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    Anti-Metbolism is the reverse ideology of PolCompBall user Metbol.

    It is a libertarian left, communist, culturally revolutionary, globalist, ultra-industrialist and libertarian-to-anarchist ideology. Anti-Metbolism dreams of seeing America (and as much of the rest of the world as possible) crumble by the force of the anarchist movement and eliminating all concept of morality and traditions.

    Businesses and Economics

    Anti-Metbolism supports Marxian economics, such as the Frankfurt.png Frankfurt School and total land collectivization (such as that in the Stalin.png Soviet Union or CHAZism-icon.png Capital Hill Autonomous Zone. Trade and commerce are abolished so that there are few restrictions imposed on the access to prostitution and drugs. Anti-Metbolism opposes gun, land, and property ownership.


    Anti-Metbolism supports a sort of Awaj.png Anarchism or Thar.png anti-statism (much like an Ochlo.png Ochlocracy with characteristics of Jack.png Jacobinism, Trot.png Trotskyism, Mao.png Maoism and Neomarx.png Neo-Marxism) with the sole purpose of pushing society forward- towards a spook-free Egoism.png Ego-Libertarian world.

    Internationalism & Progress

    Anti-Metbolism avidly supports Internat.png Internationalism and World.png Globalism and is largely against any kind of Nation.png Nationalism or Modnat.png Patriotism because Anti-Metbolism believes it creates a unifying common-ground among conservatives, counter-revolutionaries, anti-communists and non-libertarians, thus is good for upholding their values and morals. Anti-Metbolism is also pro-interventionist, so is supportive of ideologies such as Trot.png Trotskyism and Posadist.png Posadism for the most part. Further more on the cultural issue, Anti-Metbolism avidly promotes anti-religious sentiment, with the exception of SecSat.png The Satanic Temple, which is incorporated into the ideology (and is atheist anyways) as they believe it will help dismantle Christianity.


    Metbolism supports no level of environmental regulations for laws against over-pollution and the prohibition of hunting endangered or threatened animals so they don't go extinct (cuz y'know, everyone is dying to have those luxury fur suits). Anti-Metbolism is also in full swing for over-industrialization / metropolization and thinks we should clear our national parks to make way for more industry.

    Bodily Autonomy

    Anti-Metbolism's stance on bodily autonomy is very progressive and entirely encourages of all forms of bodily autonomy; especially that relating to sexual liberation and LGBT. As such, things like prostitution, abortion, gender transitions, homosexual relations and plastic surgery would be legal.

    As for psychiatric treatment, Anti-Metbolism believes the state hasn't been giving away enough drugs to treat patients, so the usage of medicine and pills to treat and help patients cope with mental illnesses such as anxiety, ADHD, depression, bipolar disorder, i-want-attention-syndrome, ect. should be radically increased, and not be treated with other alternatives such as therapy, religious counselling, electric shock therapy, natural oils ect., so that they only overcome their mental aliments with the usage of drugs and pills (feeding the hedonic treadmill and not obstructing the ego with the advice from outsiders). Of course, you would probably never be forced to seek treatment (even if you're like a pacifist or a celibate).


    Metbolism is in favor of creating safe spaces as a means of countering heteronormativity and "straight ideology". This typically means that displays of heterosexual pride and the teaching of traditional relationships in schools is disallowed, as well as most other issues concerning the cis community, such as monogamous marriage or gender norms.

    Regulated Expression

    Anti-Metbolism despises free speech and thinks it is a tool of the Altr.png Alt-Right that should be taken away. The only unoffendable uses of free speech is when it is disturbing the peace, provoking violence, or used to insight a riot or a pride march. Furthermore, Anti-Metbolism sees the internet as more of a hate machine that anyone across the world can use to speak against them, so Anti-Metbolism believes that the internet should be heavily censored and moderated by Lgbtwiki.png LGBTA Wiki moderators and believes very few people should be able to access anything on the internet, even if a certain website promotes their ideas.


    Anti-Metbolism is characterized by most leftist ideologies for his admiration of the LGBT community and for "accepting science" (in regards to Cisgenderism) in favor of being unbased. He thinks something has ought to be done about this rampant right-wing bigotry. Economically, He favors socialism, but sympathizes with most progressive ideologies and dislikes culturally traditional ones.

    He often times has a light or wholesome sense of humor and is moderately interested in anti-gun culture and atheism. He likes uploaded furry art of his fursona, Laup, to Twitter and writing shitty article about political ideologies in hopes of rallying support for his cause.

    How to draw

    Anti-Metbolian flag.png
    1. Draw a ball.
    2. Draw a black Nordic cross with a white outline.
    3. Draw a thick white line cross-section going up and though the Nordic cross.
    4. Fill the top-left and the bottom-right quadrant deep anti-blue.
    5. Fill the top-right and the bottom-left quadrant anti-brown.
    6. Draw a deep anti-red heraldic cat on the top-left quadrant.

    Add the eyes.


    • The white and black Nordic cross represents unbased things.
    • The anti-brown coloration is a reference to anti-meatballs, a food that has been heavily associated with Anti-Metbolism, and is also what "anti-metbol" is a corruption of.
    • The anti-blue coloration in addition to the heraldic anti-red cat, is reminiscent of the flag of Anti-Christianity, but the cross has been replaced as to not represent one particular religion.
    • The anti-red cat is a reference to Anti-Paul (or Luap, in Reverse English, his native language) the Cat, both a real cat and a cartoon character that Anti-Metbol created. It also represents Anti-Metbol's hate for cats.


    Mega Yes.png Live

    • SJW icon.png SJW - lulz moar.
    • Antifa.png Antifa - Do you really think everyone who hates your guts is a fascist? Non-fascists hate you because your the FURTHEST THING FROM FASCISM! You're anarchist! You're communists! You're queers! You're anti-heteronormative! You're anti-NORMAL! You just want to destroy all order and everything sacred for your so-called "cause", and that alone is pretty based, not gonna lie.
    • Queerauth.png Queer Authoritarianism - Someone has a domination fetish. (ooh, get me next!)
    • Femboy.png Femboyism - All ideologies that are femboys are an instant S tier.
    • Authprog.png Authoritarian Progressivism - Rule of giga-chads.
    • SecSat.png Atheistic Satanism - I don't care that you don't actually believe in Satan. You're epic trollage for religious dismantlement and human rights is awesome and you deserve all of it.
    • Satan.png Satanic Theocracy - Literal worshippers of Satan! Even cooler!
    • Acidcomf.png Acid Communism - Please do drugs, kids.
    • PagTheo.png Pagan Theocracy - Heroes in my territorial conquest? It's not as likely as you might think.

    Yes.png Excellent

    • Soc.png Socialism - The tutorship of the intellectual and the precursor towards communism.
    • Lib.png Liberalism - My plans might come to fruition with you in the way.
    • World.png Globalism - Neighborstan.png Nationalism is racist and xenophobic!
    • Pinkcap.png Pink Capitalism - We need to mass produce dildos.
    • Ormarxf.png Marxism - Communism is a realistic goal, and history has proven it a success. I'd still love you no matter how "traditional" you were.
    • Ancom.png Anarcho-Communism - Not that communism or anarchism are at all undesirable, but how do you expect to distribute the wealth without a state? (there is no wealth idiot)
    • Blm.png Black Lives Matter - Well, well, well... If it isn't a bunch of gigachads who like to collaborate with Antifa.png Antifa and are responsible for creating a lovely CHAZism-icon.png Anarcho-Soviet winter wonderland on American soil.
    • Nazi.png National Socialism - You're just splendiferous, you really had to ruin the toothbrush mustache for everyone! But too bad you lurved yuur mudkipz.
    • Gay.png LGBTism - LGBT is based.
    • PCB-Trans.png Transgenderism - My favorite sect of the LGBT community. They're complete freakiziods, just like anybody who gets plastic surgery to look like a Barbie doll or whatever.
    • Anqueer.png Queer Anarchism - Cringe department? I'd like to report a class-9 based.
    • Jack.png Jacobinism - What ANTIFA knows they are.
    • Transh.png Transhumanism - Transhumanism is both a reasonable and desirable goal.
    • CHAZism-icon.png CHAZism - A real glorious movement, but it was at least one for the history books when it ended.
    • PCB-Abort.png Abortionism - Abortion is awesome! Only independent women and revolutionary progressives will support you.
    • Neo-Paganism-icon.png Neo-Paganism - SUCH a BASED religion. Like you think Christians are crazy for rejecting scientific theories but you know magic rocks will solve all your problems and allow you to cast spells.
    • PCB-Fortnite.png Fortniteism PCB-Fortalt.png - More like go love yourself tonight.
    • Egoism.png Egoism - Saying that there is no such thing as an objective moral value really does make you sound like an intellectual.
    • Iso.png Isocracy - Too many chefs broil the spoth.
    • VHMent.png Voluntary Human Extinction - How about you extinct the rightoids.
    • Glib.png Green Liberalism - When you mix Lib.png Liberalism with Envi.png Environmentalism, all you get is based environmentalism.
    • Necon.png Neoconservatism - Not enough American men died for that Middle Eastern heaven, which is based!
    • Neobert.png Neo-Libertarianism - You're just Neocon but with more judeo-objectivist chadliness.
    • Ecofem.png Ecofeminism - When my mom bought a book about you, I realized there were a lot of cool feminist ideologies.
    • Fut2.png Futurism - Yay! Future!
    • Honecker.png Honeckerism - EAST GERMANY BASED!!!!
    • Totlib.png Total Liberationism - These are the types of people that stand in front of gigachads.
    • QAnonism.png QAnonism - QAnon stands for Queers Anonymous, which is based as f***!
    • Laicism.png Laicism - You say church and state should be separate, which is also based as f***!
    • Sparta.png Spartanism - Who wouldn't want to live this way?
    • Hedonism-cloud.png Hedonism - The highest and most gigachad of all philosophy.
    • Solipsism.png Solipsism - Not being able to comprehend that anything happens outside of your own mind is based as f***!
    • Relativism.png Relativism - Morality isn't a philosophy, but true morality isn't based on eternal truths, but instead Relativism.

    Kinda Yes.png Good

    • Deepe.png Deep Ecology - Animals shouldn't have any protective rights, but they are our equals!
    • Anti-Humanism.png Anti-Humanism - To think every human doesn't deserve equal rights simply because they exist is a mistake.
    • Indust.png Industrialism - Listen, I kinda have a problem with increased productivity, I'd just love to see all the beautiful nature transform into smoggy metropolis filled with tasteful modernist architecture.
    • Bidenism.png Bidenism - Even if you couldn't have gone about it better, at least somebody got blessed by that heavenly Middle East.
    • Zio.png Zionism - I actually prefer most Islamic nations to Israel, but you're gonna have to start fighting with someone else.
    • Hcon.png LGBT Conservatism - LGBT will always be a conservative value.
    • File:Angtheo.png Anglican Theocracy - Even though you're Christians, your church came into being because King Henry wanted to divorce his wife. That alone is pretty based, not gonna lie.
    • Polpot.png Pol Potism - Cringe Urbanism hater, but wtf dude, not too shabby.
    • Radfem.png Radical Feminism - Radical Feminism is based let alone plain feminism but anti-trannyism and anti-sex work is omega cringe.
    • Cball-CSA.png American Confederatism - I don't respect your culture or whatever, I might even say I dislike it more than what America has become, but the Confederacy was a holy crusade against the nation and I miss slavery.
    • E-Democracy.png E-Democracy - Get on your gigachad ass and don't go to the polls.
    • GWB.png George W. Bushism - Your social views are kinda cringe, economic-wise, not so much. Not to mention you started that holy crusade in the Middle East.

    Meh.png Neutral

    • JewTheo.png Jewish Theocracy - I really don't have any respectful feelings towards Jews, even if I dislike making edgy jokes about them. Heck, dear I even say the Jews were cringe and blue-pilled.
    • Fash.png Fascism - I do not sympathize with you, but this might be the best way to go.
    • Christfem.png Christian Feminism - A form of feminism which doesn't arbor abortion or whoring. Wait, maybe that's true...
    • Colonial.png Colonialism - Many people say what you did was right, but I don't think ALL you did was right, I think you did in fact some pretty bad things.
    • Cball-Taliban.png Talibanism - Getting your clay back is a good start, but why not expand to the rest of the world?
    • Bidenreich.png Bidenreichism - This actually sounds a lot more cringe than actual Bidenism.png Bidenism.
    • Libertarian.png Libertarianism - Being self-sufficient and not relying on the state to be your sugar daddy is cringe and all, but I'm a hippie who thinks people should be able to do whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt other people.
    • Jacksonian Democracy.png Jacksonian Democracy - You are like Jeffersondem2.png Jeffersonian Democracy in a lot of ways, but what's based about you is that you were cruel to the natives.

    Kinda No.png Bad

    No.png Hostile

    • Cuckservative.png Conservatism - What can be worse than conserving traditional values? There simply is no lamer way of living than that of our ancestors.
    • Altl.png Alt-Lite - You're very opposite to me.
    • Confem.png Conservative Feminism - Probably the only bad form of feminism.
    • Cap.png Capitalism - Capitalism feels pretty baaaaaad.
    • Modnat.png Patriotism - Everything is wrong with a sense of national pride.
    • Eccon.png Eco-Conservatism - Wildlife should not be conserved, just like your traditional values.
    • Mudkip.png Mudkipism - #KillTheMudkipz
    • Cball-Rhodesia.png Rhodesian Nationalism - Rhodesia was before my time, but I think you should have ripped your heart out and left it in Rhodesia.
    • United Russia.png Putinism - Suppresses homosexuals which is CRINGE.
    • Kek.png Kekistani Nationalism - Extremely bigoted. I'm somewhat of a proud Kekistani-basher myself.
    • Meatball icon.png Meatball - BLAAHHHRRRGGG!!!
    • Heternaz.png Heteronationalism - NO STRAIGHT ETHNOSTATES!!!
    • Floppa.png Floppaism - Man, I hate Floppa.
    • Sogga.png Soggaism - Man, I hate Sogga.
    • Homophobia.png Homophobia - Yes straggot, this is your mental condition.
    • Transphobia.png Transphobia - Transphobia is totally unnatural, and totally cringe.
    • Anticommunism.png Anti-Communism - Hating on commies is cringe.
    • Mushmod.png Mushroom Model Peachy.png - You've always made me sad when times were good! F*** you for all the games and nightmares!
    • MC.png Minecraftism - You're also a terrible game. I haven't played it ever, so don't give me a veteran's badge.
    • Terra.png Terrarism - You are a terrible game too, and I'm pretty sure you're just a 2D Minecraft.
    • Rural.png Ruralism - Country folk just don't get it. I kinda wish I lived in a metropolized area to be honest.
    • NatProg.png Bull Moose Progressivism - Even though you call yourself a progressive, I think you were a pretty bad president.
    • Bluelivesm.png Blue Lives Matter - ACAB!
    • Bonaparte.png Bonapartism - A corrupt terrible leader who stole France from those Jack.png Jacobins.
    • Ilminism.png Ilminism - Cringe. Flop gangnem style!
    • Rhodes.png Rhodesism - The British Empire and Anglo-Saxon nationalism are cringe!
    • Cambrian.png Cambrianism - I may not be a Christian, but I'm still a science hater.
    • TFP img.png TFPism - Tyrants! Freaks! P*d*ph*l*a!
    • StupidStraight.png SuperStraight Pride - THE ONLY FALSE STRAIGHT IS A STUPID STRAIGHT!
    • METBOL.png Metbolism - You're literally my complete opposite! I don't even like your color scheme; like seriously, are you supposed to be some sort of turd?!


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