Anarcho-Stalinism is a culturally far-left and economically far-left, anarchist ideology. Due to its reconciliation of Anarchism and Stalinism, it is neither libertarian nor authoritarian, but rather is beyond both libertarianism and authoritarianism. In a political compass this is shown by placing Anarcho-Stalinism at both the top-left corner and the bottom-left corner of said compass.
According to him, his ideas are a synthesis of Makhnovism, Marxism-Leninism, and Stalinism. With his most notable of these ideas being "anarchism in one country" inspired from Stalin's and Bukharin's socialism in one country, according to Anarcho-Stalinism, in order to face the bourgeois, capitalist-imperialists, anarchists must relentlessly build anarchism in one's own country before they are able to take on them and spread the glorious, anarchist revolution.
Anarcho-Stalinism is usually portrayed as a raging, edgy, violent, and sociopathic teenager. Having such an erratic behavior, he's prone into getting into long-winded arguments, typically about the legacy of past and current socialist experiments, both authoritarian socialist and libertarian socialist. He typically shits on capitalists and sometimes get into fights with other anarchists, because they think he's too authoritarian to be an anarchist and that he's just a Marxist-Leninist pretending to be an anarchist.
He also loves both Joseph Stalin and Nestor Makhno and wishes that they were his two gay dads.
- File:Stalin ALT.png Stalinism - Papa!
- Platformism - Papa!
- Marxism–Leninism - Comrade!
- Maoism - Chinese comrade!
- Juche - Korean comrade!
- Hoxhaism - Albanian comrade!
- Industrialism - We must increase production to not only keep up but surpass the capitalists! They shall be drowned in the red-and-black wave!
- Isolationism - Anarchism in one country!
- National Communism - Nationalism!? Cringe! Communism!? Based!
- National Bolshevism - Limonov's NazBol Party is based, I guess... Nationalism is cringe anyways. But non-Russian Nazbols? You're all a bunch of LARPers!
- Titoism - Cringe Market Socialist! But throwing fascists into pits!? BASED AS FUCK!
- Anarcho-Communism - Yes, I'm an anarchist AND a tankie! Problem!?
- Anarcho-Syndicalism - No you idiot! There needs to be one big, centralized and strong union! Also, the CNT-FAI didn't go far enough! They needed more centralization and more labor camps!
- Agorism - Yes comrade! We must undermine the economy and smuggle Kalashnikovs and other equipment for our holy duty in overthrowing the bourgeois state—wait! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK PRIVATE PROPERTY IS GOOD?
- Castroism - While I understand your loyalty to the Soviet Union and the market reforms, why did you have to simp for that revisionist Khrushchev!?
- Posadism - The only good Trotskyism! We need to destroy the bourgeoisie in nuclear fire!
- Antifa - You're based, but you need to return to your tankie roots!
- CHAZism - You, damn fool! It is clear you did not read the Third Address! Good try though. Better luck next time, comrade!
- LGBTQ+ Community - Sorry, that Papa Stalin shoved you into gulag, please understand that he was a product of his time.
- National Socialism - Molotov-Ribbentrop was a non-aggression pact not an alliance! Don't get it twisted, Nazi!
- Showa Statism- Same as above, your non-aggression pact with the Soviet Union was not an alliance! Also you're damn lucky the Soviet Union didn't have the naval capabilities to invade the mainland!
- Fascism - OFF TO THE PITS!
- Kleptocracy - You're going to gulag forever greedy capitalist pigdog!
- Social Democracy - YOU KILLED ROSA LUXEMBOURG, YOU SOCIAL FASCIST PIECES OF SHIT!
- Monarchism - Hahaha! GET FUCKED!
- Capitalism - GO TO GULAG!
- Eco-Capitalism - Capitalism is destroying Mother Earth! Contradictory and bourgeois nonsense!
- Pink Capitalism - The struggles of the LGBTQ+ community are not for you to take advantage and commodify!
- Trotskyism - Gonna pick your fucking brains out!
- Khrushchevism - Choke on corn, revisionist!
- Hayekism - Yeah, I'm a commie. And...?
- Labour Zionism - DEATH TO ISRAEL, FREE PALESTINE!
- Radical Feminism- FUCK TERFS! FUCK TERFS! (But don't have sex with them!)
- Democratic Confederalism -
- - Holy fucking shit, you're a real fucking moron aren't you?
- Left Communism - Rosa Luxembourg was based, but you're a real fucking pain in the ass you know that? And get off the armchair and throw some molotovs for once!
- Anarcho-Capitalism - FAKE ANARCHISM!
- Anarcho-Pacifism - PICK UP THE KALASHNIKOV AND SHOOT THE NAZI, YOU FUCKING PUSSY!
- Reactionary Socialism - Don't care, didn't ask. Plus you're a reactionary, and white.
- Conservative Liberalism - CRINGE!
- Vaushism - BOURGEOIS YANKEE RUNNING DOG PIECE OF SHIT, FACE THE WALL!