Authism is the belief that autistic people should control the world. It is the unironic secondary ideology of most 4chan users (other than Kekistani Nationalism). Considered highly offensive by leftoids (it uses “-oid” as a suffix a lot), it has absolutely no social skills due to its habit of extreme self-isolation, most often in their parent’s basement. An alternative example is Cyanism, which plans to give everyone Asperger's through a combination of eugenics, genetic modification, mandatory therapy and conditioning, and brain surgery when necessary (although, ironically, Cyanists do not consider people with Asperger's autistic).
- Kekistani Nationalism - I love you, brother. No homo.
- Kakistocratic Airisuism - The cringe, lib-leftist version of me. Still kinda funny.
- Oofitism - Nice hair, bro. Wait, what do you mean that’s not normal to say in public?
- N-Word Accelerationism - hehe n-
- Autism - My estranged mother, who should stop making up new fake genders and start thinking of world domination.
- Wholesome 100ism - r/wooosh! Found le mobile user! r/MadeMeSmile r/FragileWhiteRedditor r/BlackPeopleTwitter.
- Racism - lmao n-word funni.
- Transphobia - I’m not sharing a bathroom with those freaks.
- Homophobia - DAMN GAY MARRIAGE EVERYWHERE IN ALL THREE ADVERTISEMENTS I SEE ON TV WITH A GAY CHARACTER IN IT OUT OF THE HUNDREDS I SEE EVERYDAY.
- Airisuism - Not even funny. Just cringe.
- Antifa - FUCKING [REMOVED]S!
- SJW - SOYBOY!!!
- Anarcho-Communism - Pizzagate is real!
- The “T” in “LGBT” (you know the one I mean) - EWWW FUCKING TRANNIES!!!
- Black Supremacism - WHITE PEOPLE > NEGROIDS!!!