachsen auf diesem Mist auf, um ein Randalierer zu werden! Das Letzte was ich brauche! (You grow up on this crap to become a rioter! The last thing I need!)
    • Bendyism - Diabolisch und satanisch entartet! (Diabolically and satanically degenerated!)
    • Satanic Theocracy - Bleib mir bloß weg mit deinen Ouija-Brettern! (Get your Ouija boards out of here!)


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